Tf1 Race Reports

[cavallino 2]

Okie

Means I'll actually have to watch this one

[cavallino 2]

I'm sorry I didn't end up watching and don't think I'll be able to do this one. Real life has intervened and things are afoot

[Argento Reloaded 1]

Hey you guys show some respect to the old people! I`m screwed up but...I´ll be up to the task with a historic report of the best track of the season: my beloved SPA!!!!!!!!!

Edit: I never realise my task was for Hungary, so I´ll do it for SPA if consider it fine.

[Kopite Girl 0]

Mike, if you don't mind - how about for this race only, you and I collaborate?

[Autumnpuma 0]

I'm sorry I didn't end up watching and don't think I'll be able to do this one. Real life has intervened and things are afoot

No worries, there will be other race to do this year.

Hey you guys show some respect to the old people! I`m screwed up but...I´ll be up to the task with a historic report of the best track of the season: my beloved SPA!!!!!!!!!

Edit: I never realise my task was for Hungary, so I´ll do it for SPA if consider it fine.

Actually, you were Hockenheim, not Hungary (Andres filled in for ya).

Mike, if you don't mind - how about for this race only, you and I collaborate?

It's confirmed. You're awesome (you're listening to Jackson Browne).

So we're left without a nomination for Spa. Hm. I like the collaboration idea but it doesn't seem fair to grab for myself a slice of the beloved Spa (besides, we'd just fill it up with Jim Clark references ).

Hm.

In fairness it should go to one of the two that haven't been picked yet (Nivola or Grabmaw the Frammerslaber). Since Nivola is mia at the moment, I would think Grabmom du Hemberslobber should do Spa.

I'll let Chris decide. If he wants Spa then it's all his. If not then Steph and I will figure out how to collaborate the report.

Oh, and when we run out of people I'll wipe the slate clean and everyone is in the pot for another report.

[Quiet One 15]

No worries, there will be other race to do this year.

Actually, you were Hockenheim, not Hungary (Andres filled in for ya).

It's confirmed. You're awesome (you're listening to Jackson Browne).

So we're left without a nomination for Spa. Hm. I like the collaboration idea but it doesn't seem fair to grab for myself a slice of the beloved Spa (besides, we'd just fill it up with Jim Clark references ).

Hm.

In fairness it should go to one of the two that haven't been picked yet (Nivola or Grabmaw the Frammerslaber). Since Nivola is mia at the moment, I would think Grabmom du Hemberslobber should do Spa.

I'll let Chris decide. If he wants Spa then it's all his. If not then Steph and I will figure out how to collaborate the report.

Oh, and when we run out of people I'll wipe the slate clean and everyone is in the pot for another report.

Hey! I already did my second round (albeit unintentionally as my post wasn't intended as an actual replacement of the official report)

I demand extra pay! Barber's expenses have skyrocketed.

[dribbler 6]

Since Nivola is mia at the moment, I would think Grabmom du Hemberslobber should do Spa.

Chris may be lurking, but he stepped down as an active member of this forum some months ago, thank God. (Just in case he is reading. Would hate him to think he's missed.)

[Quiet One 15]

Chris may be lurking, but he stepped down as an active member of this forum some months ago, thank God. (Just in case he is reading. Would hate him to think he's missed.)

Yes. Actually, it's the other way around. Nivola is still very much active (as much as a guy his age can be, at least, being close to fossil state) under the incognito name of The Professor.

[dribbler 6]

Yes. Actually, it's the other way around. Nivola is still very much active (as much as a guy his age can be, at least, being close to fossil state) under the incognito name of The Professor.

I was referring to Chris/ Grabthaw/ Meanioni. I thought The Prof' was George? Or am I going mad?

Who are you again?

[Quiet One 15]

I was referring to Chris/ Grabthaw/ Meanioni. I thought The Prof' was George? Or am I going mad?

Who are you again?

Sorry, my reply was for Mike. Aren't you him? And yes, George is The Professor, formerly known as Nivola, formerly known as Prince, formerly unknown, formerly known as Tallulah Bankhead, formerly known as a tasty, but strongly scented variant of parmigian cheese, formerly known as Eric.

BTW I am Condoleezza Rice, nice to meet you.

Hope this helped.

[Rainmaster 7]

Very funny guys and yes, I'm George aka Nivola aka Rainmaster etc. I don't mind doing Spa or not doing it if someone else wants to (I think Argento wants it?), I'll let whoever decide! I'm easy, as Andres and Eric know so very well.

[dribbler 6]

Hope this helped.

