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Lewis Likes His Fruit.

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According to the Sun, Hamilton recently dated beauty queen Cemre Mirel for ten months. However, that's not the funny part.

The 20-year-old also spilled the beans - or in this case bananas - on her and Lewis' love life, saying: "He was amazing in bed. I'd give him 11 out of 10."

And she should, after all the McLaren driver can do two things at once: one of those being eating bananas; the other, well, you can guess.

The tabloid claims Lewis 'blindfolded her before eating ripe bananas off her super-fit curves, begged her for a sex session in one of his cars, and send saucy texts asking her to dress as a secretary for even more raunchy romps.'

As for Lewis' pick-up line when they first met, the model revealed: "He told me he worked as a DHL driver. I asked him if he had to wear the DHL uniform and hat and he blushed and said yes."

The relationship, though, came to an end as a result of Hamilton's hectic F1 commitments.

On a side note PF1 believe Lewis should drive for DHL, after all they claim "we deliver" - something McLaren couldn't do this season.

And there is this....

He has a thing about feet. He can

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So if he was dating her for 10 months, what happened to Jodia ma?

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According to the Sun, Hamilton recently dated beauty queen Cemre Mirel for ten months. However, that's not the funny part.

The 20-year-old also spilled the beans - or in this case bananas - on her and Lewis' love life, saying: "He was amazing in bed. I'd give him 11 out of 10."

And she should, after all the McLaren driver can do two things at once: one of those being eating bananas; the other, well, you can guess.

The tabloid claims Lewis 'blindfolded her before eating ripe bananas off her super-fit curves, begged her for a sex session in one of his cars, and send saucy texts asking her to dress as a secretary for even more raunchy romps.'

As for Lewis' pick-up line when they first met, the model revealed: "He told me he worked as a DHL driver. I asked him if he had to wear the DHL uniform and hat and he blushed and said yes."

The relationship, though, came to an end as a result of Hamilton's hectic F1 commitments.

On a side note PF1 believe Lewis should drive for DHL, after all they claim "we deliver" - something McLaren couldn't do this season.

And there is this....

He has a thing about feet. He can

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I'll indulge in a bit of seeing-ghosts-where-there-are-none:

Lewis is black. She mentioned bananas. It's a racist attack. She's likening him to an ape.

:lol:

pathetic. again.

kimi sounds such a responsable guy :)

Katy, the likelihood of any of it being true is between slim and none. And I say this while eating a banana.

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Katy, the likelihood of any of it being true is between slim and none. And I say this while eating a banana.

im not even minding what she says. its just the 'jodia-boss daughter-this woman-that singer i dunno name-nicole' thing... the amount is what scares me...

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Sorry, but evertime I see his face or his name, it annoys me immensely

There are people you can see or drugs available to help you with your problem.

Actually there isn't, I was just trying to make you feel better. Basically you're screwed! :lol:

im not even minding what she says. its just the 'jodia-boss daughter-this woman-that singer i dunno name-nicole' thing... the amount is what scares me...

I would imagine there's very little truth in any of it, not that it really matters one way or another. I imagine all the stories are emanating from the wonderful British media, well the dregs of the british media, anyway! :lol:

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I feel I have to congratulate the sun - I didn't think it was possible for their journalism standards to fall any lower than when I last read it, 20 odd years ago. However, on the evidence above, I would say they have succeeded! :lol:

:lol: Yup.

Sorry, but evertime I see his face or his name, it annoys me immensely

Awwww.

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Im surprised that he is eating a banana considering that a Banana reminds me of Elgo :lol: !

:lol:

Yes but does he have five portions a day?

You can never have enough elgo,baby!

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There are people you can see or drugs available to help you with your problem.

Actually there isn't, I was just trying to make you feel better. Basically you're screwed! :lol:

I would imagine there's very little truth in any of it, not that it really matters one way or another. I imagine all the stories are emanating from the wonderful British media, well the dregs of the british media, anyway! :lol:

You're right pabloh20, there isn't any hope for me -_-

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im not even minding what she says. its just the 'jodia-boss daughter-this woman-that singer i dunno name-nicole' thing... the amount is what scares me...

Once he manages to have sex with 7 different people in 7 days I will bow down to him! Until then he has a long way to go before he's as big a slut as me! Plus I can keep going for ages, another thing he seems to be lacking according to this! :lol::lol::lol:

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Once he manages to have sex with 7 different people in 7 days I will bow down to him! Until then he has a long way to go before he's as big a slut as me! Plus I can keep going for ages, another thing he seems to be lacking according to this! :lol::lol::lol:

Yeah, but after you've eaten all those bananas, do you then have sex? :lol:

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I think there may be some confusion over terms here Paul. Not sure if there's a difference for Ben....

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