My Ears Smell Of Vinegar

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

I know some of my postings can be a bit, er random and no, I have not been partaking of any exotic tobaccoes.

Been poorly with a fluey virus and off work (aww) and deaf as a post (not because of my age, before you say it!) so the doc gave me an ear spray (new one on me), which among other things contains acetic acid.

And from your school chemistry, you will know this is the same stuff that's in vinegar.

So my ears smell of vinegar! It is very offputting and seems to have the opposite effect of the "Lynx Effect" (for non-uk residents, Lynx is a range of male smelly cosmetics and their ads lead you to believe that if you use it hundreds of women will chase after you).

What do you mean, Paul - women *always* run away from me? A bit rich coming from someone in an all male correctional institution

So any suggestion for practical uses of my "fish and chips" ears welcome!

[Kopite Girl 0]

Wear headphones?

This is just an excuse, as really old people have that smell too.

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

Wear headphones?

This is just an excuse, as really old people have that smell too.

I thought that was cabbage?

[Kopite Girl 0]

I'd guess you'd know more than me. Experience and all.

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

I'd guess you'd know more than me. Experience and all.

Uh huh, well if it was real cabbage you would have eaten it already, eh Edna

[Kopite Girl 0]

Uh huh, well if it was real cabbage you would have eaten it already, eh Edna

Better eating it than being it, Ru Paul

[Caesar 0]

let people dip their cucumbers in your ears. there are women that can consider you very attractive. here is the link VinegarPerverts

[AleHop 0]

Lynx effect? We had that thing in Spain and I thought it could be dangerous for my health. I used to smoke the typical post-coital cigarette but I had to quit because it was like a couple of boxes a day. The Lynx effect would have killed me.

You need some fashionable ear covers.

Or just a couple of BIG cucumber slices glued to your ears?

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

You need some fashionable ear covers.

Nice! Er, one slight problem, my ears go out, not up!

Or just a couple of BIG cucumber slices glued to your ears?

Now, wait a minute....:

1) Who farted?

2) Cucumber + vinegar = gherkins????!!!