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i never liked too spicy food!Because then my stomach needs 20 glasses of water in order to recover!

Wow. You're losing all your Eric points. Schumi's ex-girlfriend, no spicy food...

Just kidding.

I've found that guys have a tendancy to like spicy food more than girls. I think it's because our senses are weaker, so spicy food doesn't bother us. Just a dumb theory.

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I don't how you look but if you look like fer you must be really hot :P:D:lol: !

:lol: A bit like Fer, taller and lighter hair. I'm kind of a Nick Heidfeld, Scott Speed, Fernando combo.

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Wow. You're losing all your Eric points. Schumi's ex-girlfriend, no spicy food...

Just kidding.

I've found that guys have a tendancy to like spicy food more than girls. I think it's because our senses are weaker, so spicy food doesn't bother us. Just a dumb theory.

don't remind me my schumacher past!I'm really ashamed...I'm trying to put the whole matter behind me! :P

i don't know the reason but i can't stand spicy food!(indeed most girls don't!)After eating them i feel like those cartoons who have smoke in the ears and in the nose!

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:lol: A bit like Fer, taller and lighter hair. I'm kind of a Nick Heidfeld, Scott Speed, Fernando combo.

He has Nicks height, Scott Speed's success and Fernando's eyebrows.

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:lol: A bit like Fer, taller and lighter hair. I'm kind of a Nick Heidfeld, Scott Speed, Fernando combo.

Wow!What a lucky girlfriend you have! :P A tall fernando,nick...etc!

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He has Nicks height, Scott Speed's success and Fernando's eyebrows.

this combination is fatal...!

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He has Nicks height, Scott Speed's success and Fernando's eyebrows.

:lol: Just like you have Nico's hair??

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Wow!What a lucky girlfriend you have! :P A tall fernando,nick...etc!

Yes. I'm quite beautiful.

Andres is just jealous....he wanted to marry me, but he didn't have the right genitalia for the job.

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Yes. I'm quite beautiful.

Andres is just jealous....he wanted to marry me, but he didn't have the right genitalia for the job.

:rofl:

I just laughed so loud, my coworkers turned their head to see what was going on! Had to close this window in a hurry!

FYI I have Bernie's good looks, Kimi's oratory and Massa's underwear. I am a god among men!

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Yes. I'm quite beautiful.

Andres is just jealous....he wanted to marry me, but he didn't have the right genitalia for the job.

i understand you...boys are always jealous... :P:P:P

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:rofl:

I just laughed so loud, my coworkers turned their head to see what was going on! Had to close this window in a hurry!

FYI I have Bernie's good looks, Kimi's oratory and Massa's underwear. I am a god among men!

:lol: Well, with those traits, I'm sure you'll be able to find another young man to marry.

And I know how it is with those damn co-workers. All the time these large-breasted girls keep coming up to me and carressing me and it's just like, geez, who wants you? I have work to do.

Oh Sh#t. I just gave away my secret...I manage a Hooters Restaurant

:unsure::P Don't tell anyone and I'll let you sleep with the girls free of charge :P;)

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i understand you...boys are always jealous... :P:P:P

:lol: Nuhh uhhh!!! Just 99% of the time. The other 1% of the time we're taking a Sh#t or something like that.

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:lol: Well, with those traits, I'm sure you'll be able to find another young man to marry.

And I know how it is with those damn co-workers. All the time these large-breasted girls keep coming up to me and carressing me and it's just like, geez, who wants you? I have work to do.

Oh Sh#t. I just gave away my secret...I manage a Hooters Restaurant

:unsure::P Don't tell anyone and I'll let you sleep with the girls free of charge :P;)

True story: My brother-in-law is a lawyer (yeah, I've been hiding it because is kind of embarrassing :blush: ) anyways, I was at his office one day and this girl walks in to ask for counseling.

He makes her sit down and I (having nothing better to do) decided to stay as well. She started to tell us that she was unfairly fired from Hooters and that she thought that they were discriminating her.

Automatically, my brother-in-law and I let our gazes fall to their breats, which were rather small.

He blurted: "But you DIDN'T work as a waitress there, right?" "No, I worked in accounting"

He said "Ah, now I see..." Diplomatic he ain't!

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True story: My brother-in-law is a lawyer (yeah, I've been hiding it because is kind of embarrassing :blush: ) anyways, I was at his office one day and this girl walks in to ask for counseling.

He makes her sit down and I (having nothing better to do) decided to stay as well. She started to tell us that she was unfairly fired from Hooters and that she thought that they were discriminating her.

Automatically, my brother-in-law and I let our gazes fall to their breats, which were rather small.

He blurted: "But you DIDN'T work as a waitress there, right?" "No, I worked in accounting"

He said "Ah, now I see..." Diplomatic he ain't!

:lol::lol:

When me and my friend Ryan were 16, our goal in life was to manage a Hooters. Sadly, it never worked out, and I work in an office of unattractive people and he is...uhhh...probably dealing dope somewhere.

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He has Nicks height, Scott Speed's success and Fernando's eyebrows.

I love the first thing, could possible stand the second but the third ruins it all hehe

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I can't believe I 'm the first one to accept this offer!! :mellow:

Fixed it for ya.... :naughty::YaY:B)

:lol: I would let you...but...I don't really manage a Hooters...sorry.

As I said, me and my friend jokingly wanted to, but, uhh, my real goal in life was to be a lawyer. Until they told me I'd have to go to law school until I was 26, then I went into business.

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:lol: I would let you...but...I don't really manage a Hooters...sorry.

As I said, me and my friend jokingly wanted to, but, uhh, my real goal in life was to be a lawyer. Until they told me I'd have to go to law school until I was 26, then I went into business.

Oh yea I... knnew you were only kidding, about the managing :drool: thing...!!!! :yawn::ermm:

About the law degree you should have gone after it!It takes some time to pay off but it does eventually.Besides you could work at the same time!Sooner or later it would need your full commitment though -_- .

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About the law degree you should have gone after it!It takes some time to pay off but it does eventually.Besides you could work at the same time!Sooner or later it would need your full commitment though -_- .

Yeah, sometimes I wish I had done it, but for now my office job is fine, and my businesses are making a profit, a small one, but still a profit.

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This is a hard one. All those things seem like they could be possible. I'll say 3 as a random guess.

Correct :clap3:

Sorry bout being late with the response, forgot I actually done this :P

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I love the first thing, could possible stand the second but the third ruins it all hehe

Awww Eric! You were so close! :lol:

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Awww Eric! You were so close! :lol:

:lol: As were you. It as all so perfect until you took your pants off.

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Yes. I'm quite beautiful.

Andres is just jealous....he wanted to marry me, but he didn't have the right genitalia for the job.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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