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Double entendre? Where? I missed it. Must be getting too old for this game....

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Double entendre? Where? I missed it. Must be getting too old for this game....

I must be getting old, too, when my entendres end up as double entendres! :lol:

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Good point - you never, ever want to introduce an old dog to a young pussy, it's just not good.
Double entendre? Where? I missed it. Must be getting too old for this game....
I must be getting old, too, when my entendres end up as double entendres! :lol:

The first meaning was agreeing with my comment about introducing cats to dogs at a young age but the second meaning could mean a old man having sex with young girls.

Old Dog - Old Man

Pussy - Slang for Vagina

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Double entendre? Where? I missed it. Must be getting too old for this game....

You mean to say if a hot babe comes(!) & asks you to give her an earthquake, you'll say you're too old for the game?

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The first meaning was agreeing with my comment about introducing cats to dogs at a young age but the second meaning could mean a old man having sex with young girls.

Old Dog - Old Man

Pussy - Slang for Vagina

You know in the film thread, where you are 'liked by everybody and ribbed by everybody' - this is ribbing! :lol:

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The first meaning was agreeing with my comment about introducing cats to dogs at a young age but the second meaning could mean a old man having sex with young girls.

Old Dog - Old Man

Pussy - Slang for Vagina

Ykick, Murray Walker was fooling around.

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I fixed you spelling error Pump ;)

I had it right, my local serves up a micro brew called "Flat Cat" ;)

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Animal cruelty is not a subject which should be joked about.

Wh are 'animal lovers' so selectively sensitive about some kinds of cruelty to animals? :what:

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The dogs and the cats get along fine and never have any fights which is always good. The trick is to introduce cats to dogs when they are only puppies so they get used to cats at a young age. I will try to post pictures of them in the near future when i get my digital camera back from the repairer.

:lol: Sorry but this thread is too much even for my usual politeness! You bunch of sissies!

Drink some beer, watch some porn and smoke a nasty smelling cigar.

And stop talking about the wrong kind of pussies!

:P

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:lol: Sorry but this thread is too much even for my usual politeness! You bunch of sissies!

Drink some beer, watch some porn and smoke a nasty smelling cigar.

And stop talking about the wrong kind of pussies!

:P

You have a better chance of getting laid if the girl know you like animals :D

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:lol: Sorry but this thread is too much even for my usual politeness! You bunch of sissies!

Drink some beer, watch some porn and smoke a nasty smelling cigar.

And stop talking about the wrong kind of pussies!

:P

You're too slow, as always, Andres! For crying out loud, get on the same page! :lol:

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You're too slow, as always, Andres! For crying out loud, get on the same page! :lol:

Yeah. This page is about old men having sex with young girls. Get with the programme :D

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The first meaning was agreeing with my comment about introducing cats to dogs at a young age but the second meaning could mean a old man having sex with young girls.

Old Dog - Old Man

Pussy - Slang for Vagina

Ooooh.... Sorry ykick, I only got the second meaning. One track mind and all.... ;)

You mean to say if a hot babe comes(!) & asks you to give her an earthquake, you'll say you're too old for the game?

Let me tell you a story young man. A long time ago, in a land far, far away from where you live, yours truly was a younger man. Back then girls sometimes used to "ask me to give them an earthquake". Of course as a young man I jumped at the chance to do just that, if they were hot. Nothing like that happens anymore - I'm an older man you see. Nowadays when girls come to me, they ask to give me an earthquake. ;)

I had it right, my local serves up a micro brew called "Flat Cat" ;)

I got confused again too. (I thought you liked to get your pets from Ikea. Silly me.)

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You have a better chance of getting laid if the girl know you like animals :D

:eusa_think:

That must be the difference between here and Australia - over here that's frowned upon, well unless your Welsh, of course.

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You have a better chance of getting laid if the girl know you like animals :D

Good advice for the first (and perhaps last :P ) time from ykick. The dogs I've pretended to like :wacko:

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:eusa_think:

That must be the difference between here and Australia - over here that's frowned upon, well unless your Welsh, of course.

Not like that. I AM NOT A KIWI and therefore DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS :D

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:eusa_think:

That must be the difference between here and Australia - over here that's frowned upon, well unless your Welsh, of course.

:lol:

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Let me tell you a story young man. A long time ago, in a land far, far away from where you live, yours truly was a younger man. Back then girls sometimes used to "ask me to give them an earthquake". Of course as a young man I jumped at the chance to do just that, if they were hot. Nothing like that happens anymore - I'm an older man you see. Nowadays when girls come to me, they ask to give me an earthquake. ;)

And you 'hobble' at the chance, rather than jump? :lol:

Let me tell you a little story too........once there were 2 bulls in a field, 1 very young and 1 considerably older. Across the way was a field full of lovely heifers, udders proudly glistening in the sunshine of the glorious day, beckoning to the enthusiasic young bull.

YB (young bull) - Let's run out of our field, race down the lane there, leap over that fence that contains those lovely heifers and let's [email protected] some of them! Can we, eh, eh?? Can we?

OB (you get the idea) - No, no, no!! Let's slowly walk out of our field, mosey on down the lane there, carefully climb through the fence and [email protected] ALL of those heifers........

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Not like that. I AM NOT A KIWI and therefore DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS :D

:lol:

It's funny how some 'stereotypes', if you will, turn up all over the world. Here it is the Welsh, the Kiwis, according to ykick and I am sure Andres mentioned something about Argentina as well.

Any other countries have this?

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Congrats!!! As a father of 4 kittens I love them. As I live 26 years in my parents house with dogs i love them too. And I live many years with women I love them too much!!! As you can see I love ANIMALS!!!!

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Yep my cat gave birth to 5 kittens :D heres a pic

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WOW! :clap3::clap3:

But doctor has strictly warned me not to go near them! Am allergic to their fur!!! :(

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And you 'hobble' at the chance, rather than jump? :lol:

Let me tell you a little story too........once there were 2 bulls in a field, 1 very young and 1 considerably older. Across the way was a field full of lovely heifers, udders proudly glistening in the sunshine of the glorious day, beckoning to the enthusiasic young bull.

YB (young bull) - Let's run out of our field, race down the lane there, leap over that fence that contains those lovely heifers and let's [email protected] some of them! Can we, eh, eh?? Can we?

OB (you get the idea) - No, no, no!! Let's slowly walk out of our field, mosey on down the lane there, carefully climb through the fence and [email protected] ALL of those heifers........

OB contd;- Alll of those heifers.... (takes a breath) and then if we have any energy remaining we can do more...(takes another breath) than one....

Congrats!!! As a father of 4 kittens I love them. As I live 26 years in my parents house with dogs i love them too. And I live many years with women I love them too much!!! As you can see I love ANIMALS!!!!

So From this thread i gather James is a dog, and Argento a cat(j/k)

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You're too slow, as always, Andres! For crying out loud, get on the same page! :lol:

:blush: Sorry, I started to write that post before you all started posting about the same thing. But I have too many interruptions at work (they are so desconsiderate as not to let me write my crappy posts!)

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OB contd;- Alll of those heifers.... (takes a breath) and then if we have any energy remaining we can do more...(takes another breath) than one....

I got stuck in the fence!!! :lol:

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:blush: Sorry, I started to write that post before you all started posting about the same thing. But I have too many interruptions at work (they are so desconsiderate as not to let me write my crappy posts!)

But you have written so many - I guess you don't work much then?? :lol:

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