Dear Santa...my Wish List For 2008...what's Yours?

[SIDEPOD 0]

1. All formula one ex drivers (champions & non-champions) realise that they are just that 'Ex's' and shut the F*#$ up!

2. Bernie & Max get taken away by the men in white, put away and the key thrown away.

3. Ron, Honda tech staff and Todt retire.

4. Schumacher, the real one, Michael returns to F1 racing as a driver.

5. McLaren cars performs like a Honda next year. (Cant wait to see how 'I'm with McLaren for life!' responds)

6. Kimi wins the WDC making it a back to back title collection.

7. A Paris Hilton like video of Flavio and some F1 groupie finds its way to the internet.

8. F1 cars begin overtaking. So pole position in qualifying does not mean an almost sure race win.

9. Drivers with more character. (Long time since we saw one driver punch another!!)

10. Button to McLaren, Massa to Red Bull, Alonso to Ferrari.

11. Toyota claims Spyker using Toyota secrets.

12. Super Aguri claims Honda using its secrets and trying to take away its position at the back of the grid! (SA drivers claims that the 'view' from the back of the grid is better than from the grandstand!)

Mod, please move this topic to the cafe. thanks.

[Eric 0]

Move it yourself, b#####d!

Just kidding.

1: Scott Speed, Fernando Alonso, Flavio Briatore, and Ross Brawn all go to Red Bull.

2: Engine regs loosen up; V12s and V10s come back.

3: The racing gets good.

4: The cars look good (see early 90s)

5: All F1 drivers skip Monaco to race in the Indy 500.

6: A USGP East in the streets of Boston, a USGP West at the old Vegas Champ Car track (by old I mean the one in 2007).

7: Slick tires, no more TC, looser regs, reduced aero, more overtaking.

8: A real good old fashioned pit fight.

9: Drivers who tell it like it is and can accept defeat.

10: More wheel-banging racing and balls-out driving.

11: JPM returns.

12: Scott Speed WDC, Red Bull WCC.

13: Lucy Pinder and Paul Tracy join a Monster Energy-sponsored Ferrari-engined car for John Force and Eddie Jordan.

14: I find sanity.

[Rainmaster 7]

1.Ayrton Senna and Michael Schumacher at a revived Lotus team (well this is my wish list)

2.No team orders

3.No Max Mosley

4.No meddling FIA

5.26 cars on the grid

6.Kimi to get another title despite competition from Senna & Schumacher, equalling Alonso

7.No Ralf, no Fisi, no Trulli, no Rubens, am I forgetting someone else who shouldn't be in F1?

8.Close racing

9.A tyre war

10.20 races a season

11.Proper regulations, no silly little winglet things

12.Finally, for no one else's wish list to come true (you can't have everything), sorry everyone.

13.Again finally, bring back that Columbian bloke Eric mentioned, he was alright.

[SIDEPOD 0]

Move it yourself, b#####d!

Just kidding.

I tried pushing the topics into the cafe...but my monitor just fell off the table!

[Jean Todt 4]

Baskets!

Lewis wins the title, but I dont mind if Kimi wins it.

Scott Speed visiting Eric, Eric posting pictures.

Andres gets divorced by Bernie, and gets half his money, and starts Duper Andres F1, making me and Steve as drivers.

C21 to be the techincal head, DOF_RENAULT be the aerodynamic chief.

Mike be our Advisor.

JPM Be our cook.

Christiano kissing Micheal, FU Schumi dating Corina.

Ralf leaking his XXX with his wife videos in the internet to make money and fame to attract teams' attention.

[David Adams 0]

1) FIA to be sued, fired and then burned alive

2) Ferrari Management same as (1)

3) All F1 media stories found to be inaccurate or "rushed" for deadlines should find their authors seeing punishment (1)

4) A round of chess-boxing whilst the car pits - to help with making the time for this the fuel rig should be exchanged for a gravity pump (read: gas can).

5) All hippies to be crushed to make new asphalt for Canada

I think that about covers it?

[Eric 0]

15: Canadian Grand Prix moves to Mosport.

16: NASCAR rejects Shane Hmeil and d#ck Trickle co-drive the number 69 Honda-powered Toyota sponsored by Jesus, Playboy, and Barry Bonds.

17: Calvin and Hobbs start an F1 team, racing Calvin's wagon. Snoopy and Charlie Brown follow, racing Snoopy's dog house. This starts the biggest rivalry in F1 history.

18: Jim Clark drives for Lotus.

19: Kevin Kalkhoven eats Tony George. All the cocaine in Tony messes with KK's head, and the newly formed CART gets a legitimate president.

20: Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton get in a fist fight; Alonso dominates.

[aussief1 4]

1.) Mark to get a car he deserves

PS: is this thread meant to be serious???!!!

[Sato 0]

Like aussieF1...

1) Webber to get a FAST AND RELIABLE car all season.

