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#1 HandyNZL

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 10:01 AM

Finnish Formula One driver Heikki Kovalainen needed a precautionary  trip to hospital after being knocked out in a big crash at the Race of  Champions in Duesseldorf.  

          The Lotus Racing driver, a former winner of the annual exhibition  event, lost control of his Audi R8 sportscar and ploughed into the  barriers and a concrete wall.  

          "Hardcore shunt with throttle jammed and rear suspension damaged,  got knocked out, now some medical checkups," Kovalainen said on his  Twitter feed before later reporting all was well.  

          His British girlfriend Catherine Hyde, who was a passenger in the car, was unhurt.  

          Portuguese GT racer Filipe Albuquerque was the surprise winner of  the event after beating France's seven times world rally champion  Sebastien Loeb in the final.  

          Albuquerque had earlier beaten new Formula One champion Sebastian  Vettel, who had himself overcome compatriot and seven times champion  Michael Schumacher in the quarter-final, to the disappointment of the  home crowd.  

          However, Vettel and Schumacher together won the Nations Cup for the fourth year in a row.





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Bloody typical, ain't it.  Plop your bird in the passenger seat and disengage brain whilst trying to "wow" and "aaaa" their knickers off, and then you go an put it in a ditch...or in Heikki's case, a wall.




What's the dumbest stuff you've done to show off to your better half, your better half you hope to have, or, well, Eric....



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#2 BradSpeedMan

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 11:08 AM

View PostHandyNZL, on 29 November 2010 - 10:01 AM, said:


What's the dumbest stuff you've done to show off to your better half, your better half you hope to have, or, well, Eric....
I've learned not to show off, last time I tried it lands me into doing really dumb stupid things... like Heikki over here...
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We keep on working, we do our thing, Vettel shouts over the team radio,We are who we are!

"Vettel is a champion. That’s not referring to his achievements, but rather to his approach to everything he does. He wins. All the time. His preparation is meticulous, his attention to detail reminiscent of Michael Schumacher at his peak, and his performance on the track is almost always flawless. Vettel is capable only of domination. He knows no other way... Vettel is not in Formula One to be liked. He is there to win. And in the words of Ayrton Senna, perhaps the greatest of all Formula One drivers, “Nice men don’t win.”"
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 07:54 PM

I don't believe that was showing off.

A. It was a car failiure
B. He came second, there was nothing to "show off" about.

Two examples of proper showing off, see here and here. Incorrect title on the second video though.
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Posted 30 November 2010 - 01:35 AM

Ah, but I don't believe Morad was showing off.

A. His shoelace got caught in the pedal which caused the sudden jerk and giving good reason to stop bashing the elderly for their velcro shoes (the elastic waists, now, I cannot really justify those).
B. Most drivers do things with their hands after winning (fist pump, wave, genital adjustments).
C. I like him. :P

That article is horse rubbish anyway saying he was born in Lebanon when he was really born in Ontario.  As far as showing off the the women, I just show them my post count.  I've learned from my time here that's all that matters. :P
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#5 HandyNZL

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 09:27 AM

Post count is not all that matters

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 09:28 AM

I said...post count is not all that matters

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 09:28 AM

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 09:29 AM

I really could go on with this...but like I said...it's not about the post count...

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 09:29 AM

And I think this post will put me at the top of today's poster list...

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 09:30 AM

**** ain't I a show off?  **Looks around for falling knickers** :unsure:

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 10:22 AM

Don't look like you're having much success.

Back on topic (there is a topic, I believe?) Heikki's significant other has a fractured pelvis.
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 06:04 AM

Well there goes the nookie

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 09:41 AM

There's more than one way to skin a cat.
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 08:34 AM

Oh do tell...

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 03:46 PM

It's a northern hemisphere thing.
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Posted 03 December 2010 - 05:27 AM

Oh, so us southerners ain't worthy?

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 09:43 AM

I was drawing a parallel.
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Posted 03 December 2010 - 05:46 PM

Somewhere about the middle of the planet, apparently :eusa_think: .....

Edited by HandyNZL, 03 December 2010 - 05:46 PM.

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Posted 04 December 2010 - 03:33 PM

Nope. The head.
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Posted 04 December 2010 - 07:23 PM

You were drawing a parallel head?

You northerners are very, very weird.

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Posted 06 December 2010 - 09:46 AM

It's the way we're raised.
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 09:52 AM

Raised to be weird...that explains A LOT! :P

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Posted 07 December 2010 - 09:43 AM

It's probably why you lot buggered off to the other side of the globe.
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