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Sorry about your floods. We could use some of the water where I live. My back yard is brown and crunchy to walk on, and my front yard is even worse. No good rains since we moved in over a month ago.

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I was bored at dinner tonight so I wrote this. Just for fun :) :

It seems that the media, shouting,

has again got America doubting.

Their attempts at misleading

have left us all needing

to give Fox's bad arguments a routing!

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Murray has too much time on his hands,

So he writes poems about my home land.

He should really try and get a life,

Maybe try to find a wife.

Just kidding :P

Murray's the man. So much in fact he is my idol and I will try to match his poetry prowess, which is just impossible.

I hate Berger, I hate Tost

I hate the Austrian Mafia the most

I hope they choke on some milk and cereal

Because they suck at all things managerial

When Franz and Gerhard go to hell

All in the world will be well

They ****ed up STR so much,

They'll have to change the name to STD!

Okay. That just sucked.

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:clap3::congrats: That's really good! We need more poetry around here I think. Kay and Steve are very good too.

Btw Murray can't get a wife

coz better men are rife,

and all this forum-strife

makes me want to, with a knife,

end my life!

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:lol:

Glad you liked mine. It's just the best feeling in the world when you try to do something to impress the one you love and they are in fact impressed! Just kidding.

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:lol:

Oh Eric, my love! Don't say that. I know we can never be together but don't tease me so! You pluck out my heart every time you joke about marrying someone else.

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Sorry Murray dear! There was an ad on the side of some website advertising "Married Women Looking for Affairs," so you should check that site from time to time, you might just find me on there in a couple months ;)

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Eric and Murray were frosty,

Cos Murray wrote stuff that was costly,

Murray tried to woo,

Eric gave in too

And now we have a TF1 gay toasty.

Okay, i'll practice.

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Reminds me of my GP poems and lyrics. :lol:

You're going to town with brown nosen',

And these emotions you are exposen',

So this thread will soon be a closen'

'Cos Superkimi will be opposen',

TALK ABOUT THE FLOOD IN BRITAIN

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Murray said stuff about Yankees,

When he should have stuck to scraped plankees.

Cos his knowledge of F1,

Is much better than some,

But his politics send us all cranky.

Okay, i'll practice more.

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:lol::clap3:

I appologize to the Brits,

But I don't really give a s##t,

Bout the big bad flood,

That'll turn the dirt to mud,

Cuz these poems are better

Than discussin' the weather.

Hmm. That one needs work.

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Reminds me of my GP poems and lyrics. :lol:

You're going to town with brown nosen',

And these emotions you are exposen',

So this thread will soon be a closen'

'Cos Superkimi will be opposen',

TALK ABOUT THE FLOOD IN BRITAIN

There once was a thread,

About the weather ahead,

But off topic it read,

When true love spread

And two members did wed.

First one is better.

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My pasta is hot,

But it just is not,

Quite like Murray Walker,

Who I wish was my stalker,

Cuz he's yummier than my pasta by a long shot!

:lol::P

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:bow: Ah, superb everyone! That's what we need more of around here!

Why say something in a few words when you can say it using poetry. ;)

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Why say something in a few words when you can say it using poetry. ;)

Kay is a hypocrite,

She tells her fellow Brit,

To speak in poetry,

But as far as I can see,

She used prose which is s##t.

:P

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It was started by Murray

with his poetic slurry,

which turned to mush

('til Eric revealed his crush)

our serious thread.

Then Eric's quick head

was about to run away

with the glory 'til Kay

revealed that, against women,

competing is like swimin'

in Steve's sticky driblings

with no help from his wise scribblings.

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Kay is a hypocrite,

She tells her fellow Brit,

To speak in poetry,

But as far as I can see,

She used prose which is s##t.

:P

Well I guess using over ten words means it counts out 'a few words' which makes your point null and void, as it will do to this post too.

Kay's not a hypocrite,

Just typin' from where I sit,

Until I'm ready to submit,

My post and permit,

You to read my dazzling wit.

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As Kay's wit dazzles,

Eric's getting frazzled,

Cuz Tost is an a##hole,

Even if Speed is a rascal.

Murray's prasing Kay,

Which proves he ain't gay,

Sometimes I say his name Moo-Ray,

Well, not reallay.

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Someone's anger will be writ

large in this glorious bit

of the forum, full of hit

and miss poetry. I hope it

doesn't provoke a hissy fit...

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Eric cries:

"Murray lies!"

The Hinch is the biggest thing

Out of Canada, not some guy who sings

Of course, they all

Are very small

Compared to the glasses over Jacques' eyes.

(I need to work on getting the lines to all the same number of syllables, I know, so don't tell me)

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Maybe try to find a wife.

[/i]Just kidding :P

Murray's the man. So much in fact he is my idol and I will try to match his poetry prowess, which is just impossible.

That won't be hard! He's beginning to stalk Kay!
And now we have a TF1 gay toasty.

Okay, i'll practice.

I'll join you in that toast of yours Steve.
Kay is a hypocrite,

She tells her fellow Brit,

To speak in poetry,

But as far as I can see,

She used prose which is s##t.

:P

Now that was uncalled for! Murray will be very uspet I suppose!
Murray's prasing Kay,

Which proves he ain't gay,

Sometimes I say his name Moo-Ray,

Well, not reallay.

Erm, hello! Have you ever heard of the word hetrosexual?? Murray's a pro at that! Loves Kay & he loves you aswell Eric! If you check my profile, you'll se a large commennt made by me ;) ! It might wake Murray up & make Kay find out who he really is!

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Danny, your pro reminds me of a certian song.

Danny doesn't know that Murray and me

Do it in my van every Sunday

He tells him he's going to church but he doesn't go

Still he's on his knees and Danny doesn't know

OH DANNY DOESN'T KNOW

SO DON'T TELL DANNY

DANNY DOESN'T KNOW

DANNY DOESN'T KNOW

SO DON'T TELL DANNY!

Murray says he's out shopping

But he's really under me and I'm not stopping

BECAUSE DANNY DOESN'T KNOW

DANNY DOESN'T KNOW

DANNY DOESN'T KNOW

DANNY DOESN'T KNOW

SO DON'T TELL DANNY

DANNY DOESN'T KNOW!

Okay. I really took it too far this time (if you don't get it, it's a parady of "Scotty Doesn't Know," if you still don't get it, you need to watch more movies)

Disclaimer: I am straight as a brand new ruler. I swear.

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Mika has been led astray,

To think I might swing that way.

I can keep Murray at bay,

With a ticket to the USA -

First Class, without delay!

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