[Jean Todt 4]

1.) Mark to get a car he deserves

PS: is this thread meant to be serious???!!!

serious?

[aussief1 4]

serious?

Thanks abbas

Well it is a wish list

[bani_f1 0]

I have one wish..

Kimi and ferrari dominating for 7 more seasons to come.

[Jenson_Rules 0]

I have one wish. For Honda to be competative and challenge for the titles!

[dribbler 6]

I have one wish. For Honda to be competative and challenge for the titles!

Keep eating the cheese, Ben.

[BradSpeedMan 6]

I have one wish..

Kimi and ferrari dominating for 7 more seasons to come.

You don't know how right you are... next season starts a Kimi-Ferrari domination era!

All hail the Iceman!!!

[Jean Todt 4]

Thanks abbas

Well it is a wish list

[hookedon-f1 0]

1. All formula one ex drivers (champions & non-champions) realise that they are just that 'Ex's' and shut the F*#$ up!

2. Bernie & Max get taken away by the men in white, put away and the key thrown away.

3. Ron, Honda tech staff and Todt retire.

4. Schumacher, the real one, Michael returns to F1 racing as a driver.

5. McLaren cars performs like a Honda next year. (Cant wait to see how 'I'm with McLaren for life!' responds)

6. Kimi wins the WDC making it a back to back title collection.

7. A Paris Hilton like video of Flavio and some F1 groupie finds its way to the internet.

8. F1 cars begin overtaking. So pole position in qualifying does not mean an almost sure race win.

9. Drivers with more character. (Long time since we saw one driver punch another!!)

10. Button to McLaren, Massa to Red Bull, Alonso to Ferrari.

11. Toyota claims Spyker using Toyota secrets.

12. Super Aguri claims Honda using its secrets and trying to take away its position at the back of the grid! (SA drivers claims that the 'view' from the back of the grid is better than from the grandstand!)

Mod, please move this topic to the cafe. thanks.

def like 4-6

especially No 5

[hookedon-f1 0]

Baskets!

Lewis wins the title, but I dont mind if Kimi wins it.

Scott Speed visiting Eric, Eric posting pictures.

Andres gets divorced by Bernie, and gets half his money, and starts Duper Andres F1, making me and Steve as drivers.

C21 to be the techincal head, DOF_RENAULT be the aerodynamic chief.

Mike be our Advisor.

JPM Be our cook.

Christiano kissing Micheal, FU Schumi dating Corina.

Ralf leaking his XXX with his wife videos in the internet to make money and fame to attract teams' attention.

[hookedon-f1 0]

I have one wish. For Honda to be competative and challenge for the titles!

I will second that.

Jenson to have a competitive car (from the beggining) of the season NOT the end

[maure 1]

I have one wish..

Kimi and ferrari dominating for 7 more seasons to come.

I second that.

[Kati 0]

1. I want Lewis to shut up and lock himself at home, so I don't have to read news bout him.

2. I want JV back to F1!

3. Nick to win a couple of races

4. BMW to keep the 2nd place on the WCC

5. Seb to replace KubeeTZa

6. I really want Nels NOT to have a F1 debut

7. FPs on brazilian TV!

8. Brazilian GP to be in Rio! *yay*

9. To be proved McLaren really copied everything on Ferrari's car so we quit this story. (Basically because Renault copied theirs before it, and sucked all season)

10. I wanna go to the races AGAAAIN!

[maure 1]

1. I want Lewis to shut up and lock himself at home, so I don't have to read news bout him.

2. I want JV back to F1!

3. Nick to win a couple of races

4. BMW to keep the 2nd place on the WCC

5. Seb to replace KubeeTZa

6. I really want Nels NOT to have a F1 debut

7. FPs on brazilian TV!

8. Brazilian GP to be in Rio! *yay*

9. To be proved McLaren really copied everything on Ferrari's car so we quit this story. (Basically because Renault copied theirs before it, and sucked all season)

10. I wanna go to the races AGAAAIN!

Why? What's up with him?

[UrKo 0]

1. JP Returns to Williams

2. Williams & JP win both titles

3. The Return of the Lotus team ( i really miss them )

4. LH cries coz he lost his pet Ron which retires

5. Jean Todt, Mad Max are kidnapped by a crazy F1 fan from Woking. Demands $100 MIO ( in 1 dollar bill ) to exchange Jean Todt, and Large Pizza to exchange Mad Max.

6. Homer Simpson joins F1 with his own team named Doughnut F1 Team.

Well thats it for now...

[LabradoRacer 2]

Michael Schumacher returns to Ferrari. As a racer. No more wishes. Ok, maybe the death of political correctness too.

[JayStorm 0]

1. Fisi to stay in F1, period.

2. Super Aguri win clean sweep of titles.

3. Hamilton has fatal crash that he causes so no-one else is to blame.

4. 24 car grid.

5. More overtaking etc.

6. James Allen banned from commentating ever again.