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Why does Pirelli bother to make rain tires if they won't let them race over a slippery penis? Do you think this kind of thing scared Piercarlo Ghinzani? They have removed from the track surface what they have removed from the drivers! The Melbourne Grand Prix qualifying postponement clearly set a dangerous precedent. The FIA should be ashamed of what it has done to the sport.

Senna!!!!

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Why does Pirelli bother to make rain tires if they won't let them race over a slippery penis?

Apparently, somebody told them that rubber was not "100% safe"

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Shouldn't it come off the track easily? tongue.png

After all, it should be water based, not oil based

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The plot thickens: http://www.gptoday.com/full_story/view/447190/Korean_GP_threatened_as_nuclear_crisis_boils_in_region/

In an alarming escalation in the weapons race, the Pyongyang regime has divulged a video of a secret test performed earlier this month. It shows the ruler of North Korea, Kim Jong-un surrounded by army generals testing a new, high power spray paint can and a 30 feet long penis being drawn. The world peace is gravely endangered, a japanese minister has been quoted saying, as mass hysteria takes over Japan when rumours are heard that N.Korea has now the capability of drawing a penis that might reach the country.

At Seoul, the South Korean government is comprehensibly worried as well, "We think this is a serious threat to the region's balance. Our own army can only develop a 20 - at most 23 feet long penises. And we must admit that we cannot achieve the level of detail our northern neighbor has reached. I mean, look at those hairs! And you can also see the testicles drawn! Our scientists told us that it was phisically impossible to draw the balls as wel but somehow they made it!"

This story has no written ending so far, and the world is holding their breath, fearing that this will only lead to the drawing of bigger and bigger penises until the whole mankind becomes extinct.

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I'd say it was James May or Jeremy Clarkson that did it...

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