lechilka26 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! Why it is good to be a man? 1. Your a## is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's a## if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.". 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. so fuunnyy ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 Man walks into an adult store: Salesman: What do you want? Man: Inflatable doll. Salesman: Male or female? Man: Female Salesman: Black or white? Man: White Salesman: Christian or Muslim? Man: Why does it matter? Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 Man walks into an adult store:Salesman: What do you want? Man: Inflatable doll. Salesman: Male or female? Man: Female Salesman: Black or white? Man: White Salesman: Christian or Muslim? Man: Why does it matter? Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up! That gets the bad taste prize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 That gets the bad taste prize. Oh have a laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 Yeah ykick! Come on man... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 classic AR5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzkrieg 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 Man walks into an adult store:Salesman: What do you want? Man: Inflatable doll. Salesman: Male or female? Man: Female Salesman: Black or white? Man: White Salesman: Christian or Muslim? Man: Why does it matter? Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up! LOL GOOD ONE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 aye, it is. Always glad to put in religious humor. I wonder if Bassaam will chime in, or he's left after the Muhammad cartoon deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 Cheers for the jokes chaps! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2006 That gets the bad taste prize. ykick is training to become the Aussie Prime Minister, Bruce, so don't be too hard on him!! Deep down he found that funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sato 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2006 I bet all the Muslism found it hilarious aswell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2006 I bet all the Muslism found it hilarious aswell. All the ones with a sense of humor....the others probably want to cut off somebody's head (tough crowd). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2006 I got no respect... /Rodney Dangerfield. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted August 31, 2006 Superb! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2006 What did NASA stand for after the Columbia Space shuttle blew up? Need Another Seven Astronauts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted September 1, 2006 What did NASA stand for after the Columbia Space shuttle blew up?Need Another Seven Astronauts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cavallino 2 Report post Posted September 1, 2006 What did NASA stand for after the Columbia Space shuttle blew up?Need Another Seven Astronauts What a quality joke Some people have no sense of humour Are you training to be the American president Bruce? Hypocrisy at its finest... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzkrieg 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2006 What did NASA stand for after the Columbia Space shuttle blew up?Need Another Seven Astronauts lol another good one! btw did you get those scores with the playstation pescarlo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cavallino 2 Report post Posted September 1, 2006 Aren't 9/11 cartoons the funniest thing in the world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2006 lol another good one!btw did you get those scores with the playstation pescarlo? yes, the 2004 one. Why is Christa McAullife no longer a Science teacher? (She was on Challenger in 1986) A: Because she's HISTORY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted September 11, 2006 yes, the 2004 one.Why is Christa McAullife no longer a Science teacher? (She was on Challenger in 1986) A: Because she's HISTORY! any one knows the full form of USA? under skirt adminstration!(guys...kidn! ) yes, the 2004 one.Why is Christa McAullife no longer a Science teacher? (She was on Challenger in 1986) A: Because she's HISTORY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2006 Why are Christa McAullife's eyes blue? A: One BLEW RIGHT, one BLEW LEFT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2006 Man walks into an adult store:Salesman: What do you want? Man: Inflatable doll. Salesman: Male or female? Man: Female Salesman: Black or white? Man: White Salesman: Christian or Muslim? Man: Why does it matter? Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites