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Cafe Or Morgue ;-P

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What happened? Where did all the threads go?

The Cafe used to be the life and soul of this forum - the fish 'n chips, mushy peas, two slices of white bread & butter, and coffee that burnt yer tongue for a week type-of-Cafe

Please. Create 5 more topics in the Cafe before noon tomorrow along the following lines:

- 3 must be amusing, as is the banter in most cafes (but NOT of vids showing 'best wedgies of female triple jumpers')

- 1 serious sh1t - one for the intelligen inteligenital thinkers, the lovers of life and know how to explain it - or debate it without petty name calling you silly twozacks

- 1 topical... the kind that mods would ban you for on the auto-spert forum, which should be a piece of cake

Here are some suggestions of new Cafe topics to help things along:

- 'Should knitting be allowed on public transpport?'

- 'Wahay allotment lovers! It's cucumber season! Show yours'

- 'The GPToday treasure hunt'

- 'Does the Creator like Marmite? - if you believe in Marmite'

- 'What's with Radio 4? The graphics suck'

- 'Rant about anything! - except sex, religion, politics or Pastor Maldonado'

I will be back tomorrow, at noon (any time zone you like (for the clever d#cks)), with my brother Ron.

Edited by Alphanumeric

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Talking about morgues...is that John, rising from his GPToday's grave?

No, that can't be. He probably is here to sell some chinese sweaters or something. :P

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Talking about morgues...is that John, rising from his GPToday's grave? No, that can't be. He probably is here to sell some chinese sweaters or something. tongue.png

Hi Andres, I wish my name was D#ck C#ckburn, mainly because it's censored, but yes it's John. Looked in and was surprised at the tumbleweed.... and lack of Maure vs Cavalino joviality and WOMD

Hope you're well :-)

J

Edited by Alphanumeric

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Well, welcome back! smile.png

Yes, this place is...shall I say it, a little quit. Most of the great posters from days of yore are missing. According to my last survey, here's what has happened to some of them:

Mike (Autumnpuma): finally his American DNA kicked in. Married his cousin, and got blind after drinking bad moonshine. Since then he has stopped writing.

Russ (Monza Gorilla): kept writing shorter and shorter posts, until they fell below noise level. According to my calculations, he needs to write 1,345,843 posts at his present level of laconism to post the letter "a".

Chris (Grabthaw the grabby-grabber): teamed up with some shady guys from the Balkans and now controls 80% of the world's custard reserves. Underwent surgery to add some buttock implants made of solid gold. Drowned in his own toilet. Sad.

George (Rainmaster): was taken alive to heaven. Started a new religion, but he declared himself an atheist and disappeared. After thre days, he was born again. Works at a KFC close to my home.

Eric (er..Eric): we finally found out that he was actually a KGB agent, whose bosses never bothered to tell him that the USSR is no more. His actual name was Alexei Orvanswischski Bagration-Mukhranskii. Choked to death while trying to say his own name.

Paul (Pabloh): Is in jail for obscene behavior...in Sweden...during a pornographic production...reported by his fellow performers...

Steve (Dribbler): is...behind you waaah!!!

Edited by Quiet One

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Thanks Andres, good to see you too.

Seems that years ago all we wrote about was how members were missed/where are they, etc Lol, nowt changes.

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a

sorry chaps, I need to lie down.

Edited by monza gorilla

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Paul (Pabloh): Is in jail for obscene behavior...in Sweden...during a pornographic production...reported by his fellow performers...

How was I supposed to know they were the tea ladies? I thought it was just a gilf movie :whistling:

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Thanks Andres, good to see you too.

Seems that years ago all we wrote about was how members were missed/where are they, etc Lol, nowt changes.

Welcome back, Sir.

I guess we didn't know how good we had it back then :lol:

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Welcome back, Sir.

I guess we didn't know how good we had it back then laugh.png

Hiya Paul, and yes, it was a damn good forum then - no offence to the existing peeps - there was just more of them.

You still the forum perv? harhar.gif

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Evening, John. Nice to have you back.

I really must make an effort to post more, but these days I seem to have less time, and less to say.

I remember when all this was fields, you know. And Paul was still a perv.

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Evening, John. Nice to have you back.

I really must make an effort to post more, but these days I seem to have less time, and less to say.......

