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Futroll - A lonely creature. Found wandering websites. Aim; to annoy others with immature thoughts. Angered by brilliance; a sure sign of its own inadequacies. Unobjective. Lemming like in its stupididty. Short life span.

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Futroll - A lonely creature. Found wandering websites. Aim; to annoy others with immature thoughts. Angered by brilliance; a sure sign of its own inadequacies. Unobjective. Lemming like in its stupididty. Short life span.

It should be "FUtroll" ,shouldn't it be,Steve?

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Abnoxious - A paunchy & offensive belly.

Disstaff - Women who are rude.

Hypeochondriac - A screwball who loves to publicize his ailments to the world.

Funnee - A funny sounding maiden name of a woman.

Misstaken - A babe who's already been snapped by some other d#ckhead.

Rayduce - To decrease the glare.

Sinonymous - Equated with sin.

Pierate - One who steals pies.

Loyell - Dedicated to yelling.

Innoscent - Innocuous scent.

Bowhemian - Unconventional style of bowing.

Sueicide - To take someone to court even when you know that you have a snow's chance in hell of winning the case.

Coytus - Sexual union of a shy couple.

(If they are shy, how the hell do they find the balls to ****? You tell me!)

Weapun - A deadly pun.

Gleecerine - A liquid used by actors when the director requires them to shed tears of joy.

Drakeula - A male duck that's got fangs.

Omniwhore - A whore present everywhere at the same time.

Socker - A game that combines football & fisticuffs.

Quillt - A blanket made from quills.

Squintessential - The perfect squint.

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Sobbatical - A break from crying.

Guess which F1 driver needs to take a sobbatical?

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Old wine in new bottle:

Woodpecker - A phallic sculpture made of wood.

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Ecclestonian - Saying one thing while implying another - but actually meaning neither.

I know you're thinking BS, but it happens to be a perfectly cromulent word!

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Ecclestonian - Saying one thing while implying another - but actually meaning neither.

I know you're thinking BS, but it happens to be a perfectly cromulent word!

:roll::roll:

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circumtubulation- the act of stirring cold water around a tub of very hot water with your hand so as to lower the temperature of the water in the tub.

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Although this is a phrase more than a word...

Doing a Drogba... Diving in a theatrical way and pretending you are hurt, like a sissie

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Although this is a phrase more than a word...

Doing a Drogba... Diving in a theatrical way and pretending you are hurt, like a sissie

Cristiano Ronaldo too.

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Ronaldo is bad yes, but I feel Drogba is a lot worse... though Diving is something that pretty much afflicts the entire chelsea team.

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Foreploy: Misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining a shag.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you really fast.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an arse hole.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Carne Diem: Seize the meat.

Curtesey of the Washington Post (Curtesey: A very abrupt but polite reply :P )

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Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

I'm sure there's no 'h'.........

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I think all of you should read this: http://www.wikihow.com/Invent-a-Word :stinker4kz:

Thanks. Though i much preferred the link on 'how to speak ONG'. Fascinating. Your name, Alehop, using the language of ONG, would be; Alongehongopong. Fantastic. Mine would be Dongrongibongbonglongerong.

Medilloni would be Mongedongilonglongonongi. :lol:

Meanioni? Why, that would be Mongeanongionongi :lol::lol:

For the love of God, somebody stop me......... :lol:

Cavallino, i hear you cry? well, of course, that would be Congavongalonglonginongo.

That's it.

I'm bored now.

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Okay, i'm back. I can't leave it alone. Songhongitong.

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