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What's this, Steve? You praised Cav, but not me?

I have a small allocation of love to give out on a daily basis. Unfortunately Cav' used it all up.

I'll give you much labrodor love tomorrow.

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Reinterpretations:

Dentist - someone who specialises in denting things like cars, faces etc.

Wanking - a white king.

Extraordinary - more ordinary than usual.

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I have a small allocation of love to give out on a daily basis. Unfortunately Cav' used it all up.

I'll give you much labrodor love tomorrow.

Tomorrow has arrived.

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Gayser : A geyser meant specifically for 'omos.

I could take offence to that, if I could be bothered LOL!

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Bolyunsaturated - an Indian actress in a raincoat.

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syphallus - A blunt retractable weapon that shoots poioned darts.

I am embarassed to admit I didn't get the word properly. The "sy" part.

I must hasten to clarify I'm not trying to run you down.

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substitute - a replacement prostitute

basturd - turd that no one knows which dog made it

twise - twice as smart

tvice - twice as evil

juggernought - a supposed juggernaut that never turned out to be

cannybal - a shrewd cannibal

sturd - stud's dung

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Reinterpretation:

titanic - gigantic breasts

bearable - a hale & hearty bear

unbearable - a crippled ,bed-ridden bear

patent - a tent made for dad

berate - to rate something a "B"

missile - a shoddy projectile weapon that always misses its intended target

combustible - inflammable breasts

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Lessdixic- a person who can't spell 'small penis'.

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Virjeans - Unused jeans

Swinedled - to be fooled by a pig

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Dinosaur - Gigantic pre-historic beast that made quite a racket

Frankenstein - An outspoken,blunt giant man

Hogwash - To occupy the bathroom for long time & not allow others to use it

Elephant - Gigantic ant

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Transparent - A cross dresser's father.

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Prosetitute - A whore with a bit of Shakespeare inside her.

William would have loved the irony.....

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William would have loved the irony.....

Wow,Steve ,you picked up the double entendre very fast! You're finally showing signs of intelligence....

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