Quiet One 15 Report post Posted March 2, 2010 Because in a world with no social classes, ANYBODY can be at the pinnacle of motorsoports, kammerad. Source Probably the manufacturer least likely to be associated with Formula One, Russian car maker Lada has announced it will be sponsoring the Renault F1 team for 2010. The announcement, made by Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin, is linked to the signing of Vitaly Petrov as the country's first F1 driver. Putin said Renault's signing of Petrov is a "great symbol of cooperation" between the French marque and Russia. "We will sponsor this activity [the F1 team] as a first step, and do not rule out later increasing our financial participation in the project," the prime minister told news agency EFE. In 2008, Renault bought a 25% stake in Lada's parent company Avtovaz for US$1 billion, and it is reported that Renault's chief executive Carlos Ghosn may now look to increase its involvement. Although the car will carry Lada branding for 2010, there are no plans to change the team name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BettyBoop 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2010 Because in a world with no social classes, ANYBODY can be at the pinnacle of motorsoports, kammerad. Source Please, not to be taking urine from Lada, they are good reliable car. Roads are so bad in my country we need car as strong as Lada to take bug bumps. Bumps so bad I wear sport bra to keep my breasts in their places, and all that rubbing make my high beams stay on all time. I could blind someone with them. Nice American man on this forum, Bruce, he tells me you say high beams yes? bad thing for me is Lada F1 will bring many Russian woment to see sport of f1 driving, they will be looking for nice western man like i am doing. They will do terrible things to get western man to marry, you should be very careful and only bed her after at least 1 hour, but not straight away. I have warned you. I had nice western man from this forum last year, but Chris was too interested in his favourite sport. c#ck fighting. i not mind two c#cks fighting, but Chris and Graham, when they bring their c#cks round to my house, they make such mess i spend all day on my knees trying to get it off. Would like to find new man that does not like his c#ck to fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted March 2, 2010 Yay, Betty is back Very good, very good. Laughed a lot in my near-death man-flu state. What Betty fails to mention is that she also brought a c#ck along - I've always wondered about her, you know. Think it is the hairy legs that was the giveaway. I dunno, this forum is just *full* of cross-dressers <rolls eyes> Back to F1... Now if you look very carefully at the Lada-Renault you will note that it has its exhausts exiting near the wing area. This is to keep the drivers hands warm when they have to push it (did you see what I did there, I tweaked a *very* old joke) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaky2 1 Report post Posted March 2, 2010 Good joke, but I tell you I've had to push my dad's new VW more times than my grandpa's old Lada. Hum. XD (You know, not much about comfort, but that car will surely keep running until we exhaust petrol reserves altogether XD). Anyway, Renault beware of Lada, or who knows about 2011... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ecapdeville 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2010 but they wont be called Lada F1 right???? Its RENAULT, RENAULT. Lada is just a sponsor. Dont mess with Renault, people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2010 I dunno, this forum is just *full* of cross-dressers <rolls eyes> Full of people who Sh#t at high speed too. I don't know! Tut. Whats more worrying? Betty has a c#ck or Chris is genuinely excited to see her. It. Thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted March 2, 2010 That'll be like calling Lotus F1 Proton F1! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted March 2, 2010 Please, not to be taking urine from Lada, they are good reliable car. Roads are so bad in my country we need car as strong as Lada to take bug bumps. Bumps so bad I wear sport bra to keep my breasts in their places, and all that rubbing make my high beams stay on all time. I could blind someone with them. Nice American man on this forum, Bruce, he tells me you say high beams yes? bad thing for me is Lada F1 will bring many Russian woment to see sport of f1 driving, they will be looking for nice western man like i am doing. They will do terrible things to get western man to marry, you should be very careful and only bed her after at least 1 hour, but not straight away. I have warned you. I had nice western man from this forum last year, but Chris was too interested in his favourite sport. c#ck fighting. i not mind two c#cks fighting, but Chris and Graham, when they bring their c#cks round to my house, they