The longest hairs on UR body

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What R the longest hairs on UR body ?
NOT those on UR head, but actually UR eyelashes R the longest hairs on UR body.
Strange thought but, it IS true.
UR eyelashes ACTUALLY R so LONG, they grow up inside and down.
ALL the way 2 UR bum - DON`T believe me? 
Simply tug a hair from UR bum, and UR eyes WILL water - try it 

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