Senna Vs Irvine - Must Read - Hilarious
#1
Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:11 PM
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Much speculation surrounds Ayrton Senna's encounter with Eddie Irvine after the 1993 Japanese GP. The following is a transcript of that now infamous event ...The scene: Eddie Irvine is sitting alone on a table in the Jordan cabin. Jordan's commercial manager, Rubens Barichello and several other people, mostly Team members, are also present. Suzuka was Irvine's first ever F1 race and everyone is watching a re-run of the Senna-Hill-Irvine incident.
Suddenly the door opens and in walks Ayrton Senna accompanied by Norman Howell, director of communications for McLaren and Giorgio Ascanelli, Senna's engineer.
Senna is looking for Irvine, but either he doesn't see him or he doesn't recognise him. Eddie Irvine raises his hand and Senna walks over to him ...
Irvine : Here!
Senna : What the **** do you think you were doing?
Irvine : I was racing!
Senna : You were racing? Do you know the rule that you're supposed to let the leaders come by when you're a back marker?
Irvine : If you were going fast enough, it was no problem.
Senna : I overtook you! And you went three times off the road in front of me, at the same place, like ****ing idiot, where there was oil. And you were throwing stones and all things in front of me for three laps. When I took you, you realised I was ahead of you. And when I came up behind Hill, because he was on slicks and in difficulties, you should have stayed behind me. You took a very big risk to put me out of the race.
Irvine : Where did I put you in any danger?
Senna : You didn't put me in any danger?
Irvine : Did I touch you? Did I touch you once?
Senna : No, but you were that much from touching me, and I happened to be the ****ing leader. I HAPPENED TO BE THE ****ING LEADER!
Irvine : A miss is as good as a mile.
Senna : I tell you something. If you don't behave properly in the next event, you can just rethink what you do. I can guarantee you that.
Irvine : The stewards said "No problem. Nothing was wrong."
Senna : Yeah? You wait till Australia. You wait till Australia, when the stewards will talk to you. Then you tell me if they tell you this.
Irvine : Hey, I'm out there to do the best for me.
Senna : This is not correct. You want to do well. I understand, because I've been there I understand. But it's very unprofessional. If you are a back marker, because you happen to be lapped ...
Irvine : But I would have followed you if you'd overtaken Hill!
Senna : You should let the leader go by ...
Irvine : I understand that fully!
Senna : ... and not come by and do the things you did. You nearly hit Hill in front of me three times, because I saw, and I could of collected you and him as a result, and that's not the way to do that.
Irvine : But I'm racing! I'm racing! You just happened to ...
Senna : You're not racing! You're driving like a ****ing idiot. You're not a racing driver, you're a ****ing idiot!
Irvine: You talk, you talk. You were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Senna : I was in the wrong place at the wrong time?
Irvine : Yes. I was battling with Hill.
Senna : Really? Really? Just tell me one thing. Who is supposed to have the call? You, or the leader of the race who comes through to lap you?
Irvine : The leader of the race.
Senna : So what have you done?
Irvine : You, you were too slow, and I had to overtake you to try to get at Hill.
Senna : Really? How did I lap you if I was too slow?
Irvine : Rain. Because on slicks you were quicker than me, on wets you weren't.
Senna : Really? Really? How did I come and overtake you on wets?
Irvine : Huh?
Senna : How come I overtook you on wets?
Irvine : I can't remember that. I don't actually remember the race.
Senna : Exactly. Because you are not competent enough to remember. That's how it goes you know.
Irvine : Fair enough. Fair enough. That's what you think.
Senna : You be careful guy.
Irvine : I will. I'll watch out for you.
Senna : You're gonna have problems not with me only, but with lots of other guys, also the FIA.
Irvine : Yeah?
Senna : You bet.
Irvine : Yeah? Good.
Senna : Yeah? It's good to know that.
Irvine : See you out there.
Senna : It's good to know that.
Irvine : See you out there ...
Appearing to turn away Senna then turns back and hits Irvine with his left hand. The blow lands on the right side of Irvine's head. Irvine loses his balance and falls off the table. Senna is still shouting as he is hustled towards the door.
Irvine yells "Insurance claim there!"
Senna (leaving) retorts "You got to learn to respect where you're going wrong!"
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#2
Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:34 PM
#4
Posted 14 February 2007 - 07:38 PM
la force supreme des mclaren, on Feb 14 2007, 02:34 PM, said:
Me too, but thanks Niall for posting it again, I forgot how funny it was. I loved Irv, very much a twat, but I still loved him!
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.
Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.
Rush - Bravest Face
#5
Posted 15 February 2007 - 05:43 AM
#6
Posted 15 February 2007 - 06:40 AM
#7
Posted 15 February 2007 - 06:51 AM
- Kimi Raikkonen on his reasons for leaving Formula 1 for the WRC
#8
Posted 15 February 2007 - 11:11 AM
But I can just picture it. I wanted Irvine to win the argument but Senna really did kill him.
...And then he went and hit him in the face! Haha.
#9
Posted 15 February 2007 - 01:02 PM
Remember it clearly.
#11
Posted 15 February 2007 - 02:25 PM
Wez, on Feb 15 2007, 11:02 PM, said:
Remember it clearly.
Of course. Why have something like the FIA? We can just have all the drivers try to take other out, and the ones left can slug it out at the end of the race? Oh wait, I forgot that is Senna, the rule don't apply to him
- Kimi Raikkonen on his reasons for leaving Formula 1 for the WRC
#13
Posted 15 February 2007 - 08:25 PM
cavallino, on Feb 15 2007, 07:25 AM, said:
Well said, well said.
I wonder who actually came out on top of them two. Senna - A racing legend or Irvine - with is net asset of over 1.5 billion.
#14
Posted 15 February 2007 - 08:40 PM
I thought Irvine drove a blinder there and said "**** you, I have arrived!" to the more experienced drivers.
Go Eddie!
"I have officially addded you to my enemies list, along with Schumacher, Todt, Ecclestone, Bill Gates and that annoying biker frog."
#19
Posted 17 February 2007 - 07:18 AM
"oh, look a wheel is off, now what did it come off? ... I can't ... well lets have a look, there should be a car with only three wheels around somewhere."

