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Theres Nothing In The Forums Thats Intreges Me Atm So Heres One That Does. Whose The Sexiest & Ugliest F1 Driver Atm?

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The reason why i came up with this is because i was looking at the podium the other night in Bahrain and i saw Massa and i said 2 myself, my god his going bald,and i also said my god look at Kubica, how ugly is he.

I'm not here to offend the drivers looking capabilities, im just want too see who here in this forum fancies who, lol.

P.S i added some names from the past to trick you and some talaned test drivers.

BTW this discussion does not make you, (no offense to all you people out there who might be), gay.

Too tempting.........

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Hang on, we're only picking from a single sex pool, here I'd like to broaden it to encourage dirty old men like me:

1. Connie Montoya

2. er....

3. Katherine Legge (OK, so she tested for an F1 team once)

4. Danni Minogue (dated Jacques Vileneuve)

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12. Louise wossername from ITV-F1

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77. Jordan (not Eddie or Peter, I mean Katie Price - well, she cavorted on one of Eddie's cars once)

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998. Tamara Ecclestone (1. lights are on, doors are open, nobody at home; 2. would you want Bernie as your father in law?)

999. Danica Patrick (too plastic)

OK I accept the list is a bit "thin"....

Edited to insert Ms Minogue :)

Danii was said to b with Lewis now... *just like Naomi, Nicole, Natasha and *insert any other name here*.

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I'd say of the current lot, only Jenson Button is a true F1 ladies man in the mold of James Hunt or Francois Cevert - with his looks, charm and charisma. The rest of the them are just too wooden, too wound up, too girly, too macho, or just too plain dull.

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I'd say of the current lot, only Jenson Button is a true F1 ladies man in the mold of James Hunt or Francois Cevert - with his looks, charm and charisma. The rest of the them are just too wooden, too wound up, too girly, too macho, or just too plain dull.

I would have to second this !!!! :D:D

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I think Ben & Bro should hang out more...

:lol:

It might not make you gay, but it's the start of the rocky road and if nothing else, it makes you sound gay :lol:

I would tend to say: It might not make you gay, but it's the start of the Muddy road and if nothing else, it makes you sound gay

A little sick I know :lol:

Of all racing series i find Danica Patric the most sexiest... :wub:

Amen brother, she is smoking hot :wub:

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Well naturally, and on my list, she is up there with Connie :)

Connie and Katy? Up where, you say?

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I think I have nothing to add to this thread, but I'm going to anyway .. .

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It might not make you gay, but it's the start of the rocky road and if nothing else, it makes you sound gay :lol:

:lol: But i am not thats the difference,

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I prefer Sebastian with hair. Mark looks terribly ugly, and Nico is a girl. Really.

Again, he's a girl and his 'friendship' with Lewis just adds to this.

I had this problem. But then imagine you're drunk and choose the ones you'd be less scared to know about on the following day.

Really i would have thought Mark may have turned you on,lol im not gay by my taste compared to yours is so different, and i think that you are wrong

i i wont change my opinion

lol :lol:

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Really i would have thought Mark may have turned you on,lol im not gay by my taste compared to yours is so different, and i think that you are wrong

i i wont change my opinion

lol :lol:

I pass Mark, he's yours :)

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:lol:

I would tend to say: It might not make you gay, but it's the start of the Muddy road and if nothing else, it makes you sound gay

A little sick I know :lol:

Amen brother, she is smoking hot :wub:

Well, I changed my post a few times before settling on that word.......................... :whistling:

:lol: But i am not thats the difference,

Me thinks the gay boy doth protest too much :lol:

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I would tend to say: It might not make you gay, but it's the start of the Muddy road and if nothing else, it makes you sound gay

A little sick I know :lol:

:lol::lol:

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Sexiest are in this order, Jenson, Lewis, Alonso, Piquet Jnr, Kimi, Heidfeld

Ugliest is Kubica by a long long way!

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HOT (in no order):

Nelson Piquet Jr

Anthony Davidson

Nico Rosberg

Nick Heidfeld

Kimi Raikkonen

Fernando Alonso

Adrian Sutil

Sebastian Vettel

Jenson Button

Lewis Hamilton

Maybe hot, or maybe not, can't decide (no order):

Mark Webber

Felipe Massa

Heikki Kovalainen

Kazuki Nakajima

Sebastien Bourdais

Timo Glock

NOT (in no order):

Jarno Trulli

Rubens Barrichello

Takuma Sato

Giancarlo Fisichella

Robert Kubica (although he seems a lovely person bless him)

David Coulthard (bit square)

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Of the female drivers:

Good

Ashley Force (and unlike Danica, she has proven talent! She's leading the points right now)

Pretty Good

Danica Patrick

Natacha Gachnang

Simona de Silvestro

Average

Cyndie Alleman

Katherine Legge

Bleh

Milka Duno

Vanina Ickx

Tammy Jo Kirk

Michael Schumacher

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Suzie Stoddart? Eric?

Leanne Tander?

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Suzie Stoddart? Eric?

Leanne Tander?

Who and who?

Oh, and, forget the comment after Ashley Force. Danica finally won a race.

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