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I've been reading that it might be already too late to do anything no matter how powerful you are :(

A meeting of 8,000 scientists in USA predicts that the north pole will have all its ice melted in a date that oscillates between 2015 and 2040 according to different specialists.

This change is irreversible, it seems :(

At the same time, at the Anctartica a huge ice chunk of 415 square kilometers (7 times the size of the Manhattan island) has just broke lose and is floating north up the atlantic.

This is a result of the global warming, according to David Vaughan, a scientist from the British Anctartic Survey.

Congratulations, mankind.

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I've been reading that it might be already too late to do anything no matter how powerful you are :(

A meeting of 8,000 scientists in USA predicts that the north pole will have all its ice melted in a date that oscillates between 2015 and 2040 according to different specialists.

This change is irreversible, it seems :(

At the same time, at the Anctartica a huge ice chunk of 415 square kilometers (7 times the size of the Manhattan island) has just broke lose and is floating north up the atlantic.

This is a result of the global warming, according to David Vaughan, a scientist from the British Anctartic Survey.

Congratulations, mankind.

Dont worry as Australia should survive even when the ocean levels rise. We may loose most of our major cities but everyone will just move inland :D

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I've been reading that it might be already too late to do anything no matter how powerful you are :(

A meeting of 8,000 scientists in USA predicts that the north pole will have all its ice melted in a date that oscillates between 2015 and 2040 according to different specialists.

This change is irreversible, it seems :(

At the same time, at the Anctartica a huge ice chunk of 415 square kilometers (7 times the size of the Manhattan island) has just broke lose and is floating north up the atlantic.

This is a result of the global warming, according to David Vaughan, a scientist from the British Anctartic Survey.

Congratulations, mankind.

OMG! We are so screwed! :o now shut down all the computers and save the earth.

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The Mayans predicted 2012 as the end of the world...we shall see....coz it ain't that far away

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The Mayans predicted 2012 as the end of the world...we shall see....coz it ain't that far away

That will be my fault though i will leave it up to you to imagine just how i will destroy the world :D

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First off you will try to poison everyone with four-x beer by adding a lethal ingredient.

Then you will dig your opal and gold and iron ore mines so deep that a fracture in the earths crust will appear, that due to the coriolis effect will tear off a chunk which jettisons itself spacewards...where it will collide with our lunar satellite, which will dislodge it from it's orbit sending it ever outwards into the solar system until it becomes trapped in it's own orbit around the Sun.

Meanwhile, back on earth, with no moon, the waters of the world, no longer affected by the gravitational pull of the moon, flood lower lying areas of the planet, drowning the vast majority of people whom had refrained from drinking XXXX in favour of Coca-Cola.

George Dubya, having seen this as an act of aggression towards him and his pappy, George Snr, retrieve their stolen Reb-Button briefcases and set about launching an inter-continental missle attack on Russia, Iran, Palestine, France, and Bulgaria. In retalliation, Russia fires some ICM's at targets in USA, Canada, England, Botswana and Fiji.

With all the fireworks taking place overhead, you decide to settle into your sun-lounger and crack open a XXXX beer can, refreshing yourself....oops!

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HEY! We ain't your bitch, bitch...fight your own wars :P:D:lol::rolleyes:

:lol:

I don't know why Ykick asked you lot (Un Zud) anyway, we want to win not lose :P

Edited by aussief1

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:lol:

I don't know why Ykick asked you lot (Un Zud) anyway, we want to win not lose :P

It's not cricket! :P

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It's not cricket! :P

One day New Zealand will become a state in Australia, mark my words. Then Australia will have a good Rugby Team and New Zealand will be part of the best country on earth :D

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It's not cricket! :P

:lol:

One day New Zealand will become a state in Australia, mark my words. Then Australia will have a good Rugby Team and New Zealand will be part of the best country on earth :D

What's you're fasination with New Zealand ykick???

I like the current set up, and I'm sure the Kiwi's do too!!!! I want nothing to do with them and I'm happy for them to feel the same way in return.

:P

Edited by aussief1

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What you're fasination with New Zealand ykick???

They are a weird little country. They are kind of like a little friendly dog who turns up at your doorstep and you take them into your home. You treat them well by feeding them your leftovers and because they are so small you have to protect them from the bigger dogs in the park. You cant have anyone picking on your pet can you? :D

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They are a weird little country. They are kind of like a little friendly dog who turns up at your doorstep and you take them into your home. You treat them well by feeding them your leftovers and because they are so small you have to protect them from the bigger dogs in the park. You cant have anyone picking on your pet can you? :D

I like it :lol:

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Hey...you lot will become a part of NZ as the West Island..mark MY words :P:P

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Hey...you lot will become a part of NZ as the West Island..mark MY words :P:P

Presumably that is after you invade Bondi Beach :D

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Invade? Why invade our own turf? It's our base for operations :P

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Invade? Why invade our own turf? It's our base for operations :P

:lol:

To be fair to New Zealand i only want Australia to have control of the South Island as i am a huge fan of skiing but the ski fields in Australia arnt great. The South Island has great places to ski :D

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They are a weird little country. They are kind of like a little friendly dog who turns up at your doorstep and you take them into your home. You treat them well by feeding them your leftovers and because they are so small you have to protect them from the bigger dogs in the park. You cant have anyone picking on your pet can you? :D

:lol:

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Sounds as though I had options that were the most sane.

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Sounds as though I had options that were the most sane.

Indeed. And what were the chances of that? :lol:

Edited by pabloh20

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Indeed. And what were the chances of that? :lol:

Not much really.

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MY FIRST GOV DECICION IS CLEAR: THE UGGLY, FATTY, AND POOR LOKING GIRLS ARE FORBIDDEN!

EDIT: VIRGINS TOO! Edited by Argento

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Sort of digging up an old thread, but I was thinking about something similar earlier, I was talking to a friend, and it reminded me of this.

I'd make MANY changes, but here's some big ones:

War

  • Get the hell out of Iraq. There's no reason that could convince me we belong there.
  • Although it would take decades and decades, I would promote peace. The USA is a major world power, and I think that if every world power worked together to promote peace, we could achieve it. There are areas in war, yes, hence it would take longer than my term to solve this issue.

Fuel

  • The first major change I would make to reduce fuel consumption is to tax people according to the size of their motor vehicle. The only people exempt from this would be people with a commercial reason to own a large vehicle or people with any other valid reason (such as having 7 kids). This would force people to downsize to the smallest possible car, and therefore use less fuel. Car companies would then, in turn, start to downsize cars, and the roads would become safer for people in smaller cars, and safer in general (people would most likely drive a bit slower).
  • I would use that tax money to fund research for new fuel alternatives to use in the future.
  • I'd ban Ethanol. Ethanol doesn't do anyone any good, as you need 1.2 gallons of fossil fuel to create 1 gallon of Ethanol. Not a very bright idea.

Education

  • Without wasting money on war, there'd be some more money available. I'd put some of it to improving public education. Education is the basis of the world's future, and making education as enjoyable as possible will promote students to succeed. It is important for education to provide opportunities to everyone to enjoy themselves, find what their true calling is, and feel important, regardless of what it is school can provide them to accomplish that. Being able to help develop every child into someone who can succeed is crucial, so public education needs to promote that, but it needs the financial resources to improve the program. Seeing schools having to make huge cuts on non-academic programs isn't right, seeing what the kids are forced to eat for lunch isn't right, seeing many schools being unsafe isn't right, and seeing older schools with radon and asbestos and s##t isn't right. That needs to be fixed.

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Destroy religion, first by razing all religious structures. If this gentle persuasion doesn't work, even more gentle persuasion by dispatching religious pricks to hell.

Nuke a few countries here & there.

Make scanty attire compulsory for females.

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