Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 http://totalf1.com/view-article.php?newsid=221869 We can now have an all new team named TF1 F1. Il be the Indian driver! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jez 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 Our title sponsor can be google ads!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silas Talbot 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 It went on to say that Spyker Cars will be loss-making this year and the F1 team will not be "cash neutral" due to a higher than expected team expenditure... which means... "those p**sant drivers went through a year's supply of materials in 5 races. " If you are a second slower than everyone else PER LAP, drop another two tenths just to make sure you keep it on the freekin road.. As a spyker driver, you can blame a "+3 laps" classification on the car, but a crash is harder to push onto the equipment. Spyker's overall budget is what, like 30 mil a year? Ferrari spends that every year just keeping Kimi's mini-bar fully stocked.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aussief1 4 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 http://totalf1.com/view-article.php?newsid=221869We can now have an all new team named TF1 F1. Il be the Indian driver! Our title sponsor can be google ads!! I vote to have Steve (dribbler) as the official "Google ads TF1 team" chief media officer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 I vote to have Steve (dribbler) as the official "Google ads TF1 team" chief media officer. Dont really care who is what, But I want to be the no1 driver as I am poised to bring several millions stolen from the corrupt politicians of my country! I am sure Mike (autmnpuma) will agree to become my advisor, and C21 my chief engineer! PD has to the boss, I am sure he will be the kind of boss who will enjoy watching team mates throw spanners and hammers at each other rather than watching us destroy our p**s poor ex Spykers on track! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 ok, time for some real news! http://www.totalf1.com/view-article.php?newsid=221884 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 Our title sponsor can be google ads!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 I have race experience!! And I've also been in situations experiencing 4G's, so I'm ready for Turkey's Turn 8. However, Google Ads should only be the sponsor if they actually put some of the great ads I've seen from them before "Meet Married Women Looking for Affairs," "Gay Geek Forum," and "Free Male Enhancement." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 15, 2007 I have race experience!! And I've also been in situations experiencing 4G's, so I'm ready for Turkey's Turn 8.However, Google Ads should only be the sponsor if they actually put some of the great ads I've seen from them before "Meet Married Women Looking for Affairs," "Gay Geek Forum," and "Free Male Enhancement." I have more crash experience, I have been in situations experiencing 10G's, so I am ready for the wall of the champions! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLord 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 which means... "those p**sant drivers went through a year's supply of materials in 5 races. "If you are a second slower than everyone else PER LAP, drop another two tenths just to make sure you keep it on the freekin road.. As a spyker driver, you can blame a "+3 laps" classification on the car, but a crash is harder to push onto the equipment. Spyker's overall budget is what, like 30 mil a year? Ferrari spends that every year just keeping Kimi's mini-bar fully stocked.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKimi 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 I've Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c21 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 Dont really care who is what, But I want to be the no1 driver as I am poised to bring several millions stolen from the corrupt politicians of my country! I am sure Mike (autmnpuma) will agree to become my advisor, and C21 my chief engineer! PD has to the boss, I am sure he will be the kind of boss who will enjoy watching team mates throw spanners and hammers at each other rather than watching us destroy our p**s poor ex Spykers on track! I would be delighted! Can we be a team that is known for having fun? I mean p**s ups and bbqs and general ****ing around! Not that engineered Sh#t that Red Bull does? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erinnn 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 I would be delighted!Can we be a team that is known for having fun? I mean p**s ups and bbqs and general ****ing around! Not that engineered Sh#t that Red Bull does? If the "fun" involves Mark Webber and Jenson Button, count me in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 I propose myself as tech director, I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erinnn 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 I'll take the easy job and do PR. All you really have to do is make up some sugar-coated bulls##t, like fake quotes of the driver saying "Oh, yes, we are so very optimistic about this year. It will be a victory for us if we can get down to only being 25 seconds off the pace," and then if there is nothing good to say, just use big words and confuse people into thinking "oh, it must be good." By the way, I'd like to thank classmates.com and Google Ads for being fine sponsors of this forum (see, I'm ready!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 If the "fun" involves Mark Webber and Jenson Button, count me in ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 I would be delighted!Can we be a team that is known for having fun? I mean p**s ups and bbqs and general ****ing around! Not that engineered Sh#t that Red Bull does? cooldown mate! We can still talk with Dr.T for some of his BMWs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 I'll take the easy job and do PR. All you really have to do is make up some sugar-coated bulls##t, like fake quotes of the driver saying "Oh, yes, we are so very optimistic about this year. It will be a victory for us if we can get down to only being 25 seconds off the pace," and then if there is nothing good to say, just use big words and confuse people into thinking "oh, it must be good."By the way, I'd like to thank classmates.com and Google Ads for being fine sponsors of this forum (see, I'm ready!) With a driver Like me you can expect me to rant about my mechanic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 16, 2007 I propose myself as tech director, I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lalindra 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2007 Too much selling First minadi, then midland, now spyker Wonder wuts next Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silas Talbot 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2007 However, Google Ads should only be the sponsor if they actually put some of the great ads I've seen from them before "Meet Married Women Looking for Affairs," "Gay Geek Forum," and "Free Male Enhancement." Precisely! The beauty of Google Ads is in their technology -- it makes them so customized to the exact needs of each individual.... For instance, google usually shows me ads for "exotic car storage" and "how to keep all the ladies at bay." I don't know what youuuu've been seeing I couldn't resist... when you give me a golden setup line like that, how can I not take a swing?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLord 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2007 Too much sellingFirst minadi, then midland, now spyker Wonder wuts next Mclaren???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jez 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2007 I propose myself as tech director, I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLord 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2007 As long as I can be the printing guy! i will be the scanning guy of the team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted August 17, 2007 i will be the scanning guy of the team Ha! Now who wants to be the guy who blows the whistle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites