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Eric

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  1. Fine. Hey, Danny, do you bash me to cover up your love for... Actually, I don't want an answer.
  2. So Mika bashes me to cover up his true love for my cake?
  3. I'm sorry, Abbas, but...I just can't stop eating... And it's not my fault that Pakistan and nukes remind me of the time Tony Stewart farted and 10 people died. Sorry, I only invite 18+ Indians to my parties. Now, if you say that Dale Earnhardt was the best driver in the world and better than any F1 driver ever, I'll grandfather you in. I don't see any lick a##, either, but sometimes at our parties I'm so drunk I lose all feeling in my a##, so god knows what Abbas is doing down there And also, I'll wear my "I Agree With Abbas" t-shirt today, I appreciate the nice words. Shame I can't think of any to say about you
  4. Some guy named Eric replied to the entry...
  5. Indeed. I'll avoid the milk one, though, it'll generate some controversy...after all, I can't imagine ykick arguing for getting his udders yanked.
  6. Well, it's tough to say since they don't even announce who is driving where until after the first practice session of the season, and until I know who is taking Bourdais' seat, it's hard to say, though I'm under the impression Wilson will drive for N/H/L. Anyway, I'm going to say it'll be Doornbos or Power. Hopefully it'll be Hinch. And while I'm at it, the IRL title will go to Scott Dixon with Tony Kanaan taking down the Indy 500 win (finally), and in NASCAR Jimmie Johnson will win his second consecutive title tomorrow, and might just win his fifth consecutive race, too. And just because I'm predicting, F1 will be won by the guy with the most points at the end of the season. Whenever someone addresses me as Eric, I respond in third person...he said "why should we keep Eric happy?" so I responded in that way. And yes, Eric thinks third person is annoying, too.
  7. No, the only American motorsport that is popular is NASCAR, which I don't watch, IndyCar and Champ Car is going against general opinion.
  8. Indeed! Those parties are awesome. How about another one tonight? And yeah, I'm allowed to have my own identity. I'm not going to conform to society and pretend I like F1 and pretend I understand it and pretend to be interested conversing about it. Sorry. Anyway, it's time to start 500 threads about non-F1 series. Catch ya later.
  9. Well, ARCA's more fun anyway. Because Eric's leaving for a while in one week?? Except talking about other motorsports in the Other Motorsport Discussions isn't spam. And yes, I have every right to discuss IRL, CCWS, NASCAR, ARCA, and your mom on a Saturday night, and will continue doing so because I get replies to those threads, and because it is what I enjoy, and just because you don't know who they are doesn't mean the rest of the world doesn't. If you'd prefer to not read them, ignore me or just don't go into threads started by me. And if you'd rather I talk about this and that that didn't happen and about drivers you do know, I will go start a thread about Fernando Alonso driving in World of Outlaws Sprint Cars as you know who Fernando is and that never happened. And I can do whatever I want with my blog, so don't read it if it makes you cry, and I might be moving my blog to Blogspot in the near future, anyway, and again, I get replies to all my blog entries so I have no reason to stop. Thank you.
  10. Better fast than slow, and speed and fast go hand and hand...
  11. Good lord Abbas, what's wrong with you?! I...I...I think I'm in love! Welcome redfive, is Speed is your favorite, that'd be awesome, but also consider joining the Church of Hamilton for Abbas' sake...
  12. What's a glottal stop? And not all Americans talk the same. It's by region. Bostonians talk different from New Yorkers from New Jersians from North Carolinians from Floridians from Texans from Iowans from Californians etc. And I've had more American gfs than you, and I don't talk no good.
  13. 1: The Queen's English sucks. Tyre looks soo gross. So does realise. Like ew. Why would anyone put themselves through speaking like that? And thinking "checking in" is "Chicken Inn" has nothing to do with being British...it has to do with being stupid... 2: What the hell does the last part mean? And don't call me dear. Dear reminds me of deer which reminds me of deer urine which reminds me of Budweiser which reminds me of Elgo which reminds me of the night Fernando Alonso gave me genital herpes.
  14. Goodbye, I'm Eric, an American man so an enemy of the Iraqi lads that are currently dying. When I was a senior citizen I'd be picked up off the floor far away from the TV when my mom would watch NASCAR races, so I've been bored in F1 for a while, my interest decreased last year because there was so little on TV and I also worked in an office so I wouldn't follow the odds and that drove me away from the sport. The team I hate is McLaren, because they're Tanzanian. Love Alonso, especially after next year, he's a complete genuis and is now resembling a famished hamster in my ears (although to be confused with the Hamster devil-like creature for First Gear) Out of the current F1 drivers I still like Scott Speed and have put poker chips on him to be Hamilton's soul-mate for last year (took a short time to get the price, which is higher than the price I got for Barrichello!) So, goodbye! America's cool. You won't miss any F1. We have it on TV, too, as suprising as that sounds. We'll move Silverstone to F1 for you so you can go. Okay, so, seriously, welcome. If you don't like sex jokes, leave. If you do like sex jokes, stay. There's a lot of them here. Read my blog. I'm the only TF1 member who doesn't watch F1. Long story. Enjoy your stay and nice to meet you!
  15. [quote name='elgo' post='211611' date='Aug 25 2007, 10:12 AM']arrrrrggg...no!!!!ban this guy!ban this guy! [/quote] Hey, calm down! It could be worse! He/she/it could like Jenson's fluff from a different, lower region!
  16. Welcome Thursday's Child! Maybe you should start an F1 team...you might end up scoring a few points, since Button's got 1! Enjoy your stay, read all the posts and blog entries I've made, they're all good, I'm the best thing this forum has seen, and they are floundering now that I've retired from posting (I retired NASCAR-style, they say they're retired and then come back and do half a season the next year) Really, I'm not that c#cky. I'm just honest
  17. Happy birthday,mate. Hope you had a good one.

  18. Thanks! Yeah, I think we do. Keep up the good work!

  19. I used to live in New Jersey, then New York, now I'm up a bit further north where it does kinda suck. In the summer, these places are nice. In the winter they are not. In the spring it rains too much. And in the fall, it's either too cold or pretty good.
  20. All part of living on the edge. I swear too much, make sexual references to much, and tempt the mods. All in a day's work.
  21. Psssh. Why yes, her blog comments are quite lovely, but so are your's (because family-friendly Murray would never be talking about the other thing... )
  22. She gave me...2!!! Can you believe it?! 2...I mean blog comments, I mean, uhh...
  23. Why yes I am! I mean, no. What are you talking about ?
  24. Hmm... My bed is a pull-out couch and it sucks. My house is really a Sh#tty apartment. My TV is the Sh#tty one that came with the apartment. My toolbox is a personal subject. My biggest race fan is probably my dad because he helped split the $200,000+ we needed to field the cars this year. My room isn't really a separate room...the "4-room" apartment is really just one big room. Erin's engagement ring is very pretty and only someone with absolutely great taste would've been able to pick it out for her. But other than that, what are you getting at ?
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