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#211 medilloni

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 04:46 PM

knob; the name for the backward action during a bonk.

This is the name for each individual bodily action during the love making process, thus with live commentary it would read;

bonk............knob..bonk..knob...........bonk..knob..bonk..knob..bonk..knob..bonkknobbonkknob..................................bonk.....................knobbonk..knob...........bonk.........knob.....bonk....knob..bonk..knob..bonk..knob..bonkknobbonkknobbonkknobbonkknobbonkknobbonkknobbonkknobbonkknobbonkknobbonkknob...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..bonk.........knob....that were good. Got any tissues?


EDIT: ytpo  :P

EDIT: Should have used a condom, it spilled over 't page

Edited by medilloni, 03 December 2010 - 04:50 PM.

"Avoiding problems you need to face, is avoiding the life you need to live."

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#212 LabradoRacer

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 07:04 PM

Astigmatism Spumante = Blurred vision caused by too much of wine consumption.

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Posted 10 December 2010 - 02:44 AM

Sisquatch = A sister whose looks ensure that you never think of incest.

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 06:11 PM

Ghilliebilly = A camouflaged rustic.

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 01:57 PM

Ad Eminem = The act of attacking someone personally via a rap song.

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 03:32 PM

View PostLabradoRacer, on 18 December 2010 - 01:57 PM, said:

Ad Eminem = The act of attacking someone personally via a rap song.

Love it.
Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 06:07 PM

Bugly - butt ugly
Tweenis - a very small penis
In the sweetest child, there's a vicious streak.
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.

Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.

Rush - Bravest Face

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 06:01 PM

Assswipe = An unkind dig at somebody's butt.

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 04:45 PM

Full Monty Python  = A  funny man who's also naked & well-hung.

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 04:45 PM

Full Monty Python  = A  funny man who's also naked & well-hung.

#221 LabradoRacer

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Posted 09 April 2011 - 04:03 PM

Bonga Bunga = Marijuana-propelled sex party.

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 08:41 PM

View PostLabradoRacer, on 09 April 2011 - 04:03 PM, said:

Bonga Bunga = Marijuana-propelled sex party.

:lol: That's awesome!
In the sweetest child, there's a vicious streak.
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.

Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.

Rush - Bravest Face

#223 LabradoRacer

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Posted 16 July 2011 - 04:33 AM

Dissorient: To insult an east Asian person.

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:50 AM

Old Buttonians - drivers who constantly moan about the balance of their cars.
Listening to: Steve Earle/The Low Highway, Band From Rockall/Band From Rockall, Ducks Deluxe/Rockin' At The Moon

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:51 AM

View PostLabradoRacer, on 16 July 2011 - 04:33 AM, said:

Dissorient: To insult an east Asian person.
That was funnyPosted Image
Listening to: Steve Earle/The Low Highway, Band From Rockall/Band From Rockall, Ducks Deluxe/Rockin' At The Moon

“Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain”

#226 LabradoRacer

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 10:49 AM

Minaj a trois = A threesome romp that includes Nicki Minaj.

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Posted 26 July 2011 - 06:18 PM

Klu Klutz Klan = A group of retarded white supremacists.

Clue Klutz Klan = A group of shoddy detectives.


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Posted 31 October 2011 - 05:33 PM

Old wine in new bottle:

Dishwasher = A machine that washes beautiful people.


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Posted 31 October 2011 - 06:15 PM

i found this word on other forums: "petroved" , it means something like being hit during the race when you least expect it. schumi was "petroved " few times, of course by petrov, this season,and  maybe  massa by hamilton, and so on.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 04:03 PM

Mulligantawny soup = A soup which is made correctly on the second attempt.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:47 PM

Wind up Merchant - Seller of clockwork toys
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Music connects people through the unspoken appreciation of something that sounds right. Something that taps into the deepest corners of your soul, making you feel alive. When someone else gets it too and you know they do, it feels beautiful.

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 10:16 AM

Old wine in new bottle:

Broadband = Girls Aloud, Spice Girls, Pussycat Dolls and others of their ilk.


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Posted 14 January 2012 - 09:36 AM

different thread very intersting
here is my word clockluck-easy to get away
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Posted 29 January 2012 - 04:39 PM

Twitface - a facebook and twitter user (borrowed from Craig)
In the sweetest child, there's a vicious streak.
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.

Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.

Rush - Bravest Face

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 04:19 PM

Spaedo = Swimwear for paedophiles.


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Posted 28 March 2012 - 05:48 PM

Mehjong = A lame board game.


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