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Grabthaw the Hammerslayer

Laughable Health And Safety Madness...

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Ridiculous. Really ridiculous. Hey lets go sell semtex to the IRA, they'll be careful with it. But don't sell crackers to kids. They might, they might....pull them.

From now on, anybody who pulls christmas crackers gets an ASBO slapped on them. Noise pollution.

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Spotted by a friend in a Waitrose supermarket in UK....

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Strike a light, that's just plain crackers! I say pull them, and re-stock with the new, improved silent cracker, known in the trade as the SBD. The instant fragrance lets everyone know you've just let one off with your chosen partner, and without the danger of those fearsome explosions that sent the dog running under the table.

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Funny. I'm pretty sure more people will injure themselves buying carrots, which some reckless hoodlum might try to chop up with a knife.

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