The User-Defined Totalf1 2010 Forum Awards.

[Kopite Girl 0]

Hello and welcome to the user-defined TotalF1 2010 Forum Awards.

I say user defined because my dear friends and bitches, we are going to be different. We are not going to have a democracy and vote for the topics you want. We are going by the topics that will be chosen by your sexy funny and all round lovely friend, me. Aren't I totally like brilliant.

So. Without further ado. Let us proceed!

Poster who you love to hate.

Poster who you actually quite like.

Poster of the year.

Poster who you think is a bit gay but haven't wanted to offend them because you're a bit chicken sh1t.

Poster who you miss on here the most.

Sexy female award.

Sexy male award.

Poster who you think is the most genuine.

Poster who would do a better job than me at this.

Most biased poster you've ever come across.

Poster most likely to end up on the news after an attempted kidnap and beating up of Fernando Alonso.

Poster who you think is a sweetheart and they make you go all soft inside.

Poster who makes you want to be sick in your mouth.

Best ever moderator in any forum on the internet, but has to be Bruce award.

Poster you could tell your darkest secret to.

And finally, the most influential poster on the TotalF1 website.

You can post your votes here or inbox me. If that bloody Steve gets up off his arse as he said he would last year and help, that would be lovely. Only this year, I don't have any secretarial clothes to wear. So a towel will have to suffice.

Bye my bitches. For now anyway.

Your lovely, sexy, funny and all round great person, me.

[HandyNZL 1]

Inbox you...hehehehe..oooooooo

[Kopite Girl 0]

Spammer.

[Autumnpuma 0]

I feel like I've walked into something naughty....

[Kopite Girl 0]

I feel like I've walked into something naughty....

I was going to say 'need a tissue?' but then I thought I'd better add 'for the bottom of your shoe!'

[Autumnpuma 0]

[monza gorilla 1]

Ok. I'll kick things off.

Poster of the year: