Autumnpuma

A Gift Delivered To Work.....

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So I came to work today expecting a day like all the others. Little did I know that pure joy would come in a small brown box and that I'd be giggling all day.

A package arrived without a forwarding name and was sent to the art department (we've been upgrading like crazy the past week). Our art director opened the 3"x5"x12" box and (I pause right here because you have to understand she's lesbian) she turns red, sputters a bit and tells our shipping guy "This...this isn't mine, send it back!" Well, there was something in her tone that a fellow artist and I picked up on right away. Jay would have caught it too, I think. So we both eagerly go over to look inside the box. It just *had* to be something dirty.

It was. A very big plastic sex toy. Anatomically correct if you're comparing it to livestock. I burst out laughing. It just doesn't get any better than a [email protected] shipped to your workplace. Anyway, we send the box to the VP's office. We had all thought the package was a joke from a disgruntled employee or client but as it turns out, the...er...package...was later claimed by an employee.

Oh, they joy. Every time I saw a fellow employee, I would burst into giggles. You have to know that I work in a small firm and I've known these people for 8 years. A part of me wanted to know who would be having a large amount of fun tonight, but it was more amusing to speculate. I eventually found out who and it killed a bit of fun because I wasn't surprised.

I had to share this, but I'd also like to hear any notable stories from your workplace....

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So I came to work today expecting a day like all the others. Little did I know that pure joy would come in a small brown box and that I'd be giggling all day.

A package arrived without a forwarding name and was sent to the art department (we've been upgrading like crazy the past week). Our art director opened the 3"x5"x12" box and (I pause right here because you have to understand she's lesbian) she turns red, sputters a bit and tells our shipping guy "This...this isn't mine, send it back!" Well, there was something in her tone that a fellow artist and I picked up on right away. Jay would have caught it too, I think. So we both eagerly go over to look inside the box. It just *had* to be something dirty.

It was. A very big plastic sex toy. Anatomically correct if you're comparing it to livestock. I burst out laughing. It just doesn't get any better than a [email protected] shipped to your workplace. Anyway, we send the box to the VP's office. We had all thought the package was a joke from a disgruntled employee or client but as it turns out, the...er...package...was later claimed by an employee.

Oh, they joy. Every time I saw a fellow employee, I would burst into giggles. You have to know that I work in a small firm and I've known these people for 8 years. A part of me wanted to know who would be having a large amount of fun tonight, but it was more amusing to speculate. I eventually found out who and it killed a bit of fun because I wasn't surprised.

I had to share this, but I'd also like to hear any notable stories from your workplace....

:lol: Priceless!

So, whoever got the dildo, if they're not working very fast, what's said to them instead of, "get your finger out...." :P

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The most amusing part is that the employee who ordered the...device...tried to be inconspicuous by *not* putting his name on it. That completely backfired. The moral to the story is: if you're ordering a dildo, put your name on it.

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The most amusing part is that the employee who ordered the...device...tried to be inconspicuous by *not* putting his name on it. That completely backfired. The moral to the story is: if you're ordering a dildo, put your name on it.

... or go out and buy it bu yourself...

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I'm not sure if they give trial runs at a shop though either.....

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I'm not sure if they give trial runs at a shop though either.....

:lol: eww!

Mike, is he married or single with no girlfriend? :lol:

Not what it looks like lol, I'm just thinking, what if its for his use?

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Ok, an update on this. Apparently he's got a boyfriend in the company. He's retiring and his boyfriend is leaving as well. I wish the three of them much happiness and lubrication.

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Ha! Wasn't far off the mark then :lol:

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