Auto Giants Slam Max Mosley

[dribbler 6]

Cool. I never thought the BBC would do a sado-masochisitic, nazi uniformed, spank-me while I count to 10 in German, series. Who says the TV licence money is wasted.

That stuff goes on in Teletubbies.

'Allo Allo????

Max could have his "leetel tank"

(for non UK readers this will mean nothing, sorry!)

I think you are 'passing up the wrong troy' (again, for non UK readers this will mean nothing, sorry!)

[pabloh20 1]

That stuff goes on in Teletubbies.

I don't care what it said on the box, but that wasn't teletubbies you were watching!

I think you are 'passing up the wrong troy' (again, for non UK readers this will mean nothing, sorry!)

[Elizabeth Sterling 0]

I don't give a tuppeny f*ck what Max gets up to. It doesn't alter the way he goes about his business. All the big chesses are doing is doing what they think they should be doing, that's all. It's more to do with personal hate campaigns and fear of future legislation than anything else. Hopefully common sense will prevail, but i doubt it. I don't see any of them backing down until Max has gone this time.

I thought we might just be able to go motor racing this year and leave all the bollocks behind for 'Heat' magazine.

The terrible thing is that whilst it's completely true that his private life means s##t to his job - and if this had carried on in private it would have been meaningless the fact it's now exposed and splashed over every news stand in the world will mean his motivations and private views are going to come under too much scrutiny from now on for his position to be justifiable. It's a sad situation but essentially his role relies heavily on public opinion no matter how ill-informed.

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

It's a sad situation but essentially his role relies heavily on public opinion no matter how ill-informed.

Sad? Why? The man was a fool for doing what he did and exposing himself to such ridicule.

The only sad thing about this was that he wasted the money - he should have bought a box of Kleenex, given

[Quiet One 15]

Sad? Why? The man was a fool for doing what he did and exposing himself to such ridicule.

The only sad thing about this was that he wasted the money - he should have bought a box of Kleenex, given

[Elizabeth Sterling 0]

I think that gets my nomination for post of the year.

[Jean Todt 4]

Sad? Why? The man was a fool for doing what he did and exposing himself to such ridicule.

The only sad thing about this was that he wasted the money - he should have bought a box of Kleenex, given

[Bro. 0]

Who'll replace him when he gets the boot?

Because if the teams and Jackie Stewart are not going to throw their support to Maxium well then who will replace him?

Jean Todt?

Peter Sauber?

Jackie Stewart?

Alan Jones?

Paul Stoddart?

Eddie Jordan?

Jamen Allen?

Jeremy Clarkson?

The Stig?

[Jean Todt 4]

Who'll replace him when he gets the boot?

Because if the teams and Jackie Stewart are not going to throw their support to Maxium well then who will replace him?

Jean Todt?

Peter Sauber?

Jackie Stewart?

Alan Jones?

Paul Stoddart?

Eddie Jordan?

Jamen Allen?

Jeremy Clarkson?

The Stig?

Scott Speed.

[Rainmaster 7]

Sad? Why? The man was a fool for doing what he did and exposing himself to such ridicule.

The only sad thing about this was that he wasted the money - he should have bought a box of Kleenex, given

[kuskor 0]

David Richards would be a good choice.

[DOF_power 0]

I nominate: me myself and I.

[Eric 0]

Scott Speed.

Nope. Scott's a stock car racer now. He rolls off fifth today at Salem in his second ARCA start. Kid's done good in ARCA, now he's got a full-time Craftsman Truck ride, too.

David Richards would be a good choice.

According to Rainmaster, I am David Richards.

[FUschumi 0]

Max, the leader with no common sense / leadership quality. Without him, Ferrari would not be so successful. Hope he would go immediately and give us back the true and fair F1.

[BradSpeedMan 6]

Max, the leader with no common sense / leadership quality. Without him, Ferrari would not be so successful. Hope he would go immediately and give us back the true and fair F1.

If you look back thru the passages of time, you will find a rich history of Ferrari winning championships and being successful. This makes you look like a bit of a dumbass as you did'nt even bother to look this up.

Power to Max Mosley, hope he stays on....

[pabloh20 1]

If you look back thru the passages of time, you will a rich history of Ferrari winning championships and being successful. This makes you look like a bit of a dumbass as you did'nt even bother to look this up.

Power to Max Mosley, hope he stays on....

........the hookers and rides on out of town?

[BradSpeedMan 6]

........the hookers and rides on out of town?

hell he should just continue, hire 5 more hookers for the next "occasion"... whatever floats his boat.

[pabloh20 1]

hell he should just continue, hire 5 more hookers for the next "occasion"... whatever floats his boat.

I think he should get out of F1 and follow his true calling in life - opening a chain of Nazi Hooker establishments. Call it something like McBondages and he can make guest appearances to add a bit of authenticity, from time to time

[Medilloni 6]

I think he should get out of F1 and follow his true calling in life - opening a chain of Nazi Hooker establishments. Call it something like McBondages and he can make guest appearances to add a bit of authenticity, from time to time

Or, 'MaxBondages'? 'Spanks For The Mamaries Memories'?

[Max Mosley 2]

Power to Max Mosley, hope he stays on....

Yup, me too.

Or, 'MaxBondages'? 'Spanks For The Mamaries Memories'?

[DOF_power 0]

Looks like they're not alone.

Colombians Up In Arms Over Mosley "Cup of Tea" Scandal

Written by Pen & Ink

Story written: 05 April 2008

TEA - BETTER THAN COCAINE?

Colombian drug lords have reacted with outrage to newspaper allegations that FIA boss Max Mosley rounded off a five hour "spankathon" with goose-stepping hookers by hoovering large quantities of English breakfast tea.

