lipstick79 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2019 Teacher of the year fired A former Teacher of the Year in Mansfield, Notts was recently fired for performing oral sex on one of her students. In other news, students in Mansfield, Notts no longer get to vote for Teacher of the Year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2019 where were these teachers when I was in school?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2019 Porn is fake as hell. Tried to fcuk my Step Momma and now I'm homeless... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2020 I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions" It'll have exercise equipment for the first two weeks, then turn into a bar for the rest of the year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2020 Why don’t libraries have books about suicide? >They don’t get returned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2020 Did you know that 97% of the world is stupid? Luckily I’m in the other 5%.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2020 remember the shining? that was about a family that isolates for months Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2020 When life gives U melons U might B dyslexic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2020 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted April 6, 2020 On 8/31/2019 at 11:28 PM, lipstick79 said: Where does Batman go to the bathroom? > The bathroom On 9/30/2019 at 10:59 PM, lipstick79 said: When my wife falls asleep in a public place I shake her and yell "DON'T DIE ON ME!" and then people always clap when she wakes up On 10/21/2019 at 3:37 PM, lipstick79 said: I find it very offensive when people get easily offended On 11/22/2019 at 4:07 PM, lipstick79 said: I lost my luggage at the airport Thank goodness, that drug sniffer dog found them On 12/17/2019 at 4:30 PM, lipstick79 said: Porn is fake as hell. Tried to fcuk my Step Momma and now I'm homeless... some good ones... LOL!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2020 What happened to the other 18 COVIDS? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruslan 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2020 My wife asked me to be a Neanderthal in the bedroom. I can't wait till she sees the animal murals I've painted on the walls! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakae 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2020 Q.: Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients? A.: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2020 I come from a small family I'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2020 I didn`t really steal the money. I`ve been a member of this bank for soo long, it felt like my own Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2020 When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French!” after a swear word... I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakae 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2020 I love French culture, especially language, and fabulous lunches totally free of chlorinated chickens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakae 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2020 Date 2020.05.09 Time 3:40 (UTC) Some posts were removed for a step taken too far for this forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted May 19, 2020 I like my women like COVID. 19 and easily spread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2020 Last night I had a dream that I p**sed my pants This morning I found out that dreams DO come true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2020 Re: Only criminals and idiots would now put cash in F1 John Stedman >Whats New - Bernie did THAT years ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2020 Hey baby what R U wearing? Just kidding I`m watchin U Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2020 Every kiss begins with K 2 BAD Ugly begins with U Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakae 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2020 Are you having fun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lipstick79 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2020 U might have heard this joke before and because of that, I`m not goin 2 tell it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites