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Hi Nilesh. I am the only member on this site. I operate every account of every user, pretending to be many people. I killed all the real people. Welcome. Oh, Ill need your address.....

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Hi Nilesh. I am the only member on this site. I operate every account of every user, pretending to be many people. I killed all the real people. Welcome. Oh, Ill need your address.....

Actually Dribbler suffers from multiple personality disorder and I am the real Steve. The personality which comes on here called Dribbler lives his personality segment as a gay strip-o-gram for old age pensioners in Glasgow. He claims to have a wife, who is actually an inflatable rhino that he won in a travelling fair (he likes to call it Mrs Dribs). He also claims to own a motorbike, but in fact poses near other peoples' bikes for photos, pretending that they are his. The police are aware of his activities, especially since that conviction a year ago, the nun is getting better now though.

I, on the other hand am his higher self - I work closely with the Secretary General of the UN on world peace, was Mother Theresa's best friend and regularly work 21 hours a day helping disadvantaged children and old people.

:D

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Actually Dribbler suffers from multiple personality disorder and I am the real Steve. The personality which comes on here called Dribbler lives his personality segment as a gay strip-o-gram for old age pensioners in Glasgow. He claims to have a wife, who is actually an inflatable rhino that he won in a travelling fair (he likes to call it Mrs Dribs). He also claims to own a motorbike, but in fact poses near other peoples' bikes for photos, pretending that they are his. The police are aware of his activities, especially since that conviction a year ago, the nun is getting better now though.

I, on the other hand am his higher self - I work closely with the Secretary General of the UN on world peace, was Mother Theresa's best friend and regularly work 21 hours a day helping disadvantaged children and old people.

:D

Why do I then go on to post this sort of stuff? I really am messed up. If only I hadn't finished Chris off with that Rhino. At least I wouldn't be here all alone. Ah well, he died with a smile on his face. More than he ever did in life.*

*Apart from his weekend with the inflatable full sized Bunton doll.

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And that's the last we ever saw of reachnd. Thanks alot you guys! :lol:

No seriously, welcome aboard reachnd, we hope you stick around!

P.S good on you for making it to the Singapore GP, you must've been happy with the race result!

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Hello all -

I've been lurking about for months now and I thought I should post a little sumpin sumpin here. I come from the land of IRL and NASCAR. I'm quite ashamed to say I'm a relatively new fan of F1 (my first full race viewing was of the 2003 Australian GP). Before SPEEDTV enlightened me, I stumbled across a race that was on at some ungodly hour and my first impression was, "GAWDDAMN, those cars are fast!" I was so hooked. Although I was never a fan of NASCAR (my apologies to NASCAR fans) upon seeing the technological grace of an F1 car, I realized that my assessment of the M&M (Gibbs racing) car being a "clown transportation device" was correct. I'm sorry. I really tried to like NASCAR...I really did.

But that is neither here nor there. Although, I'm new to F1 I've delved into it's history and it's political BS and I find it all fascinating. I must say it's been pretty interesting to lurk about on this forum and most of you have been...um...entertaining :P

My favorite driver is Alonso. I think he's brilliant. My other favorite drivers are Kimi (and his attitude is superb - I wish more drivers weren't corporate automatons) and Vettel. I have a tendency to cheer for Ferrari if Alonso cannot win. My least favorite team is McLaren. /shrug

I'm very excited about the upcoming season especially since Brawn GP has been blowing them away in Spain. Sad that there's no North American GP - that's really a shame for all of us fans over here. We'll see if USF1 is gonna be the real deal or not.

Anyway, sorry for the lengthy "how to do." Cheers to a good upcoming season!

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................My favorite driver is Alonso. I think he's brilliant. My other favorite drivers are Kimi (and his attitude is superb - I wish more drivers weren't corporate automatons) and Vettel. I have a tendency to cheer for Ferrari if Alonso cannot win. My least favorite team is McLaren. /shrug

I'm very excited about the upcoming season especially since Brawn GP has been blowing them away in Spain. Sad that there's no North American GP - that's really a shame for all of us fans over here. We'll see if USF1 is gonna be the real deal or not.

Anyway, sorry for the lengthy "how to do." Cheers to a good upcoming season!

Hi McGrubbin, welcome to the asylum :D

It is sad there's no North American GP, but hopefully they'll fix that soon - personally I hope they run it at one of your proper tracks though, not the Indianapolis bore-fest track - Laguna Seca would be superb ;)

Glad you've noticed BrawnGP's progress too. They're looking more like one of life's sweet results every day B)

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Welcome back Eric!

:lol:

Hi McGrubbin :D Glad to see you have excellent taste in drivers!

FOTA have said they want the NA race back as soon as possible and it's a priority for them for obvious reasons, so lets hope it happens soon.

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Welcome Nilesh and McGrubbin. Big tip? Don't take anything personally, OK? We've all got a screw or two loose.

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Welcome Nilesh and McGrubbin. Big tip? Don't take anything personally, OK? We've all got a screw or two loose.

:lol:

You learned that the hard way, didn't you? :P

And yes McGrubbin welcome to our forums. Nevermind the IRL background or the lenghty post.

I like lenghty posts, we don't get many of them except from a few.

Which brings me to one interesting story. This goes back to 1942...hey...what's that noise? Sounds like some snoring...

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Thanks for the welcome!

As far as the "not take things too personally," I'll try my best. I know that we all can be a bit irrational when we have certain passions about things, but if you all remember my reasoning is always correct, we should be good. :P

As far as that Piquet fellow...who's that? I kid. I kid! BTW, Quiet One, I love the sig. Brilliant.

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if you all remember my reasoning is always correct, we should be good. :P

You will fit in well here.....

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Hi guys, signed up a couple of days ago, but only just noticed this topic. Just thoguht i'd say Hi at last.

Welcome, Craner Curves.

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Hello all -

I've been lurking about for months now and I thought I should post a little sumpin sumpin here. I come from the land of IRL and NASCAR. I'm quite ashamed to say I'm a relatively new fan of F1 (my first full race viewing was of the 2003 Australian GP). Before SPEEDTV enlightened me, I stumbled across a race that was on at some ungodly hour and my first impression was, "GAWDDAMN, those cars are fast!" I was so hooked. Although I was never a fan of NASCAR (my apologies to NASCAR fans) upon seeing the technological grace of an F1 car, I realized that my assessment of the M&M (Gibbs racing) car being a "clown transportation device" was correct. I'm sorry. I really tried to like NASCAR...I really did.

But that is neither here nor there. Although, I'm new to F1 I've delved into it's history and it's political BS and I find it all fascinating. I must say it's been pretty interesting to lurk about on this forum and most of you have been...um...entertaining :P

My favorite driver is Alonso. I think he's brilliant. My other favorite drivers are Kimi (and his attitude is superb - I wish more drivers weren't corporate automatons) and Vettel. I have a tendency to cheer for Ferrari if Alonso cannot win. My least favorite team is McLaren. /shrug

I'm very excited about the upcoming season especially since Brawn GP has been blowing them away in Spain. Sad that there's no North American GP - that's really a shame for all of us fans over here. We'll see if USF1 is gonna be the real deal or not.

Anyway, sorry for the lengthy "how to do." Cheers to a good upcoming season!

Nice intro.....and welcome. Enjoying your posts already.

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