Kimi'S Next Move

[Quiet One 15]

[...] Yesterday for the third year in a row, the World Donkey Rally was held at Mina Clavero, located 200km west of the Province of Cordoba capital city[...] Not even the 40C could deter the 5,000 people from enjoying this particular challenge [...]

Since early morning, the improvised riders and their donkeys started with their preparations prior to the start: "My donkey didn't slept a blink the whole night out of anxiety, I don not know how will it perform on track. If I lose, it's his fault" one of the entrants told Clarin. The circuit comprised 400 meters counting straights and corners. It was a seven-lap qualifying session of which 6 riders were selected for the great final, which first prize consisted in $500 (USD 130) and a golden medal for the donkey. [...] The winner was Angel Heredia (24) born in Mina Clavero. Depply moved, he said: "I'm happy. I worked on my donkey for many days. It was on a salad and fruits diet. And only took energy drinks"

Source (in Spanish)

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Sorry. Too many jokes. I think my brain is going to explode.

EDIT: Added the pic that accompanied the article.

[Rainmaster 7]

I can just imagine Kimi, wearing his gorilla outfit, clutching the blow up dolphin, on his donkey, going round the outside on the last lap to take the win.

[Schumikonen 2]

Como dice un amigo mio "Que el Señor te ilumine... con un rayo" I thought this was serious topic.

[JHS 1]

Should be right up his street. Last year's Ferrari was a donkey so....