make such mess i spend all day on my knees trying to get it off. Would like to find new man that does not like his c#ck to fight. ****ing brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHS 1 Report post Posted March 3, 2010 Wow. Lada are going up in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BettyBoop 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2010 Wow. Lada are going up in the world. Lada is good car. They in takls with many western companies for co-operation and joint venture. My friend Ulva is working with Lada which is make of Avto VAZ. She talks with Volvo for takeover. this is why for joke we call her Vulva, which is where her name and Volvo's name meets to make joke. You like Vulva? I tell her if you do, she likes western men. In Russia Lada was known as Zhiguli. Italian people not like this name because sounds like 'ze goolie'. Not good marketing message. But I like ze goolie if you need to know. My friends run russian tour car team, Russian Bears Motrorsport. James Thompson score our first point in 2009 World Touring Car Championship. Me and my friends all celebrate and drink at Imola. A good english gentleman, James asks Vulva to celebrate with him. He has hair on face which tickles Vulva. You have wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BettyBoop 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2010 I tell you Lada will be good with Renault. See here. Mr Ghosn is very good to learn how Russian man work together with Mr Putin: See how Mr Ghosn shows he has smaller penis than Mr Putin? This is very polite so Mr Putin not threatened. Mr Putin show appreciation by rubbing his manhood. This is good business dealing and they will as the Americans say "go firm on this". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted March 3, 2010 Lada is good car. Ah you strike me as being someone who likes the drink Advocaat. You know, the leading brand is Bols. Definitely I think you are into Bols. So, what is your favourite driver? I seem to remember you saying you like Michael Schumacher. This is understandable as you obviously like anything connected with Willi... I mean Weber is a good manager, so this is understandable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
percy 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2010 Please, not to be taking urine from Lada, they are good reliable car. Roads are so bad in my country we need car as strong as Lada to take bug bumps. Bumps so bad I wear sport bra to keep my breasts in their places, and all that rubbing make my high beams stay on all time. I could blind someone with them. Nice American man on this forum, Bruce, he tells me you say high beams yes? bad thing for me is Lada F1 will bring many Russian woment to see sport of f1 driving, they will be looking for nice western man like i am doing. They will do terrible things to get western man to marry, you should be very careful and only bed her after at least 1 hour, but not straight away. I have warned you. I had nice western man from this forum last year, but Chris was too interested in his favourite sport. c#ck fighting. i not mind two c#cks fighting, but Chris and Graham, when they bring their c#cks round to my house, they make such mess i spend all day on my knees trying to get it off. Would like to find new man that does not like his c#ck to fight. Nice to see some great humor amongst F1 fans. Ya we noe have a F1 underclass. Proton v Lada lol. At least the Lada is a hardy car where unlike Proton the door handles don't fall off!! I welcome all Russian lady fans ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ecapdeville 0 Report post Posted March 4, 2010 Nice to see some great humor amongst F1 fans. Ya we noe have a F1 underclass. Proton v Lada lol. At least the Lada is a hardy car where unlike Proton the door handles don't fall off!! I welcome all Russian lady fans ! Welcome percy... welcome to the best sex f1 forum in the world! Have a nice time here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Persevere 0 Report post Posted March 4, 2010 Wonderful thread, Andres, even if you were one-upped by Betty Boopalove. (Her English is refreshingly free of formality, don't you think?) This addendum of sorts: http://www.google.co...ROlBiAD9E5URJ02 We'll give you money to stick our name on your racing car but you need to get rid of our rusting clunkers. Our land fills are full and Siberia said, Nyet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted March 5, 2010 Wonderful thread, Andres, even if you were one-upped by Betty Boopalove. (Her English is refreshingly free of formality, don't you think?) This addendum of sorts: http://www.google.co...ROlBiAD9E5URJ02 We'll give you money to stick our name on your racing car but you need to get rid of our rusting clunkers. Our land fills are full and Siberia said, Nyet! Betty was fun...she still sticks around... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