Jacky Ickx at La Source during practice for the 1970 Grand Prix of Belgium

The Masters have returned.
"People were being killed left, right and center back then," [Phil Hill] says. "I became hyper-sensitive to the danger, and wasn't sure that I wasn't going to kill myself. As a result, racing brought out the worst in me. Without it, I don't know what kind of person I might have become. But I'm not sure I liked the person I did become, because I was selfish, irritable and defensive."
#21
Posted 22 February 2007 - 05:18 PM
cavallino, on Feb 15 2007, 06:51 AM, said:
lol nah it was worse with bernoldi cos he was actually fighting for position
#22
Posted 22 February 2007 - 07:03 PM
cavallino, on Feb 15 2007, 11:25 AM, said:
#23
Posted 23 February 2007 - 03:42 PM
Shame you dont get that every week!
Quote
"oh, look a wheel is off, now what did it come off? ... I can't ... well lets have a look, there should be a car with only three wheels around somewhere."
Genius.
#24
Posted 23 February 2007 - 09:40 PM
cavallino, on Feb 15 2007, 06:25 AM, said:
Punching competitors has always been an essential part of motorsports. My only complaint is that a hearty and healthy Irishman didn't punch back.

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That's all I'll ever need.
----Robert Kubica
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----Alain Prost
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#25
Posted 23 February 2007 - 09:48 PM
Autumnpuma, on Feb 23 2007, 09:40 PM, said:
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
#26
Posted 24 February 2007 - 09:31 PM
Quiet One, on Feb 23 2007, 01:48 PM, said:

______
Give me a roof over my head, some food to eat and a fast car. That's all I need.
That's all I'll ever need.
----Robert Kubica
"Gilles was the last great driver. The rest of us are just a bunch of good professionals."
----Alain Prost
The only true sports are motor racing and mountain climbing; everything else is just a game.
TF1 Blogs: be afraid, be very, very afraid..........
#27
Posted 24 February 2007 - 11:49 PM
Titanic battle of the massive ego's, classic.


goferrarigo, on Apr 17 2007, 11:15 PM, said:
Autumnpuma, on Apr 19 2007, 03:32 AM, said:
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