Eric 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 For those of you not in the know, the World Series is Major League Baseball. Yes, the MLB believes that the World consists of select American and Canadian locations. No, I do realize the 'Merkins are outnumbered player-wise. Go Red Sox. They shall beat the Sh#t out of you all. Not really. I don't think we can beat the Yankees. But I still believe. Cuz hell, without belief in the Sox, Boston would be a meaningless dot on a map. But instead we get a star. Okay, fine, that's because we're a capital, but I like to pretend it's a super happy fun gold star from Professor God for completing the tasks of obsessing over really awkward symbolic things and being proud of it. Now you see why I'm an athiest. Religion doesn't like to cooperate with me. Please, please, please, find the money to keep Lowell AND get A-Rod. A-Rod can play short. The end. Go back to your global affairs super happy fun sports. I'll continue talking to myself. GO SOX. EDIT: A BIG OH BY THE WAY...YANKEES LOSING 9-3 AS WE SPEAK!!! YANKEES SUCK!!! YANKEES SUCK!!! BELIEVE BOSTON, BE-****ING-LIEVE!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferrarigo 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 For those of you not in the know, the World Series is Major League Baseball.Yes, the MLB believes that the World consists of select American and Canadian locations. No, I do realize the 'Merkins are outnumbered player-wise. Go Red Sox. They shall beat the Sh#t out of you all. Not really. I don't think we can beat the Yankees. But I still believe. Cuz hell, without belief in the Sox, Boston would be a meaningless dot on a map. But instead we get a star. Okay, fine, that's because we're a capital, but I like to pretend it's a super happy fun gold star from Professor God for completing the tasks of obsessing over really awkward symbolic things and being proud of it. Now you see why I'm an athiest. Religion doesn't like to cooperate with me. Please, please, please, find the money to keep Lowell AND get A-Rod. A-Rod can play short. The end. Go back to your global affairs super happy fun sports. I'll continue talking to myself. GO SOX. EDIT: A BIG OH BY THE WAY...YANKEES LOSING 9-3 AS WE SPEAK!!! YANKEES SUCK!!! YANKEES SUCK!!! BELIEVE BOSTON, BE-****ING-LIEVE!! Yeah But We all know the White Sox are better...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 Yeah But We all know the White Sox are better...... I nominate this for "Even More Ridiculouser Than Any Post FUSchumi and Cristiano84 Combined Will Ever Make of the Year" I do remember someone saying "Chicago has two teams, the Cubs and the White Sox, but nobody cares about the White Sox" or something. On TV or radio (yeah, I listen to radio) or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 YANKEES LOSING 11-3 BOYS! YEAAAAAAH!!! YANKEES SUCK!! YANKEES SUCK!! YANKEES SUCK!! (For some reason, I dislike biased motorsport fans, but when it comes to baseball and NFL, well, I'm a hypocrite...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 Eric, I applaud your effort. You are funny as always. But even with your help baseball is hopeless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 I just want to know what kind of team names themselves after the colour of their socks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 I just want to know what kind of team names themselves after the colour of their socks? The Red Soxeroos? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferrarigo 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 I nominate this for "Even More Ridiculouser Than Any Post FUSchumi and Cristiano84 Combined Will Ever Make of the Year" I do remember someone saying "Chicago has two teams, the Cubs and the White Sox, but nobody cares about the White Sox" or something. On TV or radio (yeah, I listen to radio) or something. I am not into Baseball but have just heard of the White Sox... and apparently their amazing win sometime.... I just want to know what kind of team names themselves after the colour of their socks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
james 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 GO CUBBIES!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 The Red Soxeroos? I like your thinking I just want to see the Socceroos back in action again. It feels like a lifetime since the Socceroos last played. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA YANKEES LOST 12-3! HAHAHAHA SUCKERS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 Isn't baseball a bit like rounders? But with pyjamas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 Baseball is a sport when wimpy men who are so wimpy they have to inject testosterone into themselves to play play with big sticks and white balls. Or maybe it's an anti-homosexual symbolic thing? Whoever gets the balls as far away from them as possible gets a point... Or in reality, a boring meaningless sport where only one or two good things happen per game. It's really like F1, just for lesser men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 Sox play Angels tonight! SEND THOSE ANGELS TO HELL, SOX! We won 4-0 with Beckett pitching...but I believe with Daisuke Matsusucka pitching we'll be in for a long night. Matsuzaka's good, but he is not worth what we paid for him. (Yep, I'm a crazy sports fan...I refer to my teams as we) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 (Yep, I'm a crazy sports fan...I refer to my teams as we) Your not the only one. I use the 'we' word when describing by beloved Sydney Swans on http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/index.php . I seem to spend most of my time on that website these days trying to figure what happened to the last season which started out with so much hope and ended in disaster. Yes i am a sporting nut aswell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 Isn't baseball a bit like rounders? But with pyjamas? You play with pyjamas? Here's me playing nude, damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 Sox play Angels in less than an hour. New York was up 1-0 on Cleveland last I checked, BUT that's alright, actually. We're going to play one of them, and if they have to play the third game, they'll be more worn out, as where if the Sox win tonight, we'll have an extra couple of days of rest, and if we lose, well, we'll at least be even with the team we're playing. YANKEES SUCK. YANKEES SUCK. YANKEES SUCK. And, off-topic, the undefeated New England Patriots take on the Browns (2-2)...so we should be 5-0 after Sunday afternoon. Will have to miss the game, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 Sox play Angels in less than an hour.New York was up 1-0 on Cleveland last I checked, BUT that's alright, actually. We're going to play one of them, and if they have to play the third game, they'll be more worn out, as where if the Sox win tonight, we'll have an extra couple of days of rest, and if we lose, well, we'll at least be even with the team we're playing. YANKEES SUCK. YANKEES SUCK. YANKEES SUCK. And, off-topic, the undefeated New England Patriots take on the Browns (2-2)...so we should be 5-0 after Sunday afternoon. Will have to miss the game, though. That is possibly the worst name for a sporting team in the history of sport. You should just call them "The Turds". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 That is possibly the worst name for a sporting team in the history of sport. You should just call them "The Turds". Indeed. I've found most American sports teams have dumb names. We're just a dumb country. We can't even get our own history right. We call the New York team the Yankees. Since when did New York City fight the British? And I never understood the New York Mets. What the hell is Mets? The Padres is dumb...is it implying you have to be a Spanish-speaking father to play on the team? Red Sox isn't exactly the best name, BUT still. I also dislike the Patriots logo. Go back to the old school one and wear the red jerseys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferrarigo 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2007 When is the next White Sox or Cubs game??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2007 When is the next White Sox or Cubs game??? White Sox aren't in the playoffs. Cubs next game is Saturday at 5:00 PM Eastern on TBS vs the Arizona Diamondbacks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferrarigo 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2007 White Sox aren't in the playoffs.Cubs next game is Saturday at 5:00 PM Eastern on TBS vs the Arizona Diamondbacks. Ahh ok... I would look at the scores of the game and then laugh at you when the cubs beat the red sox.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2007 Ahh ok...I would look at the scores of the game and then laugh at you when the cubs beat the red sox.... Except the National League is worse than the American League times a billion....so you're screwed. I will guarantee that whoever wins the American League will win the World Series. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2007 Sox up 2-0 on the Angels, top of the second, so this should be a good one... Cleveland and Yanks still tied at 1 bottom of the 11th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2007 Nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
