BrisbaneAndy 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2014 I thought some of you might get a laugh out of this. Half of it will probably make no sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delivery_Driver 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2014 Best place in the world to live, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted August 14, 2014 A bunch of theiving convicts that ran off with the pavlova and called it their own....not to mention Phar Lap, Crowded House, Russell Crowe...no wait, you can keep him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2014 I think we can now say thank you for Rolf Harris but you can have him back now..... We're keeping Kylie though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrisbaneAndy 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2014 Rolf Harris, that is terrible. Kylie, classic Aussie chick, she knows her roots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2014 I only realised about 3 years ago that Mel Gibson was australian. There are very few movies where australian 'hollywood' actors actually get to use their own voice. Must just be a very offensive sound to the american population (I jest of course) I'm still not even sure if Chris Hemsworth is british or aussie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmcee 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2014 A bunch of theiving convicts that ran off with the pavlova and called it their own....not to mention Phar Lap, Crowded House, Russell Crowe...no wait, you can keep him... Why you all over here then? Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrisbaneAndy 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2014 There are more sheep in Australia than New Zealand. Just saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2014 Why you all over here then? Lol No doubt trying to escape all the orcs in the forests? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmcee 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2014 Why havnt New Zealand been to the moon? Ran out of scaffold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 Well, at least we tried....you lot couldn't get past your health and safety regulations.... And we send people to Aussie to up your countries average IQ, whilst increasing our own at the same time.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrisbaneAndy 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 I love NZ, travel there often for work and pleasure. I like the North Island, but I prefer the mainland. Scenery that can only be called majestic and very few people. That IQ quote was made by Robert Muldoon, New Zealand PM in the late 70's, early 80's. Ut was made in response to a question as to why New Zealanders were leaving in droves to Australia. I still hold by the view that it is about the sheep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmcee 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 Well, at least we tried....you lot couldn't get past your health and safety regulations.... And we send people to Aussie to up your countries average IQ, whilst increasing our own at the same time.... Man I work with quite a few kiwis that could challenge that iq statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 I think you just proved my point exactly...we send our dumb ones over to you, to improve Aussies IQ level, and our IQ level goes up at the same time...it's ot about us sending our smart people over to you lot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmcee 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 Yeah that's why it's always cloudy over NZ, the big fella is trying to hide his mistake, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrisbaneAndy 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2014 I thought the smart ones came here, smart enough to take advantage of the welfare system. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmcee 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2014 I thought the smart ones came here, smart enough to take advantage of the welfare system. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2014 There's another Honey Badger out there. Dubbed "the world's most australian man" - http://www.news.com.au/sport/rugby/translating-the-worlds-most-australian-man-western-force-rugby-player-nick-cummins/story-fndpt9s1-1226837074907 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted September 19, 2014 He looks so gay...maybe that's why there's so much man-love for Ricciardo here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmcee 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2014 He looks so gay...maybe that's why there's so much man-love for Ricciardo here? How did you know that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted September 19, 2014 Been there, done that... Wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brambilla 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2014 Oh Yeah, that Beetroot in the burger , what's up with that ? Though I really liked the fried-egg-in-the-burger bit. Heck fried-egg in the kebabs were great. And CHICKEN SALT ! I miss Chicken Salt =( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brambilla 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2014 A bunch of theiving convicts that ran off with the pavlova and called it their own....not to mention Phar Lap, Crowded House, Russell Crowe...no wait, you can keep him... I popped over to NZ a few times when I was living in Australia, the thing that always got me : "Sweet As" especially if it was anywhere near "choice bro" =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmcee 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2014 Oh Yeah, that Beetroot in the burger , what's up with that ? Though I really liked the fried-egg-in-the-burger bit. Heck fried-egg in the kebabs were great. And CHICKEN SALT ! I miss Chicken Salt =( Beetroot is choice in a burger cuzzy bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmcee 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2014 Been there, done that... Wait... It's not my thing but I know a few people who swing that way if you would like to meet them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites