The Tf1 Movie

[Kopite Girl 0]

Setting: Spoof of the Matrix/Star Wars and anything else I can fit in.

Characters, us from TF1 just randomly being thrown into a story. Because I can.

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A LONG LONG TIME AGO IN A FORUM ON THE INTERWEBS (well, not that long ago actually)

The foruming world is being threatened by a large threat. I'm not quite sure what it is yet, but who are you to question me. I am the writer you fool. In this universe, I am God and I can MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.

Andres; - She's still chatting Sh#t again.

Cue to Andres, looking up at the sky for no apparent reason, talking to the writer.

Writer; - Have some of this. *Gives him some hair. Really disgusting grey hair*

Enter Dribbler. "I don't give a tupenny f*ck if this is the matrix or f*cking star wars. I am Steve the Slayer. (Not Bill the Butcher). I will f*cking slay you. Because I'm hard. And half c#ckney. Got f*cking it? I'm a rebel, baby.

Chris: I'm still a woman. But if I put that black leather catsuit on will I look as good as Trinity?

Graham: Steve. Don't take off your shirt. It makes me feel inferior.

Steve: I told you. I'm f*cking hard. OK.

Jay: Where are all the women in this. Come on.

Elgo: *clips on chastity belt*

Kati: *peeks around, looking lovely* Where is Piotr?

Piotr: BOO!

Kati: Slap.

Jay: WOMEN! HI CAN I HUMP YOUR LEG!?

Steph: Dude, I don't think your meant to hump legs. But ask Steve the Slayer. He's hard. He'll f*cking slay you.

Steve: WHAT? *caveman rumble* Yeah, mate. I'm hard. F*cking hard!

Chris: Helloooo. I'm Mrs Doubtfire! (I am actually p**sing my sides laughing at that myself)

All: ................

Mike: OK. That must mean that I am Morpheus. Even though I am white and I wear cowboy boots. What is the Matrix, Neo?

Eric: I am Neo. Ah f*ck!

Cav: I'm the oracle, cause I'm the Prophet.

Meds: You can go stuff your movie. I'm still Stigs Dad.

Paul: BOLLOCKS!

That concludes chapter one cause I really can't think straight after that Mrs Doubtfire comment. Goodnight all, and I don't care if I look a fool. You fools!

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

nice one Steph lol

But... Mrs Doubtfire???? You could have made me Indiana Jones, C3PO, hell even Jabba the Hut and you made me Mrs Bloody Doubtfire lol

Oh well at least he was a bloke underneath... there's some progress lol

[Autumnpuma 0]

Gold.

[LabradoRacer 2]

Bloody hilarious, Steph!

[elgo 1]

I can picture Jez in the background playing drum strokes after every joke

[aussief1 4]

Bravo!!!!

[dribbler 6]

Epic. I'm so hard right now.

[Kopite Girl 0]

Is it sad that I'm p**sing my sides at this, my own joke?

I think we should take it in turns. I tag David to continue the next chapter!

[Jem of the Shire 0]

omg you must've been really bored! Looking forward to the next chapter tho!

[mikathegreat2 2]

Start of Chapter 2:

Enter maure

end of chapter.