Quiet One 15 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 With the end of the Crashgate approaching, we need some new "gate" tokeep us entertained between one boring race and the other. We already had the Stepneygate, Renault's Spygate, Zepunishmentgate, Pinocchiogate and now the Thong-gate. So, what do you propose for the future? Please, do not bring jokes mentioning Paul's relationship with underaged sheeps. They are hardly scandalous anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 Thong-gate - Flavio Briatore is outraged at being banned from the paddock in the WMSC hearing, so he stretches his thong across the width of the track at the start of the next GP. Nobody is willing to touch it so the race gets cancelled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kati 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 They could: - find out kimi is not human, so he loses the 2007 title because he could not compete with the other guys. - find out one of the girls in max video is in fact nels in a longer hair-do. ... ill think of more later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 They could: - find out kimi is not human, so he loses the 2007 title because he could not compete with the other guys. - find out one of the girls in max video is in fact nels in a longer hair-do. ... ill think of more later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 Thong-gate - Flavio Briatore is outraged at being banned from the paddock in the WMSC hearing, so he stretches his thong across the width of the track at the start of the next GP. Nobody is willing to touch it so the race gets cancelled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 The next scandal will be that there will be a season's racing with no scandals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 The next scandal will be that there will be a season's racing with no scandals Where are all the scandals-gate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 They find out that Max Mosley has been moonlighting as The Stig and fine him 100 million dollars. Then, just as things are settling down Tamara Ecclestone gets it on with JP Montoya only for her dad to cut her off as she doesn't realise he's no longer the face of McDonalds, Flabbio is. And Ralf launches his new handbag range. And I have a one night stand with Jose Mourinho. Lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 With the end of the Crashgate approaching, we need some new "gate" tokeep us entertained between one boring race and the other. We already had the Stepneygate, Renault's Spygate, Zepunishmentgate, Pinocchiogate and now the Thong-gate. So, what do you propose for the future? Please, do not bring jokes mentioning Paul's relationship with underaged sheeps. They are hardly scandalous anymore. That's a disgusting and very hurtful thing to say. Besides, I don't ever remmber admitting to sheep and underage. In my defence, Meanie told me that in his day they used sheep's bladders for condomns. He didn't tell me that you had to remove it from the sheep first, though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 Mauregate They'll find out that maure is actually Lewis' biggest fan & is the whore who gives him a back massage pre-race! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 Mauregate They'll find out that maure is actually Lewis' biggest fan & is the whore who gives him a back massage pre-race! I don't think Maure giving Lewis Hamilton a massage would have a happy ending. Ahem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 Mauregate They'll find out that maure is actually Lewis' biggest fan & is the whore who gives him a back massage pre-race! wowowowowow! now its Mauregate...I thought it wouldnt get worse than Maureflu.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 Mauregate They'll find out that maure is actually Lewis' biggest fan & is the whore who gives him a back massage pre-race! This is win! 100% of win. Contender for funniest post ever on a forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted September 20, 2009 Besides, I don't ever remmber admitting to sheep and underage. I heard you had your wicked way with them when they were still Lambteens and then paid them hush money. There was a film about it - Silence of the Lambs? In my defence, Meanie told me that in his day they used sheep's bladders for condomns. He didn't tell me that you had to remove it from the sheep first, though {Affects Northern Accent} Condoms? Sheep Bladders? Luxury! We used to use rolled up rusty, barbed wire for condoms when I were lad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 I heard you had your wicked way with them when they were still Lambteens and then paid them hush money. There was a film about it - Silence of the Lambs? {Affects Northern Accent} Condoms? Sheep Bladders? Luxury! We used to use rolled up rusty, barbed wire for condoms when I were lad! Excellent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 wowowowowow! now its Mauregate...I thought it wouldnt get worse than Maureflu.... MaurefluF1 fans will puke, get a runny nose, fever, dry cough, aching muscles, sore throat , headache & diarrhoea when they see Lewis, & give him a back massage while kicking Heikki & his career in the crotch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Maureflu F1 fans will puke, get a runny nose, fever, dry cough, aching muscles, sore throat , headache & diarrhoea when they see Lewis, & give him a back massage while kicking Heikki & his career in the crotch! You forgot to mention CHOKE... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 You forgot to mention CHOKE... That_made_me_smile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 You forgot to mention CHOKE... Did I mention you'll become a Lewisteric if you get maureflu?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Did I mention you'll become a Lewisteric if you get maureflu?? But I never choked before I became one.. So I didnt get it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted September 22, 2009 But I never choked before I became one.. So I didnt get it... Lucky b@stard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted September 22, 2009 Alonso targets podium at Singapore Aftervery difficult and uncertain week for the ING Renault F1 Team, theFrench outfit now looks forward to round fourteen of the season, theSingapore Grand Prix. After a strong race in Italy, Fernando Alonsotargets a podium place under the floodlights at Singapore. Fernando, you had a strong weekend in Monza. Talk us through your race? "Considering that I started eighth on the grid, I was happy to finishfifth, which was better than we predicted before the race. We used KERSall weekend, but I couldn't make the most of it at the start so we lostsome of the advantage going into the first corner. For the rest of therace the car had a good balance and my one-stop strategy worked well sowe could score some important points." The next race is in Singapore - what do you think of the track? "I like it because it's quite challenging and there are someinteresting corners like the high-speed chicane at turn 10 where youhave to carry a lot of speed and use the curbs. Overtaking isn't easyin Singapore, but there are some opportunities." How will the R29 perform this weekend? "The car is working well at most circuits so I believe we arecompetitive enough to get close to the podium, which has to be mytarget this weekend." And how are you preparing for the unusual timetable? "Last year I decided it was better to remain on a European schedulerather than adjusting to local time so I will do the same this year asit's the best way to manage my energy levels." Looks like Nando has spared us the trouble of choosing the next scandal.. With the pace of the current Reno...it looks like Nando may need more help... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted September 22, 2009 Are you scared because my boy will trash your boy in a Ferrari next year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted September 22, 2009 Are you scared because my boy will trash your boy in a Ferrari next year? No one is scared of Nando, I should be a Piquet fan to be scared. Lewis has already shown he could trash the hell out of Nando, and we saw Nando fleeing Macca;).....So its Nando's fans who always pray Lewis does not get the car which is as good as Nando's, if the Ferrari is good, you guys better pray Massa is half blind.....Massa will rape Nando....he wont play second fiddle with him...nor would he agree to crash for him.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted September 22, 2009 No one is scared of Nando, I should be a Piquet fan to be scared. Lewis has already shown he could trash the hell out of Nando, and we saw Nando fleeing Macca;).....So its Nando's fans who always pray Lewis does not get the car which is as good as Nando's, if the Ferrari is good, you guys better pray Massa is half blind.....Massa will rape Nando....he wont play second fiddle with him...nor would he agree to crash for him.. Yup. You are scared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