Thanks for the kind words Russ, and know what you mean - I found that by the time I had time I was stressed 'n knackered, then it was drinking time, then bed time, rinse and repeat. I have now given up sleep.

I remember when all this was fields, you know. And Paul was still a perv.
Ah, a specialist in his field, God loves a trier eyebrow22.gif Edited by Alphanumeric

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This is the largest thread in The Cafe in ages.

Maybe the new members don't know about this place. eusa_think.gif

Relax, I won't tell them. tiphat.gif

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This is the largest thread in The Cafe in ages....

Maybe the new members don't know about this place. eusa_think.gif

Relax, I won't tell them. tiphat.gif

Hi Alehop, forgive my fading memory..... are you in Spain? If you are, hope you're safe from the financial/unemployment probs there - and if you're not the same person, well Hi anyway harhar.gif

Yes, the Cafe used to be popular, seemed to be full of fun rants lol, but also the place where people got to know each other fairly well - which other forums don't seem to have done.

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Indeed. In most forums people is just a nick and a favorite driver/team. "That's that guy that loves Ericsson", "That's that guy that writes obnoxiously long posts about McLaren", "There's the guy that rants about Lewis every friggin' time"

Here is much more human: "There's that guy tha steals hubcaps for a living", "That¡s the guy that was taken to the hospital once with his penis stuck in his computer CD drive unit", "Is that the guy that brags he can perfectly emulate Rosberg's farts, including smell and sound?"

Curiously enough, all of those are the same person, Paul.

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Indeed. In most forums people is just a nick and a favorite driver/team. "That's that guy that loves Ericsson", "That's that guy that writes obnoxiously long posts about McLaren", "There's the guy that rants about Lewis every friggin' time"

Here is much more human: "There's that guy tha steals hubcaps for a living", "That¡s the guy that was taken to the hospital once with his penis stuck in his computer CD drive unit", "Is that the guy that brags he can perfectly emulate Rosberg's farts, including smell and sound?"

Curiously enough, all of those are the same person, Paul.

yes.gif All true Andres, except Paul's farts - I do believe I could comfortably blow Paul away, especially since I discovered peer reviewed evidence that cutting the cheese is good for you: http://theweek.com/article/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health

"....the study suggests that "a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria..."

"...Although hydrogen sulfide gas is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero..." I told Mrs Alphanumeric, she is not happy loljump.gif

Ooh, this could go in the Global Warming thread icecream.gif

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Hi Alehop, forgive my fading memory..... are you in Spain? If you are, hope you're safe from the financial/unemployment probs there - and if you're not the same person, well Hi anyway harhar.gif

Hi John, old medilloni new Alphanumeric. Where you've been? Oh, probably in the real boring world outside. But this place is not much fun anymore. :(

You nailed it, I'm from Spain. I can't complain about my finantial situation in the country. Hopefully things get better in the future (if we get rid of all the lazy and corrupt people and politicias it will).

I'd rather talk about Pabloh's farts. :D

P.D.- Sorry Mr. Paul I know you are a gentleman and they envy your handsomeness and success with young ladies.

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Indeed. In most forums people is just a nick and a favorite driver/team. "That's that guy that loves Ericsson", "That's that guy that writes obnoxiously long posts about McLaren", "There's the guy that rants about Lewis every friggin' time"

Here is much more human: "There's that guy tha steals hubcaps for a living", "That¡s the guy that was taken to the hospital once with his penis stuck in his computer CD drive unit", "Is that the guy that brags he can perfectly emulate Rosberg's farts, including smell and sound?"

Curiously enough, all of those are the same person, Paul.

I am fed up to the back teeth of all these stereotypical lies - I never had to go to the hospital!! I used a straightened paper clip to eject the drive.

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P.D.- Sorry Mr. Paul I know you are a gentleman and they envy your handsomeness and success with young ladies.

Bollock me, they are in deep trouble then.

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Lest we forget nojvnof1, Jenson_Rules aka Ben, and kopite_girl aka Steph. Twas a simpler time

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AleHop, on 13 July 2014 - 07:23 PM, said:

P.D.- Sorry Mr. Paul I know you are a gentleman and they envy your handsomeness and success with young laddies.

Bollock me, they are in deep trouble then.

Think you need to read it again Paul laugh.png

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Think you need to read it again Paul laugh.png

Whichever way you twist it, it doesn't reflect too well on you, does it laddie? :lol:

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