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<br />How does the number of turd lumps decide the number of men? Or are the lumps actually foetuses? (I don't know if the douche water was from her front or rear)<br />
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Front. Now use your imagination and assume she douched after each customer...

Anyway, if I have to explain it, it's not that good of a joke.

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Front. Now use your imagination and assume she douched after each customer...

Anyway, if I have to explain it, it's not that good of a joke.

Oh no, it's a good joke. I am a douchebag not to have understood it.

Here's an old one:

This blonde comes dead last in a breaststroke swimming race. Coming out of the pool, she complains, "Not fair! The others were using their arms & legs."

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I was just recollecting the funny names of porno movies, like 'Lord of the G-strings', 'Playmate of the Apes'. Google found out there're a lot more like these 2 :

http://www.funnytitles.com/

Laugh your guts out!

I have a better one. go to Google Search, type "Find Chuck Norris" and hit "feeling lucky."

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I have a better one. go to Google Search, type "Find Chuck Norris" and hit "feeling lucky."

LOL!

BTW, I've yet to watch any of his movies. I guess they'll find their way to me.

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Is it possible to bring a Casanova to heel?

I firmly believe priapism can be prevented.

Lame, I agree, but at least original.

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<br />LOL! <br /><br />BTW, I've yet to watch any of his movies. I guess they'll find their way to me.<br />
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Duuuuude! You've gotta! Starting with the Bruce Lee movie (my son's Tan Soo Do instructor was Chuck's sparring partner) through his "Braddock" movies, Delta Force, etc, etc.... Code of Silence is probabbly the best.

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Duuuuude! You've gotta! Starting with the Bruce Lee movie (my son's Tan Soo Do instructor was Chuck's sparring partner) through his "Braddock" movies, Delta Force, etc, etc.... Code of Silence is probabbly the best.

Code of Silence, Lone Wolf McQuade, Good guys wear black, an Eye for an Eye, Silent Rage<-----(a particular favourite)...classic Norris Movies, you should have plenty of time when you watch these oldies

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Code of Silence, Lone Wolf McQuade, Good guys wear black, an Eye for an Eye, Silent Rage<-----(a particular favourite)...classic Norris Movies, you should have plenty of time when you watch these oldies

I've no idea why you refuse to post on the film thread.

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Chuck Norris movies are great, but Jean Claude will always be the master of ridiculous martial arts movies.

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Only those familiar with torrents, scene releases (& its accompanying lingo), Uwe Boll will get this joke:

I came across this comment on a post about a DVDRip of Uwe Boll's movie "Postal", on rlslog - Nuked: Uwe Boll movie.

I nearly died laughing.

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Code of Silence, Lone Wolf McQuade, Good guys wear black, an Eye for an Eye, Silent Rage<-----(a particular favourite)...classic Norris Movies, you should have plenty of time when you watch these oldies

Ah, my amnesia lifted - all "Missing in Action" (aka "Braddock" movies) are good, but part 3 is the best. Agreed on Lone Wolfe McQuade (the scene with pouring a beer on his head while buried in his truck is great)

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I've no idea why you refuse to post on the film thread.

I don't refuse, I just don't have enough time. Anyway, I never use to go to cinema as a kid till I was a teenager, my father use to own a wonderful projector. He loved James Bond, we've seen every one of them. Then depending what was available on reel, I've seen alot of the classics, the Chuck movies, Eastwood spaghetti westerns, it was just so cool watching it againts whitecloth wall projection. I'm happy for the experience...

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Heard about this guy who was forced to work as a gimp? Talk about bonded labour.

Is 'child labour' a term for a teenage girl who's about to give birth?

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Movie buff: I saw Guy Ritchie's 'Snatch'.

His bright friend: Really? I thought Guy is a man.

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Argento.... that was one hell of a funny joke!!!!! clap3.gifclap3.gifclap3.gifthbup.giflaugh.gif And also , please let me know from where you get pics of such sexy, curvy babes in your avatar/posts? Seriously, I don't want to miss out on what you see.

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Mostly are from emails from my friends: lots of powerpoints with sexy babes. Then I copy and paste to Photoshop to perform some downsizing and cut some areas and voil

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Mostly are from emails from my friends: lots of powerpoints with sexy babes. Then I copy and paste to Photoshop to perform some downsizing and cut some areas and voil

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I too got a lot of sexy powerpoints some time back, though not everything was ok. This one time, I was whacking off to a progressive striptease on a powerpoint & when the last slide showed up, it turned out the 'babe' was a shemale. Puke, I lost my stiffness then & there.

Oh my God! I'm sorry but I've just creased in tears laughing. Will you tell the story of your lecture? That one was the best I've heard. Ever. I still laugh thinking about it. I've got one for msn lol.

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I too got a lot of sexy powerpoints some time back, though not everything was ok. This one time, I was whacking off to a progressive striptease on a powerpoint & when the last slide showed up, it turned out the 'babe' was a shemale. Puke, I lost my stiffness then & there.

I would know what you mean if I have ever done anything that disgusting and perverted...rolleyes.gif

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I would know what you mean if I have ever done anything that disgusting and perverted...rolleyes.gif

Are you kidding about or are you serious? :-o

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