Like an engine made of cheese. Thanks.

[Autumnpuma 0]

Confusion. I love it.

Ok, then if Nivoprofessmeister doesn't mind, I'd like to have a go at a collaborative report with Steph (by collaborative I mean that she writes it and I take credit for her brilliance).

[Kopite Girl 0]

I often ask Chris would he come back. He says no, but I think he means less. Will text him and ask him.

Plus, its him and his wife's 19th anniversary today! So nice one Meaney. You're still a crossdressing old fart though.

[Kopite Girl 0]

No worries, there will be other race to do this year.

Actually, you were Hockenheim, not Hungary (Andres filled in for ya).

It's confirmed. You're awesome (you're listening to Jackson Browne).

So we're left without a nomination for Spa. Hm. I like the collaboration idea but it doesn't seem fair to grab for myself a slice of the beloved Spa (besides, we'd just fill it up with Jim Clark references ).

Hm.

In fairness it should go to one of the two that haven't been picked yet (Nivola or Grabmaw the Frammerslaber). Since Nivola is mia at the moment, I would think Grabmom du Hemberslobber should do Spa.

I'll let Chris decide. If he wants Spa then it's all his. If not then Steph and I will figure out how to collaborate the report.

Oh, and when we run out of people I'll wipe the slate clean and everyone is in the pot for another report.

Yes, I am awesome. Thank you for recognising this.

[Kopite Girl 0]

Spoke to Chris. He said no. He hates you all.

Actually he never. He said no, but he'll write me an email that's a non-F1 report, as he hasn't watched a race since he left. He can't get back into F1.

Sad to say he's not coming back.

He's finally opened that transvestite sex dungeon, complete with Mrs Doubtfire costumes, and new to the range is Tootsie, which may suit Mike and Steve actually.

So there. When I get his mail, I'll post it up. Thanks.

[Autumnpuma 0]

He's finally opened that transvestite sex dungeon, complete with Mrs Doubtfire costumes, and new to the range is Tootsie, which may suit Mike and Steve actually.

Tootsie. Polyester and red lipstick. Yummy.

[Autumnpuma 0]

I have a problem here. It's been rightly pointed out to me that I've been a bit of an hypocrite concerning these reports. My hypocrisy was unintentional, but that hardly matters. Ok, so the issue is this: A member asked me before his report if he could do a dual report with someone else (both doing the different reports on the same race) I responded that the sparse rules I had set up specified one person one race. Ok. Life is filled with rules and even a fun endeavor like these reports needs some sort of a fair structure. We're all fine with that concept.

I'm not sure how to correct this bit of mess, but I assure you that I was trying to be fair and simply failed at it. I'm sorry for that. This is the primary reason I don't seek employment as an art director any more. My attention span and managerial skills aren't what they used to be! Anyway, I'll talk this over with Steph, but for now I want to do a few things:

I'm not going to do the collaboration. It just isn't fair or consistent with what I told the other forum member about 'one person one race'.

I'm going to put Argento and Cav back in the mix. I initially marked them as 'done' because they were given a chance for a report. This seemed fair, but now I'm thinking it's not. Besides, I really want to read reports from both of them!

As I had already given Spa to Steph and me, and I wont be doing my part of it, I suppose Steph has Spa. If she chooses to bow out of Spa, I'll give it to Argento.

So, I'm throwing this open for discussion. What should I do? Are my solutions ok? I'm totally open to suggestions.

[freaky2 1]

Hmm, I think that we should get done with the whole list before we start anew. I for one would love to read Argento's report on Spa, or Cav's. If none of them are available, we should consult with George (The Professor), following the list, and if he has no objections it could be given to Steph. My point of view only.

[Argento Reloaded 1]

I have no problem to do an Spa report. But not my choice, sine I failed with Hockenheim...

Steph, Cav or Me? please vote!

[Kopite Girl 0]

I have no problem to do an Spa report. But not my choice, sine I failed with Hockenheim...

Steph, Cav or Me? please vote!

Your good self, dear Argento. I'm cool with that. Besides, I'd really like to see Argento's Awards!

[Rainmaster 7]

Looking forward to your report Argento!

[Autumnpuma 0]

Thanks everyone for helping me out of a tough spot! Ok, so is Argento the one for Spa? Should be fun!

[Argento Reloaded 1]

I´ll make my best to honour my duty!!! By the way can I make a chapter regarding the "pit babes"?

[Autumnpuma 0]

I´ll make my best to honour my duty!!! By the way can I make a chapter regarding the "pit babes"?

You can do whatever you want, it's your report.