LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 14, 2007 Adispose - To shed flab by vigourous exercise. Byesexual - One who has turned to celibacy. Mojotov c#cktail - A lethal sex bomb OR A hard drink laced with Viagra. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 14, 2007 Should i use my not inconsiderable detective skills to fight crime or for devious selfish purposes.....? Hmm....you a Moriarty to Sherlock Holmes? Will you help me find cookies? (Inspired by good ol' Snoopy) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B.P. 0 Report post Posted May 16, 2007 Webbermark - the constant breaking down of the cars you drive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 17, 2007 Formullah One - A racing series for Islamic clerics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 18, 2007 Rid#ckulous - A weirdly shaped penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted May 19, 2007 Cunniairlingus - The worlds favourite airline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elgo 1 Report post Posted May 19, 2007 Thanks,labradooo !I've just read the whole thread.brilliant!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted May 19, 2007 Cunniairlingus - The worlds favourite airline.It sure is ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 21, 2007 Wiilliams F1 - A stupid videogame company trying its luck in F1. Weelliams F1 - A bit player in the F1 business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 21, 2007 Thanks,labradooo !I've just read the whole thread.brilliant!! I'm happy you found my work to be good. If I had a tail ,I would be wagging it frenziedly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted May 21, 2007 I'm happy you found my work to be good. If I had a tail ,I would be wagging it frenziedly. Too much of that will make you go blind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Teatotaller - One who doesn't drink tea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Too much of that will make you go blind. Hmm..it's said too much of anything is bad. Maybe anything includes love too. So sad,isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferrarigo 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2007 Hmm..it's said too much of anything is bad. Maybe anything includes love too. So sad,isn't it? Yeah it is... If you love too much you do anything for that person even murder.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted May 24, 2007 Teatotaller - One who doesn't drink tea. I thought it was someone who goes mental on a golf course? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 24, 2007 I thought it was someone who goes mental on a golf course? Brilliant ,Steve! That joke's above par (or below par ,if you know what I'm talking about). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 24, 2007 Goreilla - A violent giant ape. Gorzilla - Love child of King Kong & Godzilla. ---------------------------------------------------- Guerilla - A gorilla that attacks sneakily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Fast_Days 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2007 Alternative meaning: Cookbook (Nn): Accidental stove/bookshelf interface Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 28, 2007 Reinterpretation: Cadaver : Dead body of a cheap,vulgar,despicable guy. Bravado : The courage required to wear a racy bra. Braggart : The art of bragging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted May 28, 2007 Polytechnic - A very clever parrot. A bigamist - An Italian thick fog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted May 28, 2007 Cocateau - an over endowed gentleman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferrarigo 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2007 I got this in an email:- Benign: What you be after you be eight. Bacteria: Door to the cafeteria. Barium: What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan: Searching for Kitty. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. Colic: A sheep dog. Coma: A punctuation mark. D&C: Where Washington is. Dilate: To live long. Enema: Not a friend. Fester: Quicker than someone else. Fibula: A small lie. G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball. Hangnail: What you hang your coat on. Impotent: Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane. Morbid: A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates. Node: I knew it. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Pap Smear: A fatherhood test. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative: A letter carrier. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery. Rectum: Damn near killed him. Secretion: Hiding something. Seizure: Roman emperor. Tablet: A small table. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport. Tumor: More than one. Urine: Opposite of mine. Varicose: Near by/close by. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aussief1 4 Report post Posted May 29, 2007 They are good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 30, 2007 Pickasso - An artist who is fond of digging the crack of his butt. Saliwet - To wet something by drooling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 30, 2007 Reinterpretation: Motocross - A motorcycle race for pi$$ed off racers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
