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:lol: Are you thinking of after eights? Only for after dinner; classy; hard on the outside, creamy melt-in-the-mouth-white inside.

Hmm. For a minute there I thought you were making some sort of sexual innuendo, but you say only for after dinner so I guess I must be wrong...

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Hi Varda and DPR :)

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[quote name='milly' post='252692' date='May 22 2008, 05:01 PM']Hmm. For a minute there I thought you were making some sort of sexual innuendo, but you say only for after dinner so I guess I must be wrong...[/quote]
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Ewwww, no way, Milly! Some men do have [i]standards[/i], you know. I'll let her flirt with me for nothing, but I think it's only fair that a girl cooks for me before she can make love to me. :P

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:lol:

Ewwww, no way, Milly! Some men do have standards, you know. I'll let her flirt with me for nothing, but I think it's only fair that a girl cooks for me before she can make love to me. :P

Indeed. With your condition, you need all the time you can get for the viagra to work, before you are ready for action :whistling:

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:lol: Haha yeah! But I don't normally have any performance issues. It was only that one time with you, Andres and ol' spotty bum Chris... :whistling:

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:lol: Haha yeah! But I don't normally have any performance issues. It was only that one time with you, Andres and ol' spotty bum Chris... :whistling:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, to quote one of my city's famous exports - 'it's only this time, honest, it's never happened before'. Probably, 2nd only to 'the cheque is in the post' :lol:

Mind you, if I was an inexperienced virgin trying to perform in front of the mighty talents of Andres, Chris and myself, then I would probably shoot freeze in the saddle too. So, you are excused this once :whistling:

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:lol: Haha yeah! But I don't normally have any performance issues. It was only that one time with you, Andres and ol' spotty bum Chris... :whistling:

I told you before you had one tin of corned beef too many...!!! No-one can perform after three tins.... :)

Nah its all a lie, your not my type - the grass-skirt, blonde wig and fake Russian accent that you had is just not my thing.... :D

Anyway "Fluffy Bum" I haven't met ol' spotty bum Chris - is he a new member? :D

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, to quote one of my city's famous exports - 'it's only this time, honest, it's never happened before'. Probably, 2nd only to 'the cheque is in the post' :lol:

Mind you, if I was an inexperienced virgin trying to perform in front of the mighty talents of Andres, Chris and myself, then I would probably shoot freeze in the saddle too. So, you are excused this once :whistling:

:lol: You'd turn MI5's Mistress Abi frigid... :whistling: (I didn't "stand" a chance.)

Nah its all a lie, your not my type - the grass-skirt, blonde wig and fake Russian accent that you had is just not my thing.... :D

I remember how let down you felt... a few minutes of my gentle stroking soon released the bubbly personality we know and love though: :itsok:

Anyway "Fluffy Bum" I haven't met ol' spotty bum Chris - is he a new member? :D

I think so! He keeps posting in the new members' thread. (He seems a bit of a twit, but as you know, we at TF1 are nothing if not "easy and loose" banter-sluts.) :)

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Btw I just noticed that this thread is full of guests: there are about 20 enjoying my witty repartee right now. Feel free to join in. I will go easy on you and the rest are charming anyway. :)

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:lol: You'd turn MI5's Mistress Abi frigid... :whistling: (I didn't "stand" a chance.)

A bad virgin always blames his tool..........................or something like that, anyway :eusa_think:

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:lol: Very good! I'll remember that one! Though my eventual "work" seemed to do the trick. Unless you were cruelly faking on me... like a bigger, hairier-assed Meg Ryan... :P

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:lol: Very good! I'll remember that one! Though my eventual "work" seemed to do the trick. Unless you were cruelly faking on me... like a bigger, hairier-assed Meg Ryan... :P

Normally I like to bend with the breeze. But Murray, you have done the unforgiveable.

Never take the p!ss out of Meg Ryan. She has more beauty in just one of her pubic hairs (please, no shaving jokes) than you will witness in ten million lifetimes (and according to my strong Buddhist connections, that's how long you've got :P ).

Your Megness, I am truly sorry that one of my countrymen has uttered this filth. He's gay, please ignore him.

Thank you. :wub:

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Normally I like to bend with the breeze. But Murray, you have done the unforgiveable.

Never take the p!ss out of Meg Ryan. She has more beauty in just one of her pubic hairs (please, no shaving jokes) than you will witness in ten million lifetimes (and according to my strong Buddhist connections, that's how long you've got :P ).

Your Megness, I am truly sorry that one of my countrymen has uttered this filth. He's gay, please ignore him.

Thank you. :wub:

She's just a bit gobby. Ask Parky.

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Btw I just noticed that this thread is full of guests: there are about 20 enjoying my witty repartee right now. Feel free to join in. I will go easy on you and the rest are charming anyway. :)

Curiously, i'm the only one here at the moment *sniffs armpits*.

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Curiously, i'm the only one here at the moment *sniffs bum*.

corrected that for you.

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She's just a bit gobby. Ask Parky.

Yeah I'd say she's a spunky kinda gal Steve. I nearly said, "you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire", but that would sooooo common. :P

Curiously, i'm the only one here at the moment *sniffs armpits*.

Curiously, I'm the only one here now. And your pit after-whiff still lingers. :lol:

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Curiously, I'm the only one here now. And your pit after-whiff still lingers. :lol:

Be thankful. It smells better than Hamilton's whiff-after-pit.

Edited by dribbler

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Been a heck of a while, but I'm back (for good) now!!! Yeah, I'm still a moody, insufferable (yet loveable) bitch too.

Nice to see you all again.

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Been a heck of a while, but I'm back (for good) now!!! Yeah, I'm still a moody, insufferable (yet loveable) bitch too.

Nice to see you all again.

Welcome back! Don't worry, it's almost my time of the month... :P

Nice to see you for the first time!

(Oh, and, I secretly like Honda's F1 team, too)

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I don't know...something seems fishy with your display name...
Hmm??? What's so fishy about Mika Hakkinen? He was a good F1 driver (despite being with McLaren) & a decent DTM driver!

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Hmm??? What's so fishy about Mika Hakkinen? He was a good F1 driver (despite being with McLaren) & a decent DTM driver!

Look closely at my post again. In the quote section. In all caps.

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