Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Joking apart, for my sins I studied at Stockholm Uni some years ago. For a giggle, some of the women got together to see how long they could, er, well, play down there, with each other - before a moaning moment came on, then they published a paper on it for a laugh. They were a popular bunch, how I miss them......... Of course, they wouldn't last 1min if it were me playing with them down there. Of course, I wouldn't last 1min if it were them playing with me down there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Yeah, they do seem to like my magnificent post posts, it has to be said! I casually slip into the convo that my witty repartee is coming to them via the country's most powerful supercomputer and they get all hot and bothered. Sooooo, basically you're saying you pray on talk to geeks because they're easy easily impressed??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Of course, they wouldn't last 1min if it were me playing with them down there. Of course, I wouldn't last 1min if it were them playing with me down there. Are you talking about your feet......................again???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Sooooo, basically you're saying you pray on talk to geeks because they're easy easily impressed??? Nooooo. Geeks are tooooo impressed with my hardware. I need more of a challenge so I pray on prepubescents - what's the internet for, I ask you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Are you talking about your feet......................again???? Yeah, the end of my third leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Nooooo. Geeks are tooooo impressed with my hardware. I need more of a challenge so I pray on prepubescents - what's the internet for, I ask you! I guess the internet is for finding people with the same mental age as yourself. Well done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Yeah, the end of my third leg. I think you'll find they called it an off-stump, not a 3rd leg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 They published a paper on it ??? A paper, not a video??? How bollicking inconsiderate can you get?? That's what we thought paul. I believe all English students should be made to study in Sweden or Finland, they'd thank me for it in the end If you make the trip, the chat up line is, 'Yaha en sexalog fra Gran Britania' (my Swede/Brit) - they'll queue up for you Nooooo. Geeks are tooooo impressed with my hardware. I need more of a challenge so I pray on prepubescents - what's the internet for, I ask you! Now you're scaring me Murray, I'm starting to believe you're serious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 It's all consensual! And I've taken your advice about learning Swedish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 That's what we thought paul. I believe all English students should be made to study in Sweden or Finland, they'd thank me for it in the end If you make the trip, the chat up line is, 'Yaha en sexalog fra Gran Britania' (my Swede/Brit) - they'll queue up for you Queue up for me, or queue up to give me a severe beating?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Queue up for me, or queue up to give me a severe beating?? Max? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 Joking apart, for my sins I studied at Stockholm Uni some years ago. For a giggle, some of the women got together to see how long they could, er, well, play down there, with each other - before a moaning moment came on, then they published a paper on it for a laugh. They were a popular bunch, how I miss them......... Damn I go to all the wrong parties.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AleHop 0 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 There is actually a website that awards prize to the most ridiculous research http://improbable.com/ig/winners My favourite is the 2004 entry about Herrings communicating by farting. New Scientist covers it here: http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4343 sadly, the sound link no longer works I thought they were communicating through the smell, not through the sound. Oddly enough, though, I always had a sore wrist. Go figure I told you not to type so hard on the keyboard while staring at their boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 I told you not to type so hard on the keyboard while staring at their boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 AVIATION: Patricia V. Agostino, Santiago A. Plano and Diego A. Golombek of Universidad Nacional de Quilmes, Argentina, for their discovery that Viagra aids jetlag recovery in hamsters.REFERENCE: "Sildenafil Accelerates Reentrainment of Circadian Rhythms After Advancing Light Schedules," Patricia V. Agostino, Santiago A. Plano and Diego A. Golombek, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, vol. 104, no. 23, June 5 2007, pp. 9834-9. WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Diego A. Golombek I am so proud of being Argentinian now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kati 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2008 It's all consensual! And I've taken your advice about learning Swedish. If you learn swedish, you may not be able to use the 'consensual' excuse further Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 18, 2008 Come on... you know all my young girlfriends speak German not Swedish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kati 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2008 that's why you learning swedish and not german. good answer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted July 19, 2008 Phew! I'm relieved! Finally, I can drop the pretence of decency & lech unabashedly. If accused of sexual harassment, I can simply defend myself by saying it's a do-or-die matter for me. Say, can I sue flat-chested women for ruining my health? If a woman's got silicon boobies, can I sue her for giving me fake/spurious medicines? Conversely, do I have to thank well endowed women *in an appropriate manner*? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted July 19, 2008 It's completely true. I used to work in an office where the men were outnumbered 10-1 by the women. It was bliss. I used to go in even when I was sick it was that much fun. And I got paid too Oddly enough, though, I always had a sore wrist. Go figure Aha, Paulie, you suffered from RSI (Repetitive Shagging Injury). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Aha, Paulie, you suffered from RSI (Repetitive Shagging Injury). Well, I hate to brag, but that was the rumour. Ok, it was the rumour that I started, but that's not the point Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Cough, cough.... I don't feel very well - quick, female members of this forum, administer the cure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Quick, quick! One of you get the Calpol, I'll grab the cod liver oil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 This thread reminds me of a silly video I saw recently on youporn. So this guy's about to show his family jewels to the woman he's chatting online. The woman brings her shirt down halfway down to her cleavage. Seeing this on the webcam, our hero does the full monty. Immediately , the woman removes her shirt. It's not a woman, but a teenage boy playing a prank. He & his 2 pals are hysterical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
