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Jokes

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As this IS the cafe, does anybody know any good jokes?
I do NOT mean like the Minardi of old !!

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I was driving back from The Dalles and saw A sign in Hood River that said Fresh Apples . So I take the exit and Head to the fruit stand I see 4 bins full of apples with signs above them First one read Bacon and Eggs . I said Right . The Guy says pick one up and Take A Bite . So I do and say to him . By Gawd It tastes just like Eggs The salesman said turn it around . I did and took another bite and said By Gawd you have something here thats just like Bacon . I see the bin next to it says Steak and Eggs . Yeah I had to try it Took A Bite and It tasted just like A Rib Eye he said Turn it around I did and BY Gawd it was just like Eggs . The next bin said Pussy . Yeah It got my attention too . So I had to I picked one up took A big Bite and Spit it out I said Heck that tasted like s##t He said Turn it around

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What did one Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? 
I don't know... I don`t speak Japanese 

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The cop said... 

The cop said, "Your eyes are squinting, have your been drinking?"

I said, "Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

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