Ouch!!!

[pumpdoc 2]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071220/ap_on_...dd_tattoo_photo

OUCH!!!!

Boy you would have to be major drunk to have that done to your "little" man

[pabloh20 1]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071220/ap_on_...dd_tattoo_photo

OUCH!!!!

Boy you would have to be major drunk to have that done to your "little" man

Ouch, indeed.

Do you think it says 'Hot' when flaccid and 'Hot Rod' when erect ? It would have a certain synergy if it did

[Kati 0]

uuuuuugh!

[Max Mosley 2]

Ouch, indeed.

Do you think it says 'Hot' when flaccid and 'Hot Rod' when erect ? It would have a certain synergy if it did

Exactly. We need the pics Bruce!

[pumpdoc 2]

uuuuuugh!

She's not impressed...............

[pabloh20 1]

She's not impressed...............

Thank heavens for that, I can cancel the tattooist appointment now.

[Medilloni 6]

But....... He says, "the longer I sit here, the madder I get". So why doesn't he stand up?

I was thinking about having 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' tattoo'd on my knob, but I hate Julie Andrews. And they'd run out of ink prob'ly. And I'd suffer the slings and arrows about, '....something quite atrocious'. Um diddle iddle dum diddle eye, um diddle....................

Sheesh, if you met a bird that said she was into reading, you'd be well in, eh?

Edit: I can't resist this. I'd have 'keep upright' on mine. Snigger.

OR, 'Handle with gloves'.

OR, 'Get the tweezers'

Bets on how low this thread sinks anyone?

[pabloh20 1]

But....... He says, "the longer I sit here, the madder I get". So why doesn't he stand up?

I was thinking about having 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' tattoo'd on my knob, but I hate Julie Andrews. And they'd run out of ink prob'ly. And I'd suffer the slings and arrows about, '....something quite atrocious'. Um diddle iddle dum diddle eye, um diddle....................

Sheesh, if you met a bird that said she was into reading, you'd be well in, eh?

Was it definitely 'sit' ?

Yeah, you would be, except when she comes out with 'Well, that was a very short story, more like a ditty really and not very satisfactory'.

[pabloh20 1]

Edit: I can't resist this. I'd have 'keep upright' on mine. Snigger.

OR, 'Handle with gloves'.

OR, 'Get the tweezers'

Bets on how low this thread sinks anyone?

I'd have 'Justin' on mine.

Actually, I'm just pretending there because I have 'I choked Linda Lovelace' tattoed on mine. For some reason, though, whenever I am getting passionate with the wife she says 'I see you too' and I can't fathom why

[Medilloni 6]

Was it definitely 'sit' ?

Yeah, you would be, except when she comes out with 'Well, that was a very short story, more like a ditty really and not very satisfactory'.

Cheeky

OK, I'll go for a very short poem so she'll think I'm the romantic type. How about, 'Look, suck, DUCK!'

[pumpdoc 2]

Cheeky

OK, I'll go for a very short poem so she'll think I'm the romantic type. How about, 'Look, suck, DUCK!'

[pabloh20 1]

Cheeky

OK, I'll go for a very short poem so she'll think I'm the romantic type. How about, 'Look, suck, DUCK!'

Though that doesn't work in scouseland as we pronounce 'look' as you would say for loo. So it would have to be look sook dook and it's just not the same!

[Medilloni 6]

Though that doesn't work in scouseland as we pronounce 'look' as you would say for loo. So it would have to be look sook dook and it's just not the same!

Scouser eh? Well it'd sound right there if you had 'Look, sook, puke'

Hmm. How about 'Take orally. Shake well'

Guffaw.

[pabloh20 1]

Scouser eh? Well it'd sound right there if you had 'Look, sook, puke'

Hmm. How about 'Take orally. Shake well'

Guffaw.

Yep, that would be about right !

Edit: And are you trying to say you didn't know I was a scouser?? The dashing good looks, the razor sharp wit and the complete humility didn't give it away?

[Medilloni 6]

Yep, that would be about right !

Edit: And are you trying to say you didn't know I was a scouser?? The dashing good looks, the razor sharp wit and the complete humility didn't give it away?

Didn't think you were Pabloh, I've just looked out of the office window and my car's still there

Must admit though, Liverpool women are the best

[pabloh20 1]

Didn't think you were Pabloh, I've just looked out of the office window and my car's still there

Must admit though, Liverpool women are the best

I am disgusted that you would come out with such a myopic and stereotypical view. Scousers are inventive and resourceful - have you checked your house is still there?

Surprisingly, they didn't say the same about you!

[Medilloni 6]

I am disgusted that you would come out with such a myopic and stereotypical view. Scousers are inventive and resourceful - have you checked your house is still there?

Surprisingly, they didn't say the same about you!

[Rainmaster 7]

You could get 'May contain nuts' tattooed on your testes, I wouldn't recommend it though, whenever woman get 'down there' they just start laughing when they see it, at least I think that's what their laughing at.