Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 Ok, back in '03 my mom worked for H.P. and her name came up for F1 tix, she gave them to me and I chose the European Gp and made a vacation out of it so my wife could go back to her homeland etc.Got to see much of Germany and as a bonus got to drive a 500+ hp AMG Hammer on the Autoban plus got to go round the old Nurburgring race course and got to visit Schumi's home of Kerper and visit the kart track that he used to rule. Now for what you want to know, My wife who was 46 at the time layed out some big $'s for an evening gown for the H.P. Williams Sponsor dinner and meet and greet, JPM's wife was talking to some Bavarian beautys and said something catty about my wifes backless and plunging neckline dress to the effect that it was very revealing and thought my wife showed a little to much(jealous maybe?) and they were talking in German not knowing my wife was fluent(I'm not at all), thinking that they were talking with impunaty my wife shot back in perfect German that she understood what they were saying and told them to eat $hit Good for her! Although I'm surprised that Connie Montoya knows fluent German!!! By the way, extreeeeeme jealousy from me about you seeing the old nordschleife and driving the AMG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 Good for her! Although I'm surprised that Connie Montoya knows fluent German!!!By the way, extreeeeeme jealousy from me about you seeing the old nordschleife and driving the AMG I should clear this up, Connie was speaking english as were the beautys, it was after my wife got close enough to hear clearly that the beautys switched to German and got real catty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 I should clear this up, Connie was speaking english as were the beautys, it was after my wife got close enough to hear clearly that the beautys switched to German and got real catty well that will teach them, bloody germans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennye 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2006 Pump, Unless you undid the button on your pants and loosened your belt at the restaurant, your not a pig... Unless you turned sideways, lifted your leg and let it rip in her direction, or asked her to pull your finger at home, your not a pig. Don't think I could eat all that and still squeeze in two giant 'glasses' of beer and most definitely not gone for the ice cream unless there was a trip to the library between shows. Not anymore and it was while we were dating 30 years ago, now she has race sex with me when I get up at 4:30am to watch F1 She says its to remind me who's important You lucky dog, maybe all of us should get together to petition the FIA for a longer season to help Bruce cross that finish line more.... Hey Bruce, ever tape the races and get up on the off weeks to get over on your honey .... Kenny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted September 25, 2006 Pump,Unless you undid the button on your pants and loosened your belt at the restaurant, your not a pig... I did loosen a button Unless you turned sideways, lifted your leg and let it rip in her direction, or asked her to pull your finger at home, your not a pig. I most definatly lifted a cheek and did let-er rip in her direction Don't think I could eat all that and still squeeze in two giant 'glasses' of beer and most definitely not gone for the ice cream unless there was a trip to the library between shows. I spent long enough time in the reading room to read the sports section You lucky dog, maybe all of us should get together to petition the FIA for a longer season to help Bruce cross that finish line more.... Hey Bruce, ever tape the races and get up on the off weeks to get over on your honey .... She's to smart to fall for that one Kenny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted September 27, 2006 Ok, back in '03 my mom worked for H.P. and her name came up for F1 tix, she gave them to me and I chose the European Gp and made a vacation out of it so my wife could go back to her homeland etc.Got to see much of Germany and as a bonus got to drive a 500+ hp AMG Hammer on the Autoban plus got to go round the old Nurburgring race course and got to visit Schumi's home of Kerper and visit the kart track that he used to rule. Now for what you want to know, My wife who was 46 at the time layed out some big $'s for an evening gown for the H.P. Williams Sponsor dinner and meet and greet, JPM's wife was talking to some Bavarian beautys and said something catty about my wifes backless and plunging neckline dress to the effect that it was very revealing and thought my wife showed a little to much(jealous maybe?) and they were talking in German not knowing my wife was fluent(I'm not at all), thinking that they were talking with impunaty my wife shot back in perfect German that she understood what they were saying and told them to eat $hit Great story Bruce! Maybe you should pay the Montoya's a visit during the NASCAR season and make the obligatory disparaging remarks about that series. Or maybe wonder out loud whether Monty's been putting even more weight on now that he's racing old men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
