rumblestrip 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Sorry about your floods. We could use some of the water where I live. My back yard is brown and crunchy to walk on, and my front yard is even worse. No good rains since we moved in over a month ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 I was bored at dinner tonight so I wrote this. Just for fun : It seems that the media, shouting, has again got America doubting. Their attempts at misleading have left us all needing to give Fox's bad arguments a routing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Murray has too much time on his hands, So he writes poems about my home land. He should really try and get a life, Maybe try to find a wife. Just kidding Murray's the man. So much in fact he is my idol and I will try to match his poetry prowess, which is just impossible. I hate Berger, I hate Tost I hate the Austrian Mafia the most I hope they choke on some milk and cereal Because they suck at all things managerial When Franz and Gerhard go to hell All in the world will be well They ****ed up STR so much, They'll have to change the name to STD! Okay. That just sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 That's really good! We need more poetry around here I think. Kay and Steve are very good too. Btw Murray can't get a wife coz better men are rife, and all this forum-strife makes me want to, with a knife, end my life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Glad you liked mine. It's just the best feeling in the world when you try to do something to impress the one you love and they are in fact impressed! Just kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Oh Eric, my love! Don't say that. I know we can never be together but don't tease me so! You pluck out my heart every time you joke about marrying someone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Sorry Murray dear! There was an ad on the side of some website advertising "Married Women Looking for Affairs," so you should check that site from time to time, you might just find me on there in a couple months Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Eric and Murray were frosty, Cos Murray wrote stuff that was costly, Murray tried to woo, Eric gave in too And now we have a TF1 gay toasty. Okay, i'll practice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Reminds me of my GP poems and lyrics. You're going to town with brown nosen', And these emotions you are exposen', So this thread will soon be a closen' 'Cos Superkimi will be opposen', TALK ABOUT THE FLOOD IN BRITAIN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Murray said stuff about Yankees, When he should have stuck to scraped plankees. Cos his knowledge of F1, Is much better than some, But his politics send us all cranky. Okay, i'll practice more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 I appologize to the Brits, But I don't really give a s##t, Bout the big bad flood, That'll turn the dirt to mud, Cuz these poems are better Than discussin' the weather. Hmm. That one needs work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Reminds me of my GP poems and lyrics. You're going to town with brown nosen', And these emotions you are exposen', So this thread will soon be a closen' 'Cos Superkimi will be opposen', TALK ABOUT THE FLOOD IN BRITAIN There once was a thread, About the weather ahead, But off topic it read, When true love spread And two members did wed. First one is better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Ah, superb everyone! That's what we need more of around here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 My pasta is hot, But it just is not, Quite like Murray Walker, Who I wish was my stalker, Cuz he's yummier than my pasta by a long shot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Ah, superb everyone! That's what we need more of around here! Why say something in a few words when you can say it using poetry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Why say something in a few words when you can say it using poetry. Kay is a hypocrite, She tells her fellow Brit, To speak in poetry, But as far as I can see, She used prose which is s##t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 It was started by Murray with his poetic slurry, which turned to mush ('til Eric revealed his crush) our serious thread. Then Eric's quick head was about to run away with the glory 'til Kay revealed that, against women, competing is like swimin' in Steve's sticky driblings with no help from his wise scribblings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Kay is a hypocrite,She tells her fellow Brit, To speak in poetry, But as far as I can see, She used prose which is s##t. Well I guess using over ten words means it counts out 'a few words' which makes your point null and void, as it will do to this post too. Kay's not a hypocrite, Just typin' from where I sit, Until I'm ready to submit, My post and permit, You to read my dazzling wit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 As Kay's wit dazzles, Eric's getting frazzled, Cuz Tost is an a##hole, Even if Speed is a rascal. Murray's prasing Kay, Which proves he ain't gay, Sometimes I say his name Moo-Ray, Well, not reallay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Someone's anger will be writ large in this glorious bit of the forum, full of hit and miss poetry. I hope it doesn't provoke a hissy fit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Eric cries: "Murray lies!" The Hinch is the biggest thing Out of Canada, not some guy who sings Of course, they all Are very small Compared to the glasses over Jacques' eyes. (I need to work on getting the lines to all the same number of syllables, I know, so don't tell me) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Maybe try to find a wife.[/i]Just kidding Murray's the man. So much in fact he is my idol and I will try to match his poetry prowess, which is just impossible. That won't be hard! He's beginning to stalk Kay!And now we have a TF1 gay toasty.Okay, i'll practice. I'll join you in that toast of yours Steve.Kay is a hypocrite,She tells her fellow Brit, To speak in poetry, But as far as I can see, She used prose which is s##t. Now that was uncalled for! Murray will be very uspet I suppose!Murray's prasing Kay,Which proves he ain't gay, Sometimes I say his name Moo-Ray, Well, not reallay. Erm, hello! Have you ever heard of the word hetrosexual?? Murray's a pro at that! Loves Kay & he loves you aswell Eric! If you check my profile, you'll se a large commennt made by me ! It might wake Murray up & make Kay find out who he really is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Danny, your pro reminds me of a certian song. Danny doesn't know that Murray and me Do it in my van every Sunday He tells him he's going to church but he doesn't go Still he's on his knees and Danny doesn't know OH DANNY DOESN'T KNOW SO DON'T TELL DANNY DANNY DOESN'T KNOW DANNY DOESN'T KNOW SO DON'T TELL DANNY! Murray says he's out shopping But he's really under me and I'm not stopping BECAUSE DANNY DOESN'T KNOW DANNY DOESN'T KNOW DANNY DOESN'T KNOW DANNY DOESN'T KNOW SO DON'T TELL DANNY DANNY DOESN'T KNOW! Okay. I really took it too far this time (if you don't get it, it's a parady of "Scotty Doesn't Know," if you still don't get it, you need to watch more movies) Disclaimer: I am straight as a brand new ruler. I swear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Mika has been led astray, To think I might swing that way. I can keep Murray at bay, With a ticket to the USA - First Class, without delay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites