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You already have the officially most baised title, would you like to try for the most deluded too?

Name 1 thing i said in that quote that wasnt true :D

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Name 1 thing i said in that quote that wasnt true :D

I found it easier to identify something you said that was true, which was - 'I don't care what anyone else says' :lol:

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You said it, not me! :lol:

I represent all things good and pure in this world like sunshine, chocolate, beaches and pornographic movies while you represent all things twisted and evil like Michael Jackson, England, Joseph Stalin and d#ck Cheney. What i am trying to say is that I AM ALWAYS RIGHT AND YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG :D

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I represent all things good and pure in this world like sunshine, chocolate, beaches and pornographic movies while you represent all things twisted and evil like Michael Jackson, England, Joseph Stalin and d#ck Cheney. What i am trying to say is that I AM ALWAYS RIGHT AND YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG :D

After reading and re-reading your statement, I have come to the conclusion that you are RIGHT!

Now, what I have to try and work out is how long it will be before realisation dawns :whistling:

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It has to be Bathurst as that would seperate the men from the boys. Hamilton would try and race down Conrode Straight and would spend the rest of his life trying to remove his balls from his stomach, Alonso would simply look at the track and refuse to get in car while David Coulthard and Mark Webber (the only real men in the field) would dominate the entire race.

I dont care what anyone else says for my money Bathurst is the best track IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

And then on the last lap Both Red Bulls fail due to gearbox.... and Luizi in FI win the race....

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It has to be Bathurst as that would seperate the men from the boys. Hamilton would try and race down Conrode Straight and would spend the rest of his life trying to remove his balls from his stomach, Alonso would simply look at the track and refuse to get in car while David Coulthard and Mark Webber (the only real men in the field) would dominate the entire race.

I dont care what anyone else says for my money Bathurst is the best track IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

The ol' Ring has that honour.

The moment I hear V8 aussies talk about 5Gs+ at Turn 8, 6Gs at the 130R, no water and 4 liters fluid loss at Malaysia I'll belive that.

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The ol' Ring has that honour.

The moment I hear V8 aussies talk about 5Gs+ at Turn, 6Gs at the 130R, no water and 4 liters fluid loss at Malaysia I'll belive that.

That you can hear about in Australia. And not only in regard of the Australian GP :D

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That you can hear about in Australia. And not only in regard of the Australian GP :D

Actually in recent weeks we have been getting quite alot of rain. Now only 60% of the state is in drought :D

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I like Bernie. I think the man oozes sex appeal. :bag:

Sure... at least on par with any other putrefying chunk of roadkill.

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An F1 car going through the Dipper....oooooo...now THAT would be awesome to see - an F1 car on TWO wheels. I'd think they'd chew up the brakes after five laps though.....imagine how fast they'd be on Conrod and then have to brake for the chicane....they'd need to start with 3" thick brake pads.

I agree with ykick, and that is very hard for a Kiwi to say...to be in agreement with an Aussie...disgusting....

There's not been one european driver ever walk away from Bathurst not weak at the knees and in total respect of it.

And the old 'ring doesn't count as it's not a current race track. So there. Nah nah nah nah!! :P:P

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Sure... at least on par with any other putrefying chunk of roadkill.

:lol: nice..very colourful..I can almost smell that simile!

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Yeah Bernie is what 80?

80 is the new 40 as Hugh Hefner would say.

just look at him go Jeremy.

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See? Now there's a man who knows how to work it.

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He's a Hobbit using his Hobbity powers of seduction......

The birds will do anything for his golden ring :lol::huh:

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That you can hear about in Australia. And not only in regard of the Australian GP :D

I stand by my stance,

The moment I hear V8 aussies talk about 5Gs+ at Turn, 6Gs at the 130R, no water and 4 liters fluid loss at Malaysia (see Alonso) I'll belive that.

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