monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 All this is true, probably: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. Reading when you're drunk is horrible. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. You never know where to look when eating a banana. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Some days you see lots of people on crutches. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Old women with mobile phones look wrong! Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. You never ever run out of salt. Old ladies can eat more than you think. You can't respect a man who carries a dog. Any more? There must be more? The forum must be awash with truth seekers, tell us your truths. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 There will always be some remnants of carrots in there when you're sick, no matter when you last had them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 No matter how well you chew your corn there will always be full pieces in your feces(runs off to hide) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 You can never look manly whilst drinking through a straw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 Only wussies drink yellow fizzy beer...................... 80% blonds the drapes don't match the rug............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 When your drunk you always deny it by saying your sober and fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 Everyone pees in the shower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
duest 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2006 One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.... Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Does this say something about my sense of humour..? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 Everyone pees in the shower. ............and the pool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narain fan 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 You can never look manly whilst drinking through a straw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aussief1 4 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 You never know where to look when eating a banana. You can never look manly whilst drinking through a straw. I think we can safety say that you can Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 I think we can safety say that you can Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 Some classics there MG!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 Socrates said it. And Platon confirmed it. The last drop always wet your pants! (sorry in spanish is a good rhyme!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loser Boy 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 No matter how well you chew your corn there will always be full pieces in your feces(runs off to hide) True man,I have eaten pizza only to find corn next day in my squishy stuff. Sometimes peas & tomato skins too. ............and the pool True. A pal of mine confessed that he often peed in the pool. But it came to a halt one day when he found faeces at the bottom of the pool. I guess he got a dose of his own medicine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 When someone trips over a loose paving they break into a 'mini jog' to make it look OK really. When hoiking knickers from her crevice (the back one), a woman always looks around first. When hoiking undercrackers out, a man doesn't. Everyone sniggers when they fart in the shower 'cos it sounds more like a quacking duck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Player(1) 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 All this is true, probably:Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. Reading when you're drunk is horrible. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. You never know where to look when eating a banana. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Some days you see lots of people on crutches. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. Old women with mobile phones look wrong! Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. You never ever run out of salt. Old ladies can eat more than you think. You can't respect a man who carries a dog. Any more? There must be more? The forum must be awash with truth seekers, tell us your truths. I'm shocked, I really can't argue with any of that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennye 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2006 All this is true, probably:Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. Any more? There must be more? The forum must be awash with truth seekers, tell us your truths. Sounds like you attend the same parties as JR, he always makes the girls cry and it usually starts as soon as they spot him coming in rather than at the end!!! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cavallino 2 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 If you arrive at a bus stop or a train station at a random time, you always arrive as a train/ bus leaves in front of you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferrarigo 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 If you arrive at a bus stop or a train station at a random time, you always arrive as a train/ bus, you want, leaves in front of you i think this needs to be added. Another similar one:- whenever your late to catch a plane, it will allways leave from the furthest terminal to where you are. a few more:-If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. My wife says I never listen to her (at least I think that's what she said). If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called LABOR! Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 simple ones! every dog has his day! barking dog never bites (one nearly bit me...so just take those literally) empty vessels make the most noise! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2006 Sounds like you attend the same parties as JR, he always makes the girls cry and it usually starts as soon as they spot him coming in rather than at the end!!! LOL Thats not true! Another truth. You can guarantee that when me and lauren go out tonight we will both get very drunk and end up waking all her flat up when we return! Happens every time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
