Bambino 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2009 Hello everyone. It's been a long time since I have been here and stunk it up a little bit with my pooey nappies. I have been a good little baby and know how to use a potty now, so I don't poo myself quite so much. In between learning how to speak and trying to ween myself off of booby milk, I have been watching you all from my cot. There has been a lot of poo on your forum thingy too. Some of you should wear nappies on your mouths, more times than not, if you know what I mean. Anyway, this is not the time for that. I just wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Some of you will be very happy to see the cheaty big chin Kraut man back in a racy racy speed car. I think there may be a few pooey nappies from the other speedy men because he seems to be quite up for it, him and his big cuddly bear man friend. What a whiff there will be in the desert! I hope you all get what you want from Santa. I really like shaking my rattle especially at pictures of that Lara Croft lady, but it's getting worn out so I have asked for new one. I hope the Argy bald man gets some hair seed for his slappy head. Is there such a thing? I'm not old enough to know yet. I just know his shiny head makes Bambino giggle. There is a really nice old woman with blonde hair and a moustache who lives around these parts. I hope she gets her lesbian way with that spicey baby girl. Bambino likes her too and his rudey parts move up and down when he sees pictures of her booby sacks and leggies but he's not old enough to know why yet. There used to be a wise man here who liked plastic cars with big engines. Maybe he'll get some shiny bits for it for Christmas. There's also Mikey wikey form Caleefornya. He likes pipey smoke and big shooty guns and naughty drink that makes you sway around. I hope he gets some stuff like that. Our forum Daddy, John got upset with all our pooing and crying and left us for another family. I hope that if we are good little chidren he might come back and teach us how to be good in the new year. I hope Handy gets randy, Shaun gets insider and Pabloh, no agro'. There are so many of you I would like to wish a Merry Christmas to individually but I would be here all day and a baby needs to suck on a bottle and gobble a rusk. Be good, all of you. Must go now, there's yellow poo in my romper suit. "Muuuuuuuum! Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted December 24, 2009 Duuuuuuuude...Merry Christmas n' all, but we already got a thread going over 'ere..... http://www.totalf1.com/forums/topic/11171-merry-christmas/ Merry XMAS...!!!!! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hippo!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted December 24, 2009 What the f*ck is that smell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted December 24, 2009 Thank you, Bambino! I hope the old guy with lots of facial hair and the red suit gives you plenty of gifts! Santa? What Santa? I'm talking about Nando... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted December 25, 2009 Hello everyone. It's been a long time since I have been here and stunk it up a little bit with my pooey nappies. I have been a good little baby and know how to use a potty now, so I don't poo myself quite so much. In between learning how to speak and trying to ween myself off of booby milk, I have been watching you all from my cot. There has been a lot of poo on your forum thingy too. Some of you should wear nappies on your mouths, more times than not, if you know what I mean. .... Must go now, there's yellow poo in my romper suit. Are you sure you don't have a fetish for coprophilia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