"What kind of warped mind thinks of tea in a situation like that?" said cartel spokesman Carlos Buttocks.

Mosley himself was unavailable for comment this afternoon. "Mr. Mosley will be tied up for the rest of the day" said a spokeswoman in a German accent.

The Colombians - who prefer to be referred to as 'pharmaceutical distribution specialists - are said to be deeply concerned about the media frenzy generated by Mosley's antics and the very real damage it could do to their reputation.

"Other minor celebrities - with or without right wing tendencies - seem quite happy to pose naked with our product in The News of The World" said Felipe Bondage, Global Head of Sponsorship and Media Placement. "Why should your Mr. Mosley be any different?"

The drug barons are understood to be particularly worried that this new 'habit' could catch on, especially amongst impressionable teenagers, all too easily seduced by the glamorous world of Formula One.

"They're just kids" said Manuel Puervert, Head of Worldwide Distribution, "but Mosley is clearly a role model for them and if this sparks a trend we're in deep s##t. Next thing you know the Jamaicans will be pushing herbal teas and then it's all over for us - finito!"

But sociologist Dr Hector Tiemeupandwhipmetilibleed is not so sure. "I just can't see it" he remarked, before adding "then again I believe that's what Mr. Mosley said about the hidden cameras."

Meanwhile the Colombian government, rumoured to have been on the verge of signing a deal with Formula 1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone to stage a floodlit grand prix in Bogota, are now said to be considering their options.

At a hastily-convened live press conference this morning Jose Spankme, Minster for Motor Racing & Sexual Deviancy described Mosley's behavior as "A slap in the face for all Colombians," before adding "Or should that be a slap on the arse?"

Questioned as to what action his government might take in the event that Mosley were to go unpunished, he replied: "Unless the FIA publicly denounces Mosley and makes it clear that this kind of behavior has no place in motorsport we will simply take our ill-gotten gains and spend them elsewhere...like NASCAR for example."

Thinking the broadcast was over he then added: "You think the whole Montoya thing was just an accident? Wake up and smell the coca, amigos!"

In related news shares in Twinings rose sharply this week, fuelled by rumours of massive expansion plans for their import operation in Monaco.

Meanwhile, Tetley are said to have offered Mosley a six-figure sum to star in their next advertising campaign. "If a cup of our tea can keep a old pervert like him at it with the whips and the handcuffs for five hours, think what it could do for normal people" said Marketing Director Phil MacCavity.

Max Mosley is 67 (and frankly should know better)

TheSpoof.com : Colombians Up In Arms Over Mosley "Cup of Tea" Scandal funny satire story

[pabloh20 1]

Classic

[BradSpeedMan 6]

Looks like they're not alone.

Colombians Up In Arms Over Mosley "Cup of Tea" Scandal

Written by Pen & Ink

Story written: 05 April 2008

TEA - BETTER THAN COCAINE?

Colombian drug lords have reacted with outrage to newspaper allegations that FIA boss Max Mosley rounded off a five hour "spankathon" with goose-stepping hookers by hoovering large quantities of English breakfast tea.

"What kind of warped mind thinks of tea in a situation like that?" said cartel spokesman Carlos Buttocks.

Mosley himself was unavailable for comment this afternoon. "Mr. Mosley will be tied up for the rest of the day" said a spokeswoman in a German accent.

The Colombians - who prefer to be referred to as 'pharmaceutical distribution specialists - are said to be deeply concerned about the media frenzy generated by Mosley's antics and the very real damage it could do to their reputation.

"Other minor celebrities - with or without right wing tendencies - seem quite happy to pose naked with our product in The News of The World" said Felipe Bondage, Global Head of Sponsorship and Media Placement. "Why should your Mr. Mosley be any different?"

The drug barons are understood to be particularly worried that this new 'habit' could catch on, especially amongst impressionable teenagers, all too easily seduced by the glamorous world of Formula One.

"They're just kids" said Manuel Puervert, Head of Worldwide Distribution, "but Mosley is clearly a role model for them and if this sparks a trend we're in deep s##t. Next thing you know the Jamaicans will be pushing herbal teas and then it's all over for us - finito!"

But sociologist Dr Hector Tiemeupandwhipmetilibleed is not so sure. "I just can't see it" he remarked, before adding "then again I believe that's what Mr. Mosley said about the hidden cameras."

Meanwhile the Colombian government, rumoured to have been on the verge of signing a deal with Formula 1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone to stage a floodlit grand prix in Bogota, are now said to be considering their options.

At a hastily-convened live press conference this morning Jose Spankme, Minster for Motor Racing & Sexual Deviancy described Mosley's behavior as "A slap in the face for all Colombians," before adding "Or should that be a slap on the arse?"

Questioned as to what action his government might take in the event that Mosley were to go unpunished, he replied: "Unless the FIA publicly denounces Mosley and makes it clear that this kind of behavior has no place in motorsport we will simply take our ill-gotten gains and spend them elsewhere...like NASCAR for example."

Thinking the broadcast was over he then added: "You think the whole Montoya thing was just an accident? Wake up and smell the coca, amigos!"

In related news shares in Twinings rose sharply this week, fuelled by rumours of massive expansion plans for their import operation in Monaco.

Meanwhile, Tetley are said to have offered Mosley a six-figure sum to star in their next advertising campaign. "If a cup of our tea can keep a old pervert like him at it with the whips and the handcuffs for five hours, think what it could do for normal people" said Marketing Director Phil MacCavity.

Max Mosley is 67 (and frankly should know better)

TheSpoof.com : Colombians Up In Arms Over Mosley "Cup of Tea" Scandal funny satire story

[Quiet One 15]

That was friggin' brilliant!

[Rainmaster 7]

South Africa now saying Mosley should leave