ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2007 Im officially trapped on my property as i cant get to my car as i just saw a Eastern Brown Snake slither into a bush about 2 metres from the garage where i keep it. If anyone doesnt know the Eastern Brown Snake is the 2nd most venomous snake in the world (can kill a man in 15 minutes) and is highly agressive. What the hell am i going to do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 quit whining and be a man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 quit whining and be a man So how often do you approach highly venomous snakes? I dont have a problem with Black Snakes and Red Belly Black Snakes (both are venomous) but both dont have very strong venom and both arnt overally aggressive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 im just messin with you. we don't have any highly venomous snakes around here. but seriously it can't be that difficult to get into the garage even with the snake there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 im just messin with you. we don't have any highly venomous snakes around here. but seriously it can't be that difficult to get into the garage even with the snake there. I may just have to run the gauntlet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 What's the problem? With 15 minutes you got plenty time to get to your car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 In Sudafrica use to train dogs to kill the equally mortal "Cape Cobra" ... so teach your dog or better show the snake a pic of your wife/girlfriend. It always works! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 What's the problem? With 15 minutes you got plenty time to get to your car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 In Sudafrica use to train dogs to kill the equally mortal "Cape Cobra" ... so teach your dog or better show the snake a pic of your wife/girlfriend. It always works! am sure Ykick is scratching his head for starting this thread a cow may be useful after all, Ykick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jez 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 I'd run the gauntlet. But have the NSW Ambo Serice number ready for speed dial in your phone just in case. Good luck mate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aussief1 4 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Bite you're bottom lip and taste the blood!! You'll be right, walk to the car ykick I'm gald I could offer you some specialised advice BTW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sato 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 throw stuff at it, IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 What a pussy...........gezz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sato 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 What a pussy...........gezz Yep... Kids these days.. bunch of skirts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Yep... Kids these days.. bunch of skirts. Indeed.......................................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 In Sudafrica use to train dogs to kill the equally mortal "Cape Cobra" ... so teach your dog or better show the snake a pic of your wife/girlfriend. It always works! I hope only Cape Cobras ......................................................................... EDIT: totally outoforder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Step 1: Find a brick. Step 2: ? Step 3: Dead snake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sato 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Step 3 needs to be profit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Does it answer to 'maure'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kati 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Australia is really scaring me. We don't have this kinda thing here, so u should move in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Ring up Ste.. oh wait he's dead. Erm, ring the local animal authority & see if they believe you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Ring up Ste.. oh wait he's dead. Erm, ring the local animal authority & see if they believe you! I did but unfortunately they are only willing to come up if i knew exactly where the Snake is right now. I only know that it slithered into a bush and unfortunately do not know exactly where it is. I really do think that the dumbest law in Australian history was the one past where it is illegal to kill Brown Snakes. If i want to club it to death with a brick that should be my right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Just in case, tell some of your relatives they must inform the forum if the snake...you know..."win" You have got the feeling: the worst for us is wondering what happened with some members... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 I did but unfortunately they are only willing to come up if i knew exactly where the Snake is right now. I only know that it slithered into a bush and unfortunately do not know exactly where it is. I really do think that the dumbest law in Australian history was the one past where it is illegal to kill Brown Snakes. If i want to club it to death with a brick that should be my right And we moan about some of the rules/regulations in F1! Anyway, just a thought here, ykick, but can't you say the snake is 'make up location of choice' and when they arrive say 'the little bugger has moved you've taken that long to get here'. Or do they want an address the snake has resided at for at least the past 3yrs for the location? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Australia is really scaring me. We don't have this kinda thing here, so u should move in Good lord! She thinks you may be poisoned and invites you to move in with her! Er, yeah, Katy. Actually, i am currently surrounded by a group of damn angry and poisonous fanged tarantulas. Not to mention all the scorpions in my house. Can i move in with you too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites