Audi_versus_BMW

[stopkidding 0]

While Im at it, here are some Car Acronyms:

AUDI

* Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

* Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

* Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW

* Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

* Beautiful Models Wanted

* Big Money Works

* Bought My Wife

* Bring More Women

CHEVROLET

* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

* Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time

* Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

FERRARI

* Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively

FIAT

* Failure In Italian Automotive Technology

* Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

* Fix it again, Tony!

* Fix It All the Time

* Found In A Trashcan

* Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD

* Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable

* Fancy Oil Recycling Device

* Fast On Race Day

* Fast Only Rolling Downhill

* Fault Of R&D

* Fireball On Rear Damage

* First On Race Day

* First On Recall Day

* First On Rust and Deterioration

* Fix Or Repair Daily

* For Off Road Driving

* For Old Retired Drunks

* Found On Road, Dead

* Found On Rubbish Dump

* Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven

HONDA

* Had One, Never Did Again

* Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

* Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

* Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything

* Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance

HYUNDAI

* Here's Y U Never Drive An Import

* Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

* Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive

* Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved

Jeep

* Just Empty Every Pocket

* Just Expect Every Problem

* Just Eats Every Penny

* Junk Everyone Eventually Piles

Jaguar

* Just A Guess U Are Rich

Kia

* Keep Inside Asia

* Keep It Away!

* Kick It's a##

* Killed In Action

* Killer's Imported Asset

* Kiss It Away

* Korea Invades America

* Korean Imitation Accord

* Korea's Imported Accident

LAMBORGHINI

* Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image

LOTUS

* Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

Maserati

* Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

MAZDA

* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

* Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt

MERCEDES

* My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke

* Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings

* Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon

MITSUBISHI

* May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside

NISSAN

* Need I Say Something About Nothing

* Never In Season Simply A No-show

PORSCHE

* Plenty Of Repairs Service Can't Help Everything

* Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SUBARU

* Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas

* SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)

TOYOTA

* Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

* This One You Oughta Tow Away

* To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile

* Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away

VOLVO

* Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

* Very Weird

* Virtually Worthless

Don't forget PONTIAC

PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac

[BradSpeedMan 6]

it continues....I absolutly love this intimidation advertising, can't wait for jaguar's response

[Rey 0]

hmmm, i just want audi in F1.

That BMW, as with all other BMW's is pig ugly. It lacks the sophistication, style, elegance and beauty of the RS4

First of all Hello to everyone, I'm new on forum, and secondly, YOU MUST BE JOKING when you are saying this, are you sure you don't need glasses?

[Rey 0]

an update... 2 brands have join the party.....

lovely stuff.....

BMW Wins International Engine of the Year Award

...so much for the engine awards...

[Jean Todt 4]

it continues....I absolutly love this intimidation advertising, can't wait for jaguar's response

:clap3: :clap3:

[mikathegreat2 2]

First of all Hello to everyone, I'm new on forum, and secondly, YOU MUST BE JOKING when you are saying this, are you sure you don't need glasses?

I agree! BMW are the most intelligent car manufacturers in the world! They know what they're doing whne they make a car & what it's made for! I don't have a problem with Audi, in fact I'm interested in that new car they've made, the R8 but BMW are the brains of German engineering!

[Jean Todt 4]

I agree! BMW are the most intelligent car manufacturers in the world! They know what they're doing whne they make a car & what it's made for! I don't have a problem with Audi, in fact I'm interested in that new car they've made, the R8 but BMW are the brains of German engineering!

They make the best engines and their brand is highest valued in the car market.

[Rey 0]