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I've just had to stop sh@gging my wife, put my fag out and log on to my computer to tell you to f**k off!

Your wife's a fag? :P

(Never use double-meaning British slang around a dumb American)

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I'd contribute to this thread, but as you all know, every post I make is quite serious and I have no time for jokes...as well as smokers, swearers, and those who take pleasure in the thought of sex... :P

So taking pleasure in the actual act is OK then, phew!

I've just had to stop sh@gging my wife, put my fag out and log on to my computer to tell you to f**k off!

:lol:

Good ones, Ankit. :D

Q: What's the difference between a fat lady & a curvaceous babe?

A: The former takes girth-control pills while the latter takes birth-control pills.

Q: What's the difference between a woman in a church ( or any other goddamned place of worship) and a woman in a bathtub?

A: The former has hope in her soul while the latter has soap in her hole.

Good stuff :lol:

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