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[dribbler 6]

Oh. Advice? Chris told me he wears chastity belts and a butt plug too. You've got your work cut out for you.

Are you just trying to get me into a frenzy? Please remember I'm married.

[Kopite Girl 0]

Duly noted.

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

That old b#####d can be Mildred. The cross-dressing prostitute ladyboy.

TF1 Award for most insults in one sentence goes to Steph

I would not stoop so low, especially as I would not want to hurt the feelings of an alcoholic, obese, middle-aged, lardy Still at least the sex-line income pays for all your knitting and coach tours to Blackpool...

You're George. I'm sure you'd make a lovely couple. Ah.

Oh! Stamps foot, tell me I don't have to be the girl again...!

Oh. Advice? Chris told me he wears chastity belts and a butt plug too. You've got your work cut out for you.

Well, you know being an ageing rocker, I do have to fend off the groupies somehow...

[Kopite Girl 0]

TF1 Award for most insults in one sentence goes to Steph

Aw! Thank you! I'd like to thank my mother and father for putting me here in the first place to accept this award. I'd like to thank Chris, for being a cross dressing prostitute ladyboy butt plug wearing freak.

I would not stoop so low, especially as I would not want to hurt the feelings of an alcoholic, obese, middle-aged, lardy Still at least the sex-line income pays for all your knitting and coach tours to Blackpool...

Hey. I'm an alcoholic. What feelings? Besides - I think you are confusing me for one of your regulars. It must be the Bipolar.

Oh! Stamps foot, tell me I don't have to be the girl again...!

You have to be the girl. Again. And again. And again. And again....

Well, you know being ageing and off my rocker, I do have to fend off the male groupies somehow...

[freaky2 1]

And again, and again...

Watch it! XD

[Kopite Girl 0]

And again, and again...

Watch it! XD

Rolled about laughing. Genius!

Hi Chris. How's Henry? -looks at Tanita, Jay, Graham and laughs-

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

And again, and again...

Watch it! XD

lol Excellent! love it.

[Kopite Girl 0]

I want to pick on someone new.

Steve is far too clever a comeback merchant. So is Graham.

I'm actually lying my arse off. I like picking on Chris. Cause he's a butt plug wearing freak. I know this to be fact.

Steve told me so.

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

I want to pick on someone new.

Steve is far too clever a comeback merchant. So is Graham.

I'm actually lying my arse off. I like picking on Chris. Cause he's a butt plug wearing freak. I know this to be fact.

Steve told me so.

That's OK - by the way when do you want the butt plug back?

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

That's OK - by the way when do you want the butt plug back?

Might even wash it first

[Kopite Girl 0]

Might even wash it first

Always said you were full of sh1t.