pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Quick, quick! One of you get the Calpol, I'll grab the cod liver oil. I thought 'cough cough' needed the 'grab the bollocks' cure ?? Or is it the other way round Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 This thread reminds me of a silly video I saw recently on youporn. So this guy's about to show his family jewels to the woman he's chatting online. The woman brings her shirt down halfway down to her cleavage. Seeing this on the webcam, our hero does the full monty. Immediately , the woman removes her shirt. It's not a woman, but a teenage boy playing a prank. He & his 2 pals are hysterical. I'll get that little git yet!!!!!! Errrmmm..................I mean.................... hilarious. How could anyone be stupid enough to fall for that...................twice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Cough, cough.... I don't feel very well - quick, female members of this forum, administer the cure I don't think any of the gals on TF1 are willing to cure you. However, some good guys can wear bras & stuff tennis balls inside it. Y'see, placebo works as good as the real McCoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 I'll get that little git yet!!!!!! Errrmmm..................I mean.................... hilarious. How could anyone be stupid enough to fall for that...................twice When you meet me on msn, please don't switch on your webcam. I don't like to play pranks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fernando 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 as a doctor,I fully support this theory and i will hand each one of you a prescription Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 When you meet me on msn, please don't switch on your webcam. I don't like to play pranks. That's ok, I understand Jay. We'll just get straight down to it, no pranks or nothing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 That's ok, I understand Jay. We'll just get straight down to it, no pranks or nothing This reminds me of some porn I was reading the other day. It was by Shakespeare and he uses "nothing" as a euphemism for women's genitalia, which is strangely apt because between you and Jay, I guess there would be no nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 This reminds me of some porn I was reading the other day. It was by Shakespeare and he uses "nothing" as a euphemism for women's genitalia, which is strangely apt because between you and Jay, I guess there would be no nothing. One thing I can say about Jay is that he ain't got no nothing down there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Well, all I know about Jay is that he ain't got much up there either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Well, all I know about Jay is that he ain't got much up there either. Yeah, well true.......................but I am not shagging him for his brains Anyway, I'd like to do Carol Vorderman and I can't decide if it's just because she does it for me, or because in the middle of a tsunami doggy style I'd shout out 'what's the square root of 82346' and see if she gets it right. Oh and before you ask, it has to be doggy style otherwise I'd have nowhere to balance me calculator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 I don't think any of the gals on TF1 are willing to cure you. Now don't dissuade them I am a sick man <cough, cough> However, some good guys can wear bras & stuff tennis balls inside it. Y'see, placebo works as good as the real McCoy. Yea, Andres tried telling me that too but when he sent the photos through Man it was not a pretty sight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Oh and before you ask, it has to be doggy style otherwise I'd have nowhere to balance me calculator. You've obviously never tried the "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" position then (read the NOTW, Max knows all about that one.... ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 You've obviously never tried the "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" position then (read the NOTW, Max knows all about that one.... ) I did..............................but the calculator didn't work afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 That's ok, I understand Jay. We'll just get straight down to it, no pranks or nothing This reminds me of some porn I was reading the other day. It was by Shakespeare and he uses "nothing" as a euphemism for women's genitalia, which is strangely apt because between you and Jay, I guess there would be no nothing. One thing I can say about Jay is that he ain't got no nothing down there Well, all I know about Jay is that he ain't got much up there either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Yea, Andres tried telling me that too but when he sent the photos through Man it was not a pretty sight Well, that wasn't a boob you saw in the photo. It was Andres's head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Anyway, I'd like to do Carol Vorderman and I can't decide if it's just because she does it for me, or because in the middle of a tsunami doggy style I'd shout out 'what's the square root of 82346' and see if she gets it right. Oh and before you ask, it has to be doggy style otherwise I'd have nowhere to balance me calculator. Well, the calculator thing reminds me of this joke : How do you teach maths to a babe? You add her to the bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs & start multiplying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elgo 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 This thread reminds me of a silly video I saw recently on youporn. So this guy's about to show his family jewels to the woman he's chatting online. The woman brings her shirt down halfway down to her cleavage. Seeing this on the webcam, our hero does the full monty. Immediately , the woman removes her shirt. It's not a woman, but a teenage boy playing a prank. He & his 2 pals are hysterical. A friend sent me that video by email! Now don't dissuade them I am a sick man <cough, cough> Ok,I've tried to stay away from this topic but I can't let you suffer like this.There you go: link Omg,I've cheated a poor ill guy.Shame on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Ok,I've tried to stay away from this topic but I can't let you suffer like this.There you go:link Omg,I've cheated a poor ill guy.Shame on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Well, the calculator thing reminds me of this joke : How do you teach maths to a babe? You add her to the bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs & start multiplying. A friend sent me that video by email! What do you reckon he/she was trying to tell you ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elgo 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 What do you reckon he/she was trying to tell you ?? Yeah,I hadn't thought of that! OMG!She fooled me,too!Her breasts are false! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AleHop 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 I did..............................but the calculator didn't work afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Ok,I've tried to stay away from this topic but I can't let you suffer like this.There you go:link Wait, Elgo, there's a problem with that link. Try reposting whatever it was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 22, 2008 Yeah,I hadn't thought of that! OMG!She fooled me,too!Her breasts are false! Wait, Elgo, there's a problem with that link. Try reposting whatever it was. There's no point, it's a child proof link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Wait, Elgo, there's a problem with that link. Try reposting whatever it was. Ah Muzza, you couldn't see it? Here it is again: link If it doesn't work it means you are either of sub-normal intelligence or your antivirus package is filtering the page because there are too many flesh tones on there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
