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My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her
She said she could "smell her" on me.
Man, that's the last time I make myself a tuna salad sandwich.

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It seems like a fair agreement. But I've heard that its not official yet 😅

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Close but NO cigar 4 EITHER 
It REALLY depends WHEN the agreement WERE made 2 B a valid agreement.
Thinkin of cigars, and the bannin of tobacco adverts in F1.
Remember, happiness IS a cigar called Hamlet - other cigars R available but NOT other cigar happiness

 


 

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On 6/23/2020 at 3:40 AM, blackpebel said:

It seems like a fair agreement. But I've heard that its not official yet 😅

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Re: But I've heard that its not official yet
That really depends, WHEN he said it 4 Official Clarification

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Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for.

It was only when the pi$$ started running down my leg that I remembered!

 

 

 

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everyone knows the famous philosopher Karl Marx, 
but no one mentions his sister Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol

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try it and see!
If you say gullible really really slow it sounds like you're saying oranges ! Very neat!
slowly; G-...

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