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This is a car that is going to make other supercars Tremble!

Godzilla is back! :o

Too bad its uglier than a toothles, one legged hooker named Bruno.

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Too bad its uglier than a toothles, one legged hooker named Bruno.

Hey! How do you know my wife?!

One of my friends has one of these on order. He's seventh in the country to get one. Worst of all, he's a thoroughly decent bloke. Don't worry, i'm gonna kick his c#ck.

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it's not a record and it's only a manufacturer claim.

besides there's no such thing as an official production car Nordschleife record (simply because on a track like this it's kinda impossible to measure comparable times for every car)

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it's not a record and it's only a manufacturer claim.

besides there's no such thing as an official production car Nordschleife record (simply because on a track like this it's kinda impossible to measure comparable times for every car)

Oh, damn you. Let us bask in automotive glory. This is a fine beast of a cage on wheels. Bloody Japs have got it mastered. Basta*ds. Fair play. They work their damndest in the pursuit of excellence in order for us lot to ogle and for a minority to enjoy. The playstation generation are deliciously to blame too. Than God the guy whose c#ck i'm gonna kick is actually an out and out petrol head of the finest tradition who will track day his car to buggery and fascinate me for hours over a bottle of chateau neuf de pap whilst describing the nuances and intricacies of the chassis, turn in, lift off oversteer and traction qualities.

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Too bad its uglier than a toothles, one legged hooker named Bruno.

I don't mind its looks.

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I don't mind its looks.

I guess that explains our difference of opinion on the M1 concept. ;)

I agree that the M1 is more shocking than beautiful (just as 42DDD breasts are more shocking than beautiful) but atleast its not Bruno, the toothless strumpet.

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The GTR is an engineering masterpiece*, as the guy of Top Gear said "is half car half Terminator" but Nissan-san please hire new designers, is awful -at least!

* including the price much cheaper than competitors.

Wake up Porsche, please!

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I guess that explains our difference of opinion on the M1 concept. ;)

I agree that the M1 is more shocking than beautiful (just as 42DDD breasts are more shocking than beautiful) but atleast its not Bruno, the toothless strumpet.

:lol: Its not that I love the GTR, from side it looks very good and distinct, in front though they went the Audi way and Messed it up. They could have made it better if they stuck with Nissan design guidelines.

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It is quite ugly but man can it corner! Does'nt seem to be a fun car though, that's why they have'nt called it a Skyline!

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If it is this car nissan_gt-r-11.jpg I don't find it so ugly... Or do I have weird tastes? :huh:

Its ok, its just another Freaky taste! ;